Posts tagged "babies"

Baby Hair Contest Winner Accused Of Wearing A Wig

This is a story about babies in wigs! My most favorite topic there is. As I mentioned previously, if I ever have a baby, it will be made to wear a variety of wigs, depending on my/its mood. I don't care if you think that's strange, it's what I'll need to do to ensure that…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 22, 2013

A Steaming, Hot Mug O’ Baby Coming Right Up

I don't usually get too into babies/animals/baby animals, but fuck it, I'm a human being. I like babies in wigs, owls with mops and things with fluffy faces sometimes. I'm adding babies in mugs to the list of approved cute things. The "baby mugging" meme was started by Mommy Shorts as a way to hel…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 2, 2013

Sorry, You Can’t Name Your Kid “Mafia No Fear” In New Zealand

Oh, you were thinking of naming your son "Anal," and you live in New Zealand? Too bad! The country's Internal Affairs department vetoed the name, along with 76 others, claming they were inappropriate, bizarre or offensive. A sampling of some of the verboten names? 4Real V8 Queen Victoria . Yes, somebody wanted to name their…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 1, 2013

We’re Groupies Of This One Baby Band

Really, what's the point of having a baby if he won't star in his very own viral videos? This is Quentin Rex, son of music lover Joey Angerone, who bravely lets his toddler play with instruments and then layers them together into Quentin's very own jam. And Quentin's even got a rocker boy fauxhawk to complete…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 14, 2013

Babies Prepared To Be Brides Right Out Of The Womb!

Your little nugget still shits her diapers, but that doesn't mean she still isn't being prepared for the most important role she'll ever play in life: future bride. It's never too early to start thinking about that ring on your finger. Seriously, Zulily.com, what are you thinking? A crystal-encrusted onesie advertising a newborn baby as a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 25, 2013

In Case You Weren’t Already Terrified About Childbirth, Meet The Woman Who Gave Birth To Two Sets of Identical Twins At Once

Tressa and Manuel Montalvo had a huge bundle of joy delivered to them this past Valentine's Day -- Tressa gave birth to two sets of identical twins. That's right, not quadruplets, though there are technically four babies, but two sets of identical twins. At once. What are the odds of something like this happening? Really,…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 19, 2013

Saudi Cleric Suggests Baby Girls Wear Burqas To “Protect” Them From Sexual Assault

A Saudi Arabian cleric raised eyebrows over his WTF suggestion on a TV program six months ago that baby girls should be covered head-to-toe in burqas to protect them from sexual assault. It is one thing to suggest, however ludicrously, that veiled women prevent men from being tempted to rape (because we know men are…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 4, 2013

Kim Kardashian’s Most Important Pregnancy Essentials

Woohoo! The Illuminati is having a baby, you guys, and I'm so stoked! Yep, the axis of evil (and fun, so much fun) heretofore known as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, now the singular Kimye, got knocked up. E! Online was kind enough to present a sort of gift guide of Kim's maternity must-haves for…

By: Rachel Krause / January 3, 2013

Dear Santa, I Want A Vampire Baby…

... wrote no one ever. We've written about "reborn dolls" before: they are extremely lifelike baby dolls which are often purchased by women who have suffered miscarriages and/or had abortions. Often women dress them up in outfits and give them names. The dolls are usually pretty creepy-looking on their own, but this vampire baby rebor…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 9, 2012

Babies Are Turning Into Real Monsters These Days

Babies, man. They're real terrors. Just check out Dan Milano's infant daughter, dressed as a terrifying baby Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, wreaking havoc on the plastic people of her small hamlet. Where are the baby Ghostbusters when you need them? [Twitter]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 27, 2012

Put That Baby To Work!

I'm still undecided about whether or not I want to have kids, but sometimes I see things -- a seahorse costume, a wig, and I'm like, It's done, I'm reproducing just so I can put this thing on my baby! Baby Mops is one of those things. Part adorable footsie pajama, part ingenious cleaning supply,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2012

Gah! Too Cute! Orphaned Interspecies Baby Hang Out

What do you get when an orphaned baby kangaroo hangs out with an orphaned wombat and an orphaned swamp wallaby? Too much adorableness to handle. The trio of babies live at Australia's Wildabout Wildlife Rescue Center and are all around five months old. Click through to see another too-cute-for-words photo of the besties. [Zooborns]…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 5, 2012

People Are Not Laughing About This Picture Of A Baby Doing A Keg Stand

Arizona State University police were not laughing about this picture of what appears to be a baby doing a keg stand at an ASU tailgate party. Authorities are still unclear if the photo, which originally appeared on The Dirty, was a an act of Photoshop or a real photo-op. Investigation in progress. I certainly hope…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 30, 2012

Well Played: Baby Skyler Berman And Mama Rachel Zoe

Normally I think of fedoras as exclusively the accoutrement of douchebags and Frank Sinatra impersonators. But somehow little Skyler Berman -- the Big Serious Baby of Rachel Zoe and husband Roger Berman -- can totally get away with it. Lil' Sky-Sky (I can't confirm that this is an R. Zoe-approved nickname, but one can imagine)…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 20, 2012

Flying Babies Will Make Your Spirit Soar

Try to be mad at the world after looking at a picture of a flying baby. Just try. Yup. It's totally impossible. It's a BABY! And it's FLYING! This delightful image is part of an an ongoing series by Rachel Hulin. Flying Babies are so life affirming that the collection is being published as a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 13, 2012

Unbaby.me: The Facebook Baby Photo Exterminator

The worst is yet to come, but it has already begun: high school and college friends whose Facebook pages are 24/7 baby pics. Babies crying. Babies smiling. Babies staring blankly at the camera. Babies in silly hats. Babies in silly outfits. Babies and mommies and daddies and dogs and cats. Babies babies BABIES. My ovarie…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2012

11 Adorable Fruit Babies

It's baby season. I mean, fruit season. I mean, I didn't realize there were so many fruit babies being born out there. The word is that people bring fruit babies to baby showers. But isn't that kind of creepy to eat a baby?  Oh well, who am I to judge? These babies are making me…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 5, 2012

Jessica Simpson & 14 Others Celebs’ Post-Baby Boobs

Good morning! This is what Jessica Simpson's baby daughter Maxwell Drew wakes up to every morning. Jessica wanted to spread the wealth so she tweeted this photo of her post-baby cleave while on a walk this weekend. Good lord. Maxwell won't be going hungry, now will she? Jessica never lacked in the chesticle department, but…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 25, 2012

Nerd Girl Porn: Super Hot Dads Holding Super Adorable Babies

Most would probably agree that the sight of a dad holding a baby in one of those swaddle things is basically the hottest thing ever because it touches on two primal urges -- the desire to f**k and the desire to procreate. I'm not saying all women want kids, but a glimpse of a hot…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 17, 2012

Rachel Zoe & Rodger Berman’s Little Fashionisto Is Walking

Rachel Zoe and Rodger Berman's son Skyler is walking on his own! Wearing checked pants, a cream sweater with a white shirt, and white shoes -- the 1-year-old looked confident as he made his way across the parking lot. However Skyler ended up getting fussy and the celebrity stylist needed help from her husband and…

By: Celebrity Baby Scoop / May 27, 2012
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