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Mom Tries To Get A Baby For Her 14-Year-Old On Craigslist, Finds Out That’s Not Legal

Her daughter wanted a baby and she couldn’t say no. More »


Pantone’s 2016 Colors Of The Year Are So Chill

“Peaceful.” “Compatible.” “Chill.” More »


Pregnant Kim K Wants A ‘Push Present’ From Kanye While We Wonder What The Hell That Is

Kim Kardashian is almost ready to pop out her second child and has decided she would like a “Push Present” from Kanye, which according to celeb sources, is just a present for pushing out a child, NOT a weird drug term for peddling, well, drugs.
I thought the reward for pushing out a child was… More »


Look, A Robot Toddler Baby Learning How To Stand

It you. It us. It the future. More »


Man Takes Selfie With Wife In The Throes of Labor, Lives To Tell The Tale

It’s a miracle that this man is still alive to post this picture on the internet. More »


#BabiesForBernie Proves All Babies Resemble Bernie Sanders

A presidential election in 2015 would not be an election really without absurd internet memes because that’s where we are currently as a society. It is at once insane and beautiful.

Following in this modern tradition is a new viral hashtag #BabiesForBernie which involves parents putting glasses and white wigs on their infants… More »


Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son Uri, was under investigation for hosting what two staffers referred to as “Baby Fight Club.”

The two former employees at fault, 22-year-old Erica… More »


Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him? More »


Congratulations To These Parents, Who Are Expecting The Spawn Of Satan

Or, a very strong argument against “4-D” ultrasound. More »


Kim Kardashian Is NOT Using A Surrogate, Thank You Very Much

She’s really, truly carrying this child, guys. Please. More »


Woman Drops Child To Catch A Wedding Bouquet & The Chance At True Love

Nothing can get in the way of a chance at true love. More »


Make It Stop: “My Sister Is Pregnant & She’s Stealing My Baby Name”

Well, it’s a little more complicated than that… More »


PSA: Don’t Forget To Air Out Your Baby In Its Baby Cage

House your baby in the same place you’d put an AC window unit. More »


Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Expecting Another Child

South West. TomTom West. GPS West. East West. Garmin West. More »


Those Body-Shaming Onesies Are Back — At NYU

A few weeks ago, I wrote about some really gross baby snapsuits that were targeted specifically at female babies and read “I hate my thighs.” Now, Twitter’s found them — but not on Wrybaby’s website. Nope, they’re at the NYU campus store. … More »


Babies Should Hate Their Thighs, That’s Normal, LMAO (Not)

Oh, the scent of dumb bullshit in the morning. Today, it’s this adorable onesie from Wrybaby that reads “I hate my thighs” and is presumably targeted at baby girls. Because there’s nothing like parents projecting their own body insecurities and our culture’s unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies onto infants who can’t speak yet, don’t know… More »


Here Is A Baby With Questionable Taste Being Soothed By Taylor Swift

Let the dulcet tones of T-Swi soothe your fussy babe. More »


Hitched 2.0: Do I Want Babies At My Wedding?

Babies are cool and all, but do I really want a crying baby as the soundtrack to our ceremony? More »


Demeter Is Now Making A Perfume That Smells Like A Baby’s Head

Demeter Fragrance is known for making one note scents that smell like pretty much anything you can think of, from pizza to dirt to a gin and tonic. I have an enduring love for their Honeysuckle fragrance, and have spent more time than I’d like to admit in front of their displays at my local… More »


Dear Parents, Please Stop Taking Your Miserable Kids To Fashion Shows

This season’s hottest accessory is something that I don’t know because I’ve paid zero attention to Fashion Week, thanks to all these dumb parents who can’t keep their squalling infants at home. First, North West cried at her dad Kanye West’s fashion show, while sitting next to Anna Wintour, who was not having it. Then,… More »


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