According to Kim K’s website, the diaper bag she uses for her daughter North West is an Hermès Birkin Bag.
But I mean how is this surprising news…
Supermodel, cookbook author, and hilarious Twitter user Chrissy Teigen used the creepiest language possible to describe how badly she wanted to have a baby girl with her husband, John Legend.
Kim revealed the first baby photo of Saint West, and the two month old is as nauseatingly cute as you would expect.
Lest you believe this is a thing, trust us, it’s not.
Protect your precious baby oven from the ravages of alcohol, ladies.
This horrifying technology simply scans the ultrasound image and makes a human-ish estimate of what your baby’s face will look like before printing out an eight-inch replica mask!
Anne Geddes wouldn’t even do this.
Share the gift of your impeccable musical taste with the bun in your oven.
All is as it should be in the universe of cured meats.
George’s favorite firetruck even made the family portrait!
In the never ending shitstorm of depressing news and examples of humanity’s dark side, it’s good to have reminders of the beauty and talent that persists.