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The Daily Ovulation: Watch A Baby Realize Sneezes Are Funny

Aww! Remember when you were little and anything your daddy did was automatically hilariously funny? That moment is captured on tape here with one guy fake sneezing for this delightfully giggly baby. Wait until this kid discovers farts! [YouTube via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

12-Year-Old Boy Delivers Baby Brother, Is Probably Scarred For Life

Things a 12-year-old boy should not have to see up-close: his mother’s vagina, specifically his mother’s vagina while giving birth. Gaelen Edwards saw stuff that most boys his age have never seen. When his mother Danielle started crowning, he had no choice but to delivered his baby brother, Caynan, at home. “I said, ‘Gaelan, when I push next, I need you to grab the baby by the shoulders and I need you to pull him out.’ And he — just like by instinct, I couldn’t even believe it — grabbed the baby by the shoulders, with the head on his wrist, and eased him out, kind of wriggled him from side to side, and pulled him onto the bed,” said Danielle. Good thing Gaelen had been reading all those medical books and watching hospital dramas in his spare time. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Rachel Zoe Infant Son Poops His Diaper In A $87,000 Luxury Nursery

  • Rachel Zoe’s infant son, Skylar Berman, has an $87,000 nursery, as well as a $1,160 Gucci bomber jacket, a $1,300 silver piggy bank, a $1,400 Herm├ęs blanket, and a $3,700 collection of baby shoes. I would expect nothing less from her. That lady is bananas. [Us Weekly]
  • Amy Winehouse’s dad gave clothes and accessories to fans waiting outside his daughter’s apartment last night. Is this sweet-and-macabre or weird-and-macabre? [MTV News]
  • Prince Hot Ginge isn’t boning Pippa Middleton but he’s still given her a schmoopy nickname: “Foxy Filly.” [Dlisted]

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Infographic: What A 16 Pound Baby Looks Like, In Other Stuff

This week, a woman in Texas gave birth to a terrifyingly large 16.1 lb. baby named JaMichael Brown. JaMichael’s way-larger-than-average size is being attributed in large part to his mother’s gestational diabetes which causes her to produce extra insulin. “Although insulin does not cross the placenta, glucose and other nutrients do. So extra blood glucose goes through the placenta, giving the baby high blood glucose levels,” explained the American Diabetes Association. “This causes the baby’s pancreas to make extra insulin to get rid of the blood glucose. Since the baby is getting more energy than it needs to grow and develop, the extra energy is stored as fat.” And JaMichael was delivered — thankfully via C-section so your vag can quit with the sympathy pains — a week early, even. Whoa. We weren’t sure we could fully fathom what a 16.1 lb. baby was really all about, so we decided to create this helpful chart of items that weigh just as much as JaMichael does. Keep reading »

“Elimination Communication” — When Children Poop In Public

This weekend, a friend of mine posted the following on her Facebook wall:

Just witnessed a new low in parenting. We were waiting in line for the ferry when the dad in front of us announced his kid had to go to the bathroom. Instead of, oh, I dunno, going to one of the many port-a-potties in the area, the mom whipped out her own port-a-potty and sat the kid down in it. Right there!

This experience, as it turned out, was not an aberration. Further research on her part, and then mine because I was utterly fascinated, revealed that “kids pooping and peeing in public” is a trend in potty-training called “elimination communication.” Keep reading »

10 Baby Gifts We’d Like To Get For Natalie Portman’s Son

Mazel tov to Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied. The “Black Swan” duo are now the proud parents of a baby boy and together have made the world a degree more gorgeous. [People]

So now comes the hard part—what baby gift should we send them?!?! Some ideas after the jump.
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