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Watch Some Babies ROCK THE F**K OUT To Metal

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Today in FUCK YEAH, PARENTING: Here are some babies who are getting really, really, really into metal. That blond kid is in a carseat and I am not ashamed to admit that I am slightly intimidated by him. He seems super, super intense. When he grows up, you know he’s the kind of kid who’s going to accidentally break some chick’s collarbone in a mosh pit. She’ll deck him with her good arm and break his nose, they’ll start a fight, get rushed off to the same emergency room, fall in love, and one day create their own spawn and dress her in Slayer onesies. It’s the circle of life, and it moves us all. [eBaum’s World]

Everyone You Know Is Picking Baby Names From “Frozen” & “The Hunger Games” For 2015

Everyone You Know Is Picking Baby Names From "Frozen" And "The Hunger Games" For 2015

People have been naming their babies after popular film, television, and pop culture figures for years, but some of those baby name trends are better than others. For example, when everybody started naming their kids “Bella” and “Edward” and “Wolfman McAbs” after Twilight‘s leads, many of us rolled our eyes. But this year, things are awesome: people are naming their kids after Frozen characters at a huge rate, and not just the one name you might think. Read more on The Gloss…

RIP Society: Woman Invents Motion-Sensing Mobile So Babies Can Post Selfies From Their Cribs

For those of you whose Facebook news feeds have become bombarded with photos of your friends’ babies, this is not good news for you. A design student in the Netherlands has just come up with perhaps the most invasive technology ever, sure to make baby’s first words be “I hate you, mama.”

New Born Fame, designed by Laura Cornet, is a motion-sensing mobile made for a baby’s crib that snaps photos of the child every time he or she moves, and posts them to social media once the baby reaches for them. The mobile consists of several stuffed, plush toys, some of which are social media icons like the famous Twitter bird and the Facebook “F.” There’s even a pair of soft baby sneakers that have an internal pedometer to track the baby’s kicks. You know… in case you’re concerned he won’t have what it takes to make the Olympic soccer team. Keep reading »

Little Boy Gets Stuck In Toy Machine, Has Worse Day Than You

Having a rough week? At least you’re not little Colin Lambert. The 18-month-0ld waited until his grandma turned away for just an instant to climb his way into a claw toy machine, only to find himself thoroughly stuck. When he limbed into the machine’s chute, his grandmother tried to grab him by his feet and pull him back out, but he kicked her hands away and hauled himself over the machine’s glass partition to play with the toys inside. It was all fun and games until he realized he couldn’t get out on his own. Firefighters were called in to rescue Colin, which only took them a few minutes. Instead of scolding, they rewarded him for his antics by letting him pick out a free toy from the machine. Lesson learned! [People; WBIR] [Image via Facebook/WBIR News]

Babies And Dogs In Matching Halloween Costumes Make Me Want A Baby And A Dog

Dogs and babies have the same effect on me as old people: They’re adorable and I often find myself wanting to take them home. So when I found out that TJ.Maxx and Marshalls will be selling matching Halloween costumes for babies and pups, my uterus almost exploded. I know petnapping and kidnapping is illegal, so if I could just borrow someone’s child and puppy on October 31st that would be greatly appreciated. Here are some of my favorite matching sets from both affordable brands above, along with some others. (Also, after the jump, scroll down to see the cutest GIF of your life.) Keep reading »

Baby Girl Freaks When Her Dad Shaves His Beard

I Would Miss That Beard Too

This little girl’s perfectly pleasant game of peekaboo was ruined when her dad decided it would be oh so fun to shave his beard off. Whether she didn’t recognize her dad without that beard or just thought he looked super gross without his facial fuzz, she was not having it. Hey, at least she knows how to be direct. [Jezebel]

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