Posts tagged "babies"

Pregnant Kim K Wants A ‘Push Present’ From Kanye While We Wonder What The Hell That Is

Kim Kardashian is almost ready to pop out her second child and has decided she would like a “Push Present” from Kanye, which according to celeb sources, is just a present…

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 9:00 am

Look, A Robot Toddler Baby Learning How To Stand

It you. It us. It the future. …

Megan Reynolds | November 11, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Man Takes Selfie With Wife In The Throes of Labor, Lives To Tell The Tale

It’s a miracle that this man is still alive to post this picture on the internet. …

Megan Reynolds | November 10, 2015 - 4:30 pm

#BabiesForBernie Proves All Babies Resemble Bernie Sanders

A presidential election in 2015 would not be an election really without absurd internet memes because that’s where we are currently as a society. It is at once insane and…

Katrin Higher | October 18, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son…

Bronwyn Isaac | September 3, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Congratulations To These Parents, Who Are Expecting The Spawn Of Satan

Or, a very strong argument against “4-D” ultrasound. …

Megan Reynolds | August 12, 2015 - 5:45 pm

Kim Kardashian Is NOT Using A Surrogate, Thank You Very Much

She’s really, truly carrying this child, guys. Please. …

Megan Reynolds | August 11, 2015 - 12:40 pm

Woman Drops Child To Catch A Wedding Bouquet & The Chance At True Love

Nothing can get in the way of a chance at true love. …

Megan Reynolds | July 28, 2015 - 11:30 am

Make It Stop: “My Sister Is Pregnant & She’s Stealing My Baby Name”

Well, it’s a little more complicated than that…

Anna Goldfarb | July 17, 2015 - 1:15 pm

PSA: Don’t Forget To Air Out Your Baby In Its Baby Cage

House your baby in the same place you’d put an AC window unit.

Megan Reynolds | June 5, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Expecting Another Child

South West. TomTom West. GPS West. East West. Garmin West.

Megan Reynolds | June 1, 2015 - 9:39 am

Those Body-Shaming Onesies Are Back — At NYU

A few weeks ago, I wrote about some really gross baby snapsuits that were targeted specifically at female babies and read “I hate my thighs.” Now, Twitter’s found them –…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | April 3, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Babies Should Hate Their Thighs, That’s Normal, LMAO (Not)

Oh, the scent of dumb bullshit in the morning. Today, it’s this adorable onesie from Wrybaby that reads “I hate my thighs” and is presumably targeted at baby girls. Because…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 11, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Here Is A Baby With Questionable Taste Being Soothed By Taylor Swift

Let the dulcet tones of T-Swi soothe your fussy babe. …

Megan Reynolds | March 3, 2015 - 3:34 pm

Hitched 2.0: Do I Want Babies At My Wedding?

Babies are cool and all, but do I really want a crying baby as the soundtrack to our ceremony?

Emma Sarran | February 26, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Demeter Is Now Making A Perfume That Smells Like A Baby’s Head

Demeter Fragrance is known for making one note scents that smell like pretty much anything you can think of, from pizza to dirt to a gin and tonic. I have…

Megan Reynolds | February 23, 2015 - 2:35 pm

Dear Parents, Please Stop Taking Your Miserable Kids To Fashion Shows

This season’s hottest accessory is something that I don’t know because I’ve paid zero attention to Fashion Week, thanks to all these dumb parents who can’t keep their squalling infants…

Beejoli Shah | February 17, 2015 - 11:33 am

It’s A Gross Christmas Miracle: 2 Cops Deliver Baby On Philly Subway Train

I’m grossed out by the thought of someone eating on a subway train, which makes this birth story particularly nasty to me.

Two Philadelphia transit officers made a…

Katie Oldenburg | December 26, 2014 - 11:20 am

Watch Some Babies ROCK THE F**K OUT To Metal

Today in FUCK YEAH, PARENTING: Here are some babies who are getting really, really, really into metal. That blond kid is in a carseat and I am not ashamed to…

Rebecca Vipond Brink | December 17, 2014 - 2:30 pm
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