Posts tagged "babies"

The CDC Wants All Women Not On Birth Control To Avoid Alcohol Just In Case They Get Pregnant

Protect your precious baby oven from the ravages of alcohol, ladies.

Megan Reynolds | February 3, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Creepy-ass Parents Are Now Decorating Their Houses With 3D Baby Sculptures

This horrifying technology simply scans the ultrasound image and makes a human-ish estimate of what your baby’s face will look like before printing out an eight-inch replica mask!

Bronwyn Isaac | January 28, 2016 - 12:45 pm

Babypod Lets Your Unborn Child Listen To Whatever You Think Is Cool, Man

Share the gift of your impeccable musical taste with the bun in your oven.

Megan Reynolds | January 6, 2016 - 2:45 pm

Baby Reacts Appropriately To The Revelation Of Bacon

All is as it should be in the universe of cured meats.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | December 29, 2015 - 3:15 pm

The Royal Family’s Christmas Card Is As Stupid Adorable As You’d Expect

George’s favorite firetruck even made the family portrait!

Bronwyn Isaac | December 18, 2015 - 11:15 am

Watch Baby Bey Tackle “The Wiz” Like A Goddamn Warrior

In the never ending shitstorm of depressing news and examples of humanity’s dark side, it’s good to have reminders of the beauty and talent that persists.

Bronwyn Isaac | December 10, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Mom Tries To Get A Baby For Her 14-Year-Old On Craigslist, Finds Out That’s Not Legal

Her daughter wanted a baby and she couldn’t say no.

Robyn Pennacchia | December 8, 2015 - 5:25 pm

Pantone’s 2016 Colors Of The Year Are So Chill

“Peaceful.” “Compatible.” “Chill.”

Megan Reynolds | December 3, 2015 - 4:45 pm

Pregnant Kim K Wants A ‘Push Present’ From Kanye While We Wonder What The Hell That Is

Kim Kardashian is almost ready to pop out her second child and has decided she would like a “Push Present” from Kanye, which according to celeb sources, is just a present…

Katrin Higher | November 21, 2015 - 9:00 am

Look, A Robot Toddler Baby Learning How To Stand

It you. It us. It the future.

Megan Reynolds | November 11, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Man Takes Selfie With Wife In The Throes of Labor, Lives To Tell The Tale

It’s a miracle that this man is still alive to post this picture on the internet.

Megan Reynolds | November 10, 2015 - 4:30 pm

#BabiesForBernie Proves All Babies Resemble Bernie Sanders

A presidential election in 2015 would not be an election really without absurd internet memes because that’s where we are currently as a society. It is at once insane and…

Katrin Higher | October 18, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Mom Of Kids At Baby Fight Club Is Unamused

New Jersey mom Eliana Rantz had a rud awakening this week when she heard that Lightbridge Academy, the place she had entrusted her three-year-old son Izzy, and her 19-month-old son…

Bronwyn Isaac | September 3, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Baby Shits All Over Dad’s Terrible Tribal Tattoo

I mean, can you blame him?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 28, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Congratulations To These Parents, Who Are Expecting The Spawn Of Satan

Or, a very strong argument against “4-D” ultrasound.

Megan Reynolds | August 12, 2015 - 5:45 pm

Kim Kardashian Is NOT Using A Surrogate, Thank You Very Much

She’s really, truly carrying this child, guys. Please.

Megan Reynolds | August 11, 2015 - 12:40 pm

Woman Drops Child To Catch A Wedding Bouquet & The Chance At True Love

Nothing can get in the way of a chance at true love.

Megan Reynolds | July 28, 2015 - 11:30 am

Make It Stop: “My Sister Is Pregnant & She’s Stealing My Baby Name”

Well, it’s a little more complicated than that…

Anna Goldfarb | July 17, 2015 - 1:15 pm
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