Posts tagged "babies"

Those Body-Shaming Onesies Are Back — At NYU

A few weeks ago, I wrote about some really gross baby snapsuits that were targeted specifically at female babies and read “I hate my thighs.” Now, Twitter’s found them -- but not on Wrybaby’s website. Nope, they’re at the NYU campus store.

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / April 3, 2015

Babies Should Hate Their Thighs, That’s Normal, LMAO (Not)

Oh, the scent of dumb bullshit in the morning. Today, it’s this adorable onesie from Wrybaby that reads “I hate my thighs” and is presumably targeted at baby girls. Because there’s nothing like parents projecting their own body insecurities and our culture’s unrealistic expectations of women’s bodies onto infants who can’t speak yet, don’t know…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / March 11, 2015

Here Is A Baby With Questionable Taste Being Soothed By Taylor Swift

Let the dulcet tones of T-Swi soothe your fussy babe. …

By: Megan Reynolds / March 3, 2015

Hitched 2.0: Do I Want Babies At My Wedding?

Babies are cool and all, but do I really want a crying baby as the soundtrack to our ceremony?

By: Emma Sarran / February 26, 2015

Demeter Is Now Making A Perfume That Smells Like A Baby’s Head

Demeter Fragrance is known for making one note scents that smell like pretty much anything you can think of, from pizza to dirt to a gin and tonic. I have an enduring love for their Honeysuckle fragrance, and have spent more time than I'd like to admit in front of their displays at my local…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 23, 2015

Dear Parents, Please Stop Taking Your Miserable Kids To Fashion Shows

This season's hottest accessory is something that I don't know because I've paid zero attention to Fashion Week, thanks to all these dumb parents who can't keep their squalling infants at home. First, North West cried at her dad Kanye West's fashion show, while sitting next to Anna Wintour, who was not having it. Then,…

By: Beejoli Shah / February 17, 2015

It’s A Gross Christmas Miracle: 2 Cops Deliver Baby On Philly Subway Train

I'm grossed out by the thought of someone eating on a subway train, which makes this birth story particularly nasty to me. Two Philadelphia transit officers made a very special delivery Christmas Day, helping a women birth her baby on a SEPTA train. Around 6 p.m. Thursday night, Sgt. Daniel Caban and Officer Dorrell Jame…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 26, 2014

Watch Some Babies ROCK THE F**K OUT To Metal

Today in FUCK YEAH, PARENTING: Here are some babies who are getting really, really, really into metal. That blond kid is in a carseat and I am not ashamed to admit that I am slightly intimidated by him. He seems super, super intense. When he grows up, you know he's the kind of kid who'…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 17, 2014

Everyone You Know Is Picking Baby Names From “Frozen” & “The Hunger Games” For 2015

People have been naming their babies after popular film, television, and pop culture figures for years, but some of those baby name trends are better than others. For example, when everybody started naming their kids “Bella” and “Edward” and “Wolfman McAbs” after Twilight‘s leads, many of us rolled our eyes. But this year, things are awesome: people…

By: The Gloss / December 5, 2014

RIP Society: Woman Invents Motion-Sensing Mobile So Babies Can Post Selfies From Their Cribs

For those of you whose Facebook news feeds have become bombarded with photos of your friends' babies, this is not good news for you. A design student in the Netherlands has just come up with perhaps the most invasive technology ever, sure to make baby's first words be "I hate you, mama." New Born Fame,…

By: Katie Oldenburg / November 6, 2014

Little Boy Gets Stuck In Toy Machine, Has Worse Day Than You

Having a rough week? At least you're not little Colin Lambert. The 18-month-0ld waited until his grandma turned away for just an instant to climb his way into a claw toy machine, only to find himself thoroughly stuck. When he limbed into the machine's chute, his grandmother tried to grab him by his feet and…

By: Claire Hannum / October 23, 2014

Babies And Dogs In Matching Halloween Costumes Make Me Want A Baby And A Dog

Dogs and babies have the same effect on me as old people: They're adorable and I often find myself wanting to take them home. So when I found out that TJ.Maxx and Marshalls will be selling matching Halloween costumes for babies and pups, my uterus almost exploded. I know petnapping and kidnapping is illegal, so…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 1, 2014

Baby Girl Freaks When Her Dad Shaves His Beard

This little girl's perfectly pleasant game of peekaboo was ruined when her dad decided it would be oh so fun to shave his beard off. Whether she didn't recognize her dad without that beard or just thought he looked super gross without his facial fuzz, she was not having it. Hey, at least she knows how…

By: Claire Hannum / September 15, 2014

Watch A Baby And A Roomba-Riding Cat Celebrate Shark Week

Shark Week is over, but it lives on in this holy grail of YouTube entertainment, featureing a cat, a baby, America's favorite week in television, and a Roomba. This is the peak of the internet, friends. It's only downhill from here. [Laughing Squid]…

By: Claire Hannum / August 19, 2014

Baby Stops Crying When She Can Dance To 2 Chainz

This little girl already has a pretty definitive taste in hip-hop. As soon as 2 Chainz's "I'm Different" starts to play, she stops crying and dances along. She's got some pretty sweet moves! [Tastefully Offensive]

By: Claire Hannum / August 12, 2014

Little Girl Learns Her Baby Brother Can’t Stay Small Forever

Sadie just came to the harsh realization that her little brother won't stay a smiley baby forever. She's adorable, yes, but crying hysterically about getting older hits a little too close to home for those of us in the grownup world! Hold off on your existential crisis, Sadie, it'll hit you hard enough in about 30…

By: Claire Hannum / July 30, 2014

Awesome Obstetrician Welcomes Babies Into The World By Singing

Dr. Carey Andrew-Jaja, the happiest doctor you'll ever meet, has delivered about 8,000 babies, and greets most of them with a song. When Andrew-Jaja was in residency, and older physician was in the habit of singing to newborns, and when he retired, he asked Andrew-Jaja to carry on the tradition. He's been singing to babie…

By: Claire Hannum / July 24, 2014

Adorable Chubby Dancing Toddler Is Korea’s Newest K-Pop Star

Finally, some dance moves I can actually do! This Korean toddler is on track to become the country's newest K-pop star, just as soon as she gets out of diapers. [YouTube]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 28, 2014

Babies With Eyebrows Are The Best Kind Of Babies

What's the point of having a baby if not to draw scraggly, cartoon villain eyebrows on her face? (Yeah, I know there are other reasons to have a baby. Indulge me on this one.) Thanks to all the parents willing to put  black eyeliner little Connor or Emma's big bald noggin and share it with…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 13, 2014

California Considers Bill To Put More Diaper Changing Stations In Men’s Restrooms

Sounds like a good idea to me. [Los Angeles Times] Brunei, which is located in Southeast Asia, has instituted a penal code which would publicly flog women who have abortions, jail women who get pregnant out of wedlock, and stone to death lesbians and gays. [Feminist.org] A member of the all-female band Warpaint has apologized…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 2, 2014
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