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Coming Soon: The ChAvril LaKroeger Duet We’ve All Been Waiting For

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
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Defending Chad Kroeger
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Many of you will regard this as another sign of the end days, but here it is: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne have recorded a duet and, according to L.A. Reid, it’s a “really good record” and set to be released “very soon.” As we all know, the First Couple of Canada met while working on Lavigne’s new album together. “When you are having a good time making a record that always comes across in music,” said Lavigne at the time. “The energy’s good so things flow better and that’s what I’m excited about.” Now that the musical fruits of their love will finally be available for public consumption, we all must ask ourselves: are we ready to hear it? [MTV]

The ChAvril Engagement Was A Surprise For Chad Kroeger’s Family Too

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »
Defending Chad Kroeger
Why Winona is jealous Avril gets to marry the Nickelback singer. Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
Their colors are double denim and Ed Hardy. Read More »

“You never know what your parents are going to say when you tell them you’re getting married — especially when it’s with someone they haven’t met yet! My mom is a huge fan of Avril’s, so putting her on the speaker phone and telling her the news was hilarious and equally embarrassing.”

–Nickelback frontman/Canadian dreamboat Chad Kroeger reveals to Hello! Canada that his parents hadn’t met Avril Lavigne prior to the couple’s surprise engagement. Other revelations from the ChAvril cover story? Apparently Chad has yet to visit Avril’s hometown of Napanee, Ontario, but is excited to make the trip and eat at her favorite pizzeria, while Avril is busy planning the wedding, which will be “a huge celebration.” If that ridiculously large rock on her finger is any indication, this wedding will be visible from space. [Us Weekly]

4 Things That Weigh As Much As Avril Lavigne’s New Honkin’ Huge Engagement Ring

We were shocked and awed when we found out that Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger were some kind of crazy Canadian power couple. We were further stunned to find out Chadders gifted his ladyfriend with a ginormous crack rock of an engagement ring — featuring a 14-carat diamond that’s estimated to cost around $800,000. I guess it actually pays to be the most hated band in the world.

Above, we’ve gathered several items that weigh about as much as the stone in Avril’s ring. I hope she’s been doing finger exercises…

Defending Chad Kroeger
Why Winona is jealous Avril gets to marry the Nickelback singer. Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
Their colors are double denim and Ed Hardy. Read More »
Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »

Avril Lavigne Shows Off 14-Carat Engagement Ring With Fiance Chad Kroeger

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
Their colors are double denim and Ed Hardy. Read More »
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Defending Chad Kroeger
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  • I thought for sure this cover of Hello! Canada was fake because ChAvril LaKroeger look so ridiculous, but apparently it’s real! And so is that boulder on her ring finger. Of her new man, Avril says, ”makes me laugh every day. He takes care of me in every way and is extremely attentive.” Winona already said as much. [Us Weekly]
  • Prince Harry, his ginger nuts still fresh in our minds, is headed back to London to face the wrath of dad Charles and grandma Queen Elizabeth. Keep those royal jewels covered, Harry! [NY Daily News]
  • Add Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard to the list of celebs who don’t want to get married until gay marriage is legalized. They also say they’re cool with having kids out of wedlock. [Us Weekly]

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10 Reasons I’m Jealous Of Avril Lavigne For Getting To Marry Chad Kroeger

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »
Chad And Avril's Wedding Photo
Their colors are double denim and Ed Hardy. Read More »

When the news broke last night that Avril Lavigne was engaged to be married to Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback, aka The Band That Everyone Hates, the world let out a collective, “Wait, what?” and the internet exploded with unanswered questions: Was this Canada’s version of a practical joke? What happened to Brody Jenner? Would their wedding colors be black and pale? But the question that ultimately drowned out all the others, the real heart of the debate, was just one word long, accompanied by an incredulous head tilt: “Him?” Chad Kroeger, it seems, was Avril’s Ann Veal.

As a lover of Nickelback, I feel it is my duty to clear some things up, because not only is Avril one lucky lady to be committing her life to Chad Kroeger, I am totally jealous that Chad didn’t ask me to marry him instead. Here’s why… Keep reading »

First Look: Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne’s Official Wedding Photo!

Okay, not really, but this is how we imagine the newly engaged couple – ChAvril LaKroeger, as we’re calling them – will dress for the big day. Him in a custom Justin Timberlake-inspired Canadian Tuxedo, and her in full Ed Hardy regalia. It’s a match made in tacky!

Introducing ChAvril LaKroeger!
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are engaged? WTF? Read More »

WTF IS GOING ON: Avril Lavigne Is Engaged To Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger

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Breaking news out of Canada tonight: Avril Lavigne, perpetually pouty singer of such hits as “Sk8er Boi,” and Chad Kroeger, lead singer of Nickelback and crooner of such romantic classics as “Something In Your Mouth,” have just announced that they are engaged. Apparently the two bonded back in February while co-writing a song for Lavigne’s upcoming album, and dated under the radar until Kroeger popped the question with a 14-carat diamond ring on August 8th. I met Chad a couple months ago at a Nickelback concert (more on that later), and I can report that not only is he disconcertingly hot in person (seriously!), he’s also really sweet and I kind of secretly wanted to marry him and dance to an acoustic version of “Far Away” under the moonlight, so this news is a bit hard for me to take. Still, I guess congratulations are in order–a very shocked and confused and Canadian congratulations.

Also, for future reference, Amelia has christened the couple “ChAvril LaKroeger.” Stay tuned for updates on these crazy kids’ wedding plans! [People]

Hot Links: Avril Lavigne Cuddles With A Woman, Must Be Gay Now

  • Is Avril Lavigne dating a woman? If cuddling with a fellow female makes you a lesbian, then yes, I guess? But probably not. Although, Brody Jenner might turn me gay… [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Sherman Hemsley from “The Jeffersons” has passed away at the age of 74. Movin’ on up to the big house in the sky. RIP, Mr. Jefferson! [Newser]
  • The tragedy in Aurora, Colorado has sparked an uptick in firearm sales in the state. [TruTV]
  • What a relief! Police were able to save a sex doll from drowning. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Avril Lavigne Pivots Her Epic Quest Of Bad Decisions From Brody Jenner To Marilyn Manson

Manson's Ladies
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Disturbing Video
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"Smashing Her Skull"
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I refuse to believe that this is true. Star magazine reports that Avril Lavigne has is drying her tears from her breakup with (gag) Brody Jenner in the arms of the Prince Of Darkness. Marilyn Manson pulls some pretty amazing tail, including Dita Von Teese. Rose McGowan, and Evan Rachel Wood, but … Avril Lavigne?!?! Can’t he smell the fakery on her “I’m a bad-ass punk rocker!” schtick from three states away? Like, three big Western states? But no, Star claims the pair have been “platonic friends for years” and are now “hooking up” because they’re both single. “It’s not really serious yet, but they’ve definitely got a little love connection going on,” said the source. A love connection! Far be it from me to deny the world a love connection. I just think Avril could find someone a little less creepy and abuser-y, you know? Watch out, Tay-Moms, you’re obviously next. [Celebitchy] [Images: Splash News]

Love Is Still A Battlefield

This week, “The Oprah Show” featured Pat Benatar and Avril Lavigne doing a duet of “Love Is A Battlefield,” a song that remains relevant after all these years. Pat seems to be winning the “war” seeing as she’s still with her husband of 30 years. Unfortunately, we can’t say the same about Avril. [Oprah] Keep reading »

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