Hungry? Audrina Patridge of “The Hills” must be, cause that girl is skinnnnnny. And you know what people whose fame depends on them being thin do when they get hungry? They go to Carl’s Jr. for a Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger! Wait, that can’t be right…I heard they ate Styrofoam and pretended cigarettes were an all-you-can-eat buffet of smoke? Either way, Audrina donned a tiny gold bikini in Malibu for the latest Carl’s Jr. ad. She was psyched. “I had an absolute blast shooting,” she told People. “When I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” You’d be salivating too if you hadn’t eaten since high school.
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“Laguna Beach” begot “The Hills” which begot “The City” and Brody Jenner’s “Bromance.” What’s left? Audrina Patridge is leaving the cast of “The Hills” to star in her own spin-off series, produced by “Survivor” exec producer Mark Burnett, because apparently there weren’t enough bastard TV shows already. What’ll they call this one? “The Valley?” “The Vapid?” After the jump, we imagine the new show.
Despite my sometimes strong aversion to “The Hills,” my DVR was totally set for last night’s showdown. Poor Audrina, hasn’t she had enough trouble with “bad boy” Justin Bobby? Now she hears that her best friend hooked up with him? But would Lauren ever touch someone she hates that much? Hmmm. This was going to be a dramafest.
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