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News

On the one hand, the Internet can be a great place for women — it’s full of pictures of overweight animals and a wealth of anonymous sex partners. But there’s something else lurking in the Internet’s atmosphere — a mysterious chemical that affects only women in a shocking and tragic way. Watch Asylum’s token girl… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Compared to the penis — that swollen, attention-grabbing flesh-bully — the testicles can seem downright unassuming. But despite their less showy nature, those two hairy globes still hold great potential for pleasure … and pain. Watch Asylum’s token girl explain the woman’s perspective on your family jewels, and find out what they have to do… READ MORE »


Guys

Betty White is blowing up … again. America’s favorite grandma has been in the biz for over 60 years and shows no signs of letting up. The premiere of her new show “Hot in Cleveland” on TV Land was the most watched show on cable last Wednesday night.

White recently sat down with Ron… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

It’s not every day you come across a bona fide madam.

But Susan Austin is exactly that. She resurrected The World Famous Mustang Ranch, the first and oldest legal brothel in America, in 2007. The crazy, earlier days of the bordello are the subject of the film “Love Ranch,” which comes out later this… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

From a statistical standpoint, men are more likely than women to step out on their relationships. However, at least in terms of marital infidelity, the spread between the genders is smaller than you might think: 22 percent of guys cheat compared with 14 percent of ladies.

So why is it we only hear about… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Flirting consists of a whole host of behaviors, gestures and words, which can be subject to endless interpretations. For the purposes of this post, however, let’s just define “flirting” as an occasion when you act pleasantly toward a member of the opposite sex in a way that you would never act toward a member of… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Anyone who has glanced at a Cosmo in a waiting room over the past 30 years likely saw an article about the “G spot,” the elusive area in a woman’s vagina that, if found, provides her with earth-shattering orgasms. Well, allegedly.

Since its inconspicuous discovery, physicians have been conflicted as to whether it exists. READ MORE »


Guys

People are always talking about the “epidemic” of poor nutrition among today’s youth and America’s obesity “problem.” It’s almost like they think being a big, fat person is somehow less than totally awesome. Well, I’m a fat guy, and I’m here to tell you, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

In case you’re… READ MORE »


News

Everybody knows the three ultimate signs of success are 1) being parodied on “The Simpsons,” 2) having a drag queen version of yourself, or 3) being turned into a doll or action figure. Things aren’t looking that great for the first two options, but thanks to plucky Web company I Am a Stuffed Animal, I… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

“Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to Asylum’s token giiiiirl … Happy birthday to me!”

Check out our video to see a woman’s perspective on how ladies view their special day. Watch it … … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Lesbians are great for hanging out with, talking to about sports and beating you in arm wresting. Unfortunately, the porn industry has also done a pretty good job of convincing you lesbians also want to have sex with you.

Luckily, this real, flesh-and-blood lesbian is here to set you straight (heh). Without further ado,… READ MORE »


Guys

Somewhere between hanging out with the guys at a strip club and hiring an escort on the social-acceptability scale sits the erotic massage — a cultural institution that most red-blooded men have at least thought about.

But for many, reasons of legality, morality or limited funds keep whatever happens after stretching out on that… READ MORE »


Guys

The digital age leaves little room for deniability.

Your iPod is your iPod, and so are the songs on it. Which is great, except for those moments when a friend picks up your device and scrolls through to reveal a few of your awful, embarrassing secrets. Or worse, if someone decides to plug your… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Married? Got a girlfriend? In a loving and committed sexual relationship? Then you’re probably having sex, at least some of the time. But how often is often enough? And can you be doing it too much? Let Emily McCombs advise you on how much sex you should (and shouldn’t) be having. Read more … … READ MORE »


Guys

Nobody likes a cheater. But there are some situations that are almost impossible to resist. Let Asylum’s token girl tell you why we feel sympathetic toward guys who cheat, even while we’re smashing your Xbox with a hammer. Watch it! … READ MORE »


Guys

Asylum explores the exciting new frontier of dude overhauls in “A Day in the Life of Sexy Me — One Writer Undergoes a ‘Man Makeover’.” Before his … manakeover? … writer Alan Wieder was a hirsute, rumpled writer-type. “While I’m not unclean,” he says, “I have the overall look of an out-of-work, perhaps even indigent,… READ MORE »


Celebs

Our buddies over at Asylum have rounded up “The Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade.” Their “pseudo-statistical ranking” used a three-pronged method to figure out which ladies had overexposed themselves more than the rest, including how many times they appeared on the cover of Esquire, how many lad mags deemed them hot, and how… READ MORE »


News

Rody Alvarado Peña, now 40, was 16 when she got married in her home country of Guatemala. Her husband severely beat her for more than 10 years—pistol-whipping her, using her head to smash windows, chasing her with a machete, dragging her down the street by her hair, and kicking her repeatedly in the stomach in… READ MORE »