Posts tagged "asylum"

What Not To Say To A Madam

It’s not every day you come across a bona fide madam.

But Susan Austin is exactly that. She resurrected The World Famous Mustang Ranch, the first and oldest legal brothel in America, in 2007. The crazy, earlier days of the bordello are the subject of the film “Love Ranch,” which comes out later thi…

By: Asylum / June 20, 2010

Men Explain Why Women Cheat

From a statistical standpoint, men are more likely than women to step out on their relationships. However, at least in terms of marital infidelity, the spread between the genders is smaller than you might think: 22 percent of guys cheat compared with 14 percent of ladies.

So why is it we only hear about…

By: Asylum / June 19, 2010

Is It OK To Flirt When You’re In A Relationship?

Flirting consists of a whole host of behaviors, gestures and words, which can be subject to endless interpretations. For the purposes of this post, however, let’s just define “flirting” as an occasion when you act pleasantly toward a member of the opposite sex in a way that you would never act toward a member of…

By: Asylum / June 18, 2010

Is The G-Spot Real?

Anyone who has glanced at a Cosmo in a waiting room over the past 30 years likely saw an article about the “G spot,” the elusive area in a woman’s vagina that, if found, provides her with earth-shattering orgasms. Well, allegedly.

Since its inconspicuous discovery, physicians have been conflicted as to whether it exists.

By: Asylum / June 6, 2010

I’m A Fat Guy And I Love It

People are always talking about the “epidemic” of poor nutrition among today’s youth and America’s obesity “problem.” It’s almost like they think being a big, fat person is somehow less than totally awesome. Well, I’m a fat guy, and I’m here to tell you, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

In case you’re…

By: Asylum / June 6, 2010

Win Your Own Stuffed Mini-Me!

Everybody knows the three ultimate signs of success are 1) being parodied on “The Simpsons,” 2) having a drag queen version of yourself, or 3) being turned into a doll or action figure. Things aren’t looking that great for the first two options, but thanks to plucky Web company I Am a Stuffed Animal, I…

By: Asylum / May 22, 2010

What Women Want On Their Birthday

“Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to Asylum’s token giiiiirl … Happy birthday to me!”

Check out our video to see a woman’s perspective on how ladies view their special day. Watch it

By: Asylum / May 16, 2010

What Not To Say To A Lesbian

Lesbians are great for hanging out with, talking to about sports and beating you in arm wresting. Unfortunately, the porn industry has also done a pretty good job of convincing you lesbians also want to have sex with you.

Luckily, this real, flesh-and-blood lesbian is here to set you straight (heh). Without further ado,…

By: Asylum / May 9, 2010

Erotic Masseuse Shares Her Happy Ending Technique

Somewhere between hanging out with the guys at a strip club and hiring an escort on the social-acceptability scale sits the erotic massage — a cultural institution that most red-blooded men have at least thought about.

But for many, reasons of legality, morality or limited funds keep whatever happens after stretching out on that…

By: Asylum / April 28, 2010

Guys Reveal The Most Embarrassing Songs On Their iPods

The digital age leaves little room for deniability.

Your iPod is your iPod, and so are the songs on it. Which is great, except for those moments when a friend picks up your device and scrolls through to reveal a few of your awful, embarrassing secrets. Or worse, if someone decides to plug your…

By: Asylum / April 10, 2010

How Often Should You Be Doing It?

Married? Got a girlfriend? In a loving and committed sexual relationship? Then you’re probably having sex, at least some of the time. But how often is often enough? And can you be doing it too much? Let Emily McCombs advise you on how much sex you should (and shouldn’t) be having. Read more

By: Asylum / March 17, 2010

A Woman Explains Why Men Cheat

Nobody likes a cheater. But there are some situations that are almost impossible to resist. Let Asylum’s token girl tell you why we feel sympathetic toward guys who cheat, even while we’re smashing your Xbox with a hammer. Watch it!

By: Asylum / March 10, 2010

A Man Makeover Results In Tragic Guyliner And Manscaping Incident

Asylum explores the exciting new frontier of dude overhauls in “A Day in the Life of Sexy Me — One Writer Undergoes a ‘Man Makeover’.” Before his … manakeover? … writer Alan Wieder was a hirsute, rumpled writer-type. “While I’m not unclean,” he says, “I have the overall look of an out-of-work, perhaps even indigent,…

By: Susannah Breslin / February 19, 2010

Who Are The Most Exposed Women Of The Decade?

Our buddies over at Asylum have rounded up “The Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade.” Their “pseudo-statistical ranking” used a three-pronged method to figure out which ladies had overexposed themselves more than the rest, including how many times they appeared on the cover of Esquire, how many lad mags deemed them hot, and how…

By: Susannah Breslin / January 26, 2010

Women Fleeing Beatings From Their Husbands Could Get Asylum Here

Rody Alvarado Peña, now 40, was 16 when she got married in her home country of Guatemala. Her husband severely beat her for more than 10 years—pistol-whipping her, using her head to smash windows, chasing her with a machete, dragging her down the street by her hair, and kicking her repeatedly in the stomach i…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / October 31, 2009

The Frisky’s Top 15 Songs For Gettin’ Busy

On the occasions where we have the mental concentration to actually put on music when we’re getting down and dirty in the sack, there’s some music that always helps tickle us below the belt. After the jump are 15 songs that really get us going — for those times when we’re in the mood for…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2008
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