Happy birthday, awesome Aries! As our gift to you, we put together this handy love compatibility guide so you can check out the pros and cons of all your romantic match-ups. Read on to get the astrological perspective on your love life! Keep reading »
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your brain will overload on vengeful ideas, as your heart will work in more sentimental directions. While you fight with your conscience, time is ticking and your compulsions will only grow stronger. Accept you can’t always be a saint and slip into the dark side, as ultimately, it’ll give you peace. After all, compassion is sweet, but it’s also your kryptonite now.
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Aries (March 21-April 19): A shot of cosmic energy is heading for you, which will take your brain from zero to 180. Be ready to scramble, turn over new leaves and make vital decisions fast. Yes, action is what you’ll need to be all about now. So, as long as you keep pace with the volleys coming at you, you will come out the other side. This week, know that stamina will be everything.
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Today in totally wonderful yet highly unscientific studies, amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from September 2013 to February 2014, the people likely to make a sex tape for public consumption were those who fell under the zodiac sign of … Sagittarius. The study found that about 13 percent of people who submitted amateur porn to their site were Sagittarians. Geminis were next at 12 percent and Libras submitted about 10 percent of videos. Coming in dead last were Capricorns (my sign!), whose sex tape submission rate was around 4 percent. Keep reading »
Aries (March 21-April 19): Time to spread those legs wider, make your smile brighter and use whatever you’ve got to get what you want. Yes, work your inner femme fatale in a more aggressive and obvious way now. Not that it’s nice to manipulate, but the rules are going to be tricky to define now. So, when you’ve got it, flaunt it, as using anything below the belt is not off limits now.
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Pisces (February 20-March 20): The mental fog will clear and you’ll be able to make sense of everything. So, get back into the swing of things by following your impulses faster and harder than ever, and trust they’ll bring you the best results. The less you plan, the better you will be, as who you wake up as will feel like a total 180 from who you’ll be when you go to bed. Think sweet to sultry, and all will be bright.
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