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For The Week Of August 29-September 4, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Twists and exciting turns are coming, as you’ll start to see the light of a different future. Yes, cryptic happenings are on the horizon, which will change your point of view and ultimately your trajectory. While it doesn’t mean you won’t want the same things, it might just mean changing the form of how you first assumed it will happen.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You do know how to present well, but that doesn’t mean that people can’t see through your glossy veneer. Try all you might to appear as if you’ve got it all together, but what really will that get you? If you need help, don’t be shy about accepting it. There is support available and no shame in wanting it. Besides, who really likes perfection anyway? So boring!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Commitments you’ve made or your ideas about relationships are about to start to slip into reverse and have you going either into a major time warp or into a radical reassessment of what you view as romance. No, life doesn’t always work in linear ways, but this week will have you all over the map and where you will wind up is anyone’s guess.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You are not the same person as you used to be, so when old temptations come back into play, it might not have the same tragic outcome as it usually would. As it happens, redemption is something that is possible for you now, but unless you face the dragon, you will never know how strong you have actually become.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

People have weird tastes and there’s no accounting for it. If you aren’t their cup of tea, whatever. Accept it and move on, instead of thinking you can work harder to get what you want. Sometimes targets you aim for just aren’t worth the ammo spent. So, this time, if you find you’re in this situation, quit while you are ahead, as there is nothing to win trying to play with a brick wall.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Use your sixth sense, because it will come in handy in all sorts of ways, even if what your gut is telling you to do is too out of the ordinary. Otherwise, trying to rely on being logical or even kind in the most simplistic way can backfire on you, as the personalities you come into contact with this week will be working in very bizarre ways.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Foibles in communications will make you crazy and it might seem as if you and your honey are slipping off the same page, but if you remember what you truly love about each other and keep that at the forefront of your thoughts, you can rise about the madness that will ensue. Yes, not everything will be smooth, but if you know you’re ultimately in it to win it, then all will be fine.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

No one is perfect, but as long as you can function, you have nothing to complain about. Yes, getting to the finish line of each day will be an accomplishment unto itself, as your confidence may take a few nosedives throughout the confusion that will arise this week. But if you can take baby steps to at least go through the motions, it will minimize your agony.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

People who gloat are annoying, because everyone knows if they were truly happy they wouldn’t have to brag to feel good about themselves. So, this week, when a competitive someone around you feels the need to try to step on you to get a leg up, get in touch with your compassion, because, as it stands, those people suck and need your sympathy, not aggravated attention.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve learned a lot from your past, and have come a long way. However, to leap into the future the way you want, you will have to go over some things that didn’t work out in your favor from days gone by and ask yourself “Why?” Yes, time to do some major soul-searching, as it is time to reconcile some mistakes and sort out how changing the future can correct the past.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A major case of c**kblocking can begin this week and from an unlikely source. Of course, it’s likely it won’t change anything with whomever you are romantically into, but seeing that other in such a light can be problematic. It’s never pleasant to find out that someone who you thought had your back doesn’t actually have it, but in fact might want to stab it instead.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The ride to the top will get a little bumpy, but if you can roll with the punches gracefully, it will earn you the support you need to get to the next level. However, the transitions will confuse. Yes, many conundrums to face now, but if you’ve got the brains to sort them out, you’ll also have what it takes to sort out other upcoming opportunities — which could bring you major success.

For The Week Of August 22-28, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Time to start assessing where exactly you stand on all the things that matter, as it’s time to discern if it’s going to be one of those long winters or not. Chances are you will like what you see, but on the small chance it’s not, that just means you’ll have to hustle a little harder, as there is still some time left on the clock.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Despite what you might hear, you are going to have to pay attention to your intuition, as it’s going to be at its peak now and can lead you out of pending despair — if you bravely face the truth and its consequences. Yes, we’d all like to see the world with rose-colored glasses, right now, you should know that point of view will eventually catch up with you in a bad way.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You aren’t one to trust everything you hear, especially when there’s so much information coming at you. However, you know you’re not one to get sucked into vapid sweet talk either, so do know these facts will add up in your favor and it’s about you believing it. So, your task for this week is understanding that your fear of being a sucker is as big as your fear of accepting the truth.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re near the finish line of a tumultuous cycle and all will start to feel a lot rosier this week. If you’ve been putting forth towards your dreams in the bigger sense, then this will be the time when rewards will start to roll in and you’ll understand your calling in a bigger sense. You know it, feeling good is going to be a more intense sensation, inside and out!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can’t care what anyone else wants. If this means going all out selfish and closing off the world to just do what you want, then so be it. It’s not like you’ll be icing them out forever, but sometimes that nagging is just too much and for some reason the people around you just don’t understand the word “No.” Thankfully, though, they will understand a closed door in their face.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

We all love dirty little secrets when shared by that one and only, which is why this week will be so special, as those trust issues that have been driving you a bit batty over the course of your latest tryst finally get settled with a big bang. Yes, that key to that mystical land called trust will become yours; so don’t screw it up now by being judgmental about what you hear.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You can’t be everything to everyone, but you can always count on being good to yourself will put a smile on your face. So, as this week becomes all about being-with-my-baby-and-no-else-will-matter, know it won’t make you too popular with anyone but your baby. However, you can’t feel guilty for your pleasures, because as it goes, you need to get it good while the good can be got!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Embrace practicality, organization and routine as your new tenets, because you’ll have no time for much else anyway. However, this is more of an attitude that you’ll need to adopt, rather than a indication of this week’s pressures —this is your time to start revving up your engine, but until you light that spark inside, nothing is going to happen.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Not everything has to make sense, least of all love. Seems just about anything can surprise you now, as something way out of the ordinary will start to float your boat in that scheming, horny devilish way. Yes, a new attraction will hit, bringing out that darker and lustier side in you — and you’ll love it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

There are endless excuses to evade the truth, or if you want to take it in baby steps, that is fine too. However, if you’re postponing it due to what you think is a pending disaster, realize it might not be — as you might actually be delaying your happiness instead. As it stands, nothing is set in stone now; so do take part in creating your destiny, rather than avoiding it.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Be warned: no matter what you say, your honey is going to take it as nagging. Seems there will no winning this week, without waging a small battle each time. Whatever, a little spunkiness here and there never hurt anyone, even if it’s inspired by crabbiness. If anything, it’s putting up with him when he’s like this that’ll really let you know you love him.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Whatever you need this week, whether it’s more time alone or getting him to do what you want, you’re going to have to throw some money at the problem. Call it the easiest solution to the dullest of issues, as dealing with it in any other way will bore you. This week, it’s invigorating relaxation you want, not tiresome tedium.

For The Week Of August 15-21, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re going to have to hustle a bit to get your schemes in order now, as things will likely be falling apart fast if you don’t stay on it like white on rice. Yes, time to push back all unimportant appointments and put out fires as they spark, even if they aren’t yours. No, this won’t be the sexiest week — that is, until you save the day.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Trying to be friends is impossible. After all, if things don’t come natural to you, forcing yourself to “try” always equals coming across as false — to yourself and often times to that other. So, as you move ahead with this week, pay attention to your feelings, as the trepidation is there for a reason, like a form of self-protection.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

People can be such crackheads. While you make it a job to be painfully honest, understand it’s not the same for others. So, keep this in mind as someone talking an impressive game might not be as forthright as you want. Not that you should sympathize, as it is likely they are trying to sound as if they’re on your equal plane. No matter, a liar is a liar.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hot attractions make you burst at the seams, as you’re not one to hide excitement when you’re feeling it. However, this week, someone will be stirring your curiosity in a more mysterious way and it’d be best if you keep this one on the down-low until you can sort it all out and figure this secret’s place in your life. He or she will not have proven their worth in just a week.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Perhaps it’s work stress or annoying family issues, but whatever the case, it’ll be making you need your outlets in a bigger way. Yes, expect to feel dirtier and hornier this week — but lucky you, your honey will be on that same vibe to, so don’t be shy in initiating XXX scenes, as they’ll be one thing in your life that will be as easy and tasty as pie.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Life is flying by you so fast, it might seem as if you’ve hardly have anytime to absorb all the recent events and sort out where you want the future to go. You know it, that mood to break out those talks with your latest piece will be happening, as you’ll be feeling a bigger need to find a secure set of shoulders you can count on.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Every day will feel like a struggle, as everyone around you will think they’re right and of course, everyone will have a differing opinion. While you’ll wonder if it’s worth the battle, don’t waste time deciphering that answer. As it goes, when things get so hectic, it’s best to just bow out and let the bloody mess work itself out. Until then, enjoy going under the radar at the beach instead.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This week, don’t bother with the underwear. It’ll just be another thing getting in your way, as your unbridled passion and inner romantic will be taking over and making you act out on all sorts of insane impulses. No matter, it’s about time you had something in your life that makes you want to get off the couch.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get ready as the flakes will be out this week, making you want to kill as the disappointments add up. So, as you read this now, save yourself and make a note not to set any plan in stone this week, because there will be more than enough communication snafus that will be out to bite your ass.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t wait for your turn to talk. Strike while the iron is hot, even if it’s just for you. Yes, your show of power will put another off, but a change of mind will come in time. After all, there is never a good time for truth, especially when it comes with a painful sting, but once it settles, you’ll get the respect and results you’re ultimately aiming for.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re just getting your stride going, so keep your eye on the prize. As it goes, this is your time to move ahead of the pack, as you have all the elements going for you — expect people. No, you won’t be getting the support you will need, but screw it, that validation isn’t necessary now. In fact, it may help you — sticking it to those slackers will be your best motivation yet.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’re not one to be shy, but somehow someone will be making you a bit timid — despite the fact you can talk night and day about them to others. Honey, wake up and realized you’re obsessed! While talking non-stop to others may make it somewhat real, only actions can make it truly come alive. So, work it now and don’t settle for looking without touching.

For The Week Of August 8-14, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It might feel as if the weight of the world is on your shoulders, so avoid letting yourself get run down. However, it’s likely this is more psychological than physical, as you’re playing your own worst enemy a little harder these days. Whatever the case, rely on traditions you have to pamper yourself, as it’ll take some self-bribery to truly motivate you properly this week.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

No matter how many judgments you have about yourself, you’ll be happy to discover that you are actually someone’s idol. Yes, love in the form of worship will be working its way to you and will cheer up a few dark spots in your life. As it goes, it’s just your perspective that needs some shifting and it seems that kick in the booty will come soon enough with ribbons and bows.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your trust issues can be such a bitch, but luckily the one person you trust the most, as in yourself, will prove to be a winner, as a hunch you’ve been hauling around will finally be confirmed, as the green light you’ve been hoping for will finally shine bright and give you the go ahead for the future you’ve been dreaming of.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You can’t force anyone to believe in your ideology by just saying it; they’ve got to watch you live it, as that is where you’ll gain the most fans. So, this week, despite just wanting to bark demands and have everything fall into place, realize it won’t be that easy. Motivation this week means taking action and truly being what you say.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Although having conflict is evil and can drain the life out of you, this week, when you get your sweet revenge, you’ll finally learn the sweeter points of war. Yes, those bitches that have doubted you and waited for you to fail will finally get a show they won’t forget, as they can all kiss your booty as you ascend up that ladder of success.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This is your week to shine, as love and commitment will finally be one in the same. If you’re with someone, then expect the thrills to increase and more exciting responsibilities that bind to occur. If you’re single, work those sparks, as full on fire can ignite now. Yes, this isn’t the week for you to be sitting at home and knitting tea cozies.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Summer will start to truly sizzle now, as love, sex and destiny will all be happening in obvious ways. Yes, no more having to scour the scene for clues, as the mystery of emotions will start to unravel and reveal something sweet for you to hold onto. Of course, whether you get bored of this victory shortly will remain in question… However, doubtful. So don’t get dramatic!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

The world will revolve around you, dammit! To get it so will mean being a bit more assertive about where you want to go. So, no being a wallflower, and reach out to everyone with what you want. The more contact, the better. After all, nothing ventured, nothing gained, but as you’ll discover, there will be a lot of others who’ll want to spin around your axis.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Break out the bubbly, as good news will likely land into your life in terms of career. However, this can upset the balance on the homefront in some way, as a touchy ego won’t be so easy to maneuver around. No matter, don’t let anything or anyone rain on your parade now, no matter how hard someone wants to guilt-trip you. This is your week, so take it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Madness does make you curious, but this time around, be ready to look beyond the surface, as the show that’s being put on can appear to be more dramatic that it actually is, so beware. If you want the truth, it’ll mean sitting back and taking in the bigger picture. As it goes, if you look long and hard enough, you will see everything for what it is.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re going to have to do a lot more leg work than you would like, but if you want what you want, it’ll mean setting an example and the minions will follow from there. Yes, power can be a bitch to wield, but if you stay focused, the rewards will arrive one by one. So, have faith, as now things won’t move too fast for anything or anyone but you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Hold people to their word! Otherwise, if you start to give in now, there’s no telling how far you’ll stretch your limits and once you go there, what’s the point? If you do, it’ll put you on the defensive, rather than the offensive, and that is just not an acceptable position for someone as charming and divine as you. Seriously!

For The Week Of July 25-31, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll have amazing flashes of genius this week, which can open up a lot of exciting opportunities for you — if you put it into play now. Yes, it’s not a time for hesitation, as this is the moment you’ve been waiting for — all those ducks are in a row and it’s time for you to launch the initiatives one-by-one. The future is now!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You can’t care what everyone else will think, because this week those opinions will be running rampant and you’ll have to be the one to break free of all that static to know what you want and go for it anyway. Screw peer pressure. What has the herd mentality gotten you before? This time, say and do what you must, and do it loudly and proudly, as liberation is your sex now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Whatever you are feeling, trust it. Nothing has to make sense in a linear way now, and if you try to add two plus two, it won’t add up anyway. Yes, this is when your imagination and intuition will have to lead the way, but don’t you worry, as you’ll find that the only thing holding you back is your own self-judgment and procrastination.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Perfection is a state of mind, and despite the dented cans that come your way, you can still see the beauty and potential within. This is your gift, as it is your curse. However, this week, it’ll play in your favor, as being able to see beyond those mired surfaces will make you the lucky winner of a treat that’s worth its weight in emotional and spiritual gold.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Nobody ever said love was easy, but only you can make it less difficult — as in, if you want to get, you’d better give. Enough of the keeping score and thinking balance can be struck using mathematics. As it goes, this time you just have to extend yourself generously because you care, not because you want something.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Trust you have the upper hand, because you do. No matter what that other says or wants you to think, don’t believe it. Ultimately, all that bull is just subtle manipulation that you don’t have to fall prey too. As it goes, some people just don’t give in easy, and that will have nothing to do with you, so don’t even play those games. For now, keep your eye on the prize and conquer!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You may hear all that you want to hear from your baby, but it’s their actions afterwards that will be what you should really pay attention to. Seems they’ll be pouring it on thick and while it might be true, unless they can actually execute what they lay on you, it’s as good as a hill of beans. While they might not be lying, it will produce another form of disappointment

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Despite all the brakes your brain might be pulling, forget logic and just go and have yourself a good time. After all, there are only so many opportunities for fun in a given week, and as this one kicks off, it’ll mean grabbing the irons while they’re still hot. Sure, you might get a little burned, but understand that tiny sting will be what it takes to wake you up again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Comfort and security are what turn you on. So, as life settles into a more regulated routine, expect this will be exactly what floats your boat. Seems being able to be calm will be what brings out that wilder woman inside you, as buying the cow after tasting the milk is what makes you hungrier for more. Hoorah, empty calories l’amour no more!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Nothing you say or feel has to be set in stone, so if you want to go that extra mile to let out all those feelings and thoughts you’ve had pent up in you, do it. For now, it’s about the moment and setting down the foundation for the future. So, feel free to put it on the line, as the deeper the roots you set, the stronger they will be. Sure, it might change again, but for now, it’s one step at a time.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Feel what you feel and own it. While you might feel the pressure to have to say it too, realize you don’t. For now, it’s just about what you need to do for you and if that means analyzing all the nuances of what you want, where you want to go, etc., then so be it. As it goes, it’s your peace of mind that needs the sorting out now, so set those priorities correctly.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Life is going to get a bit more complex, as it becomes more obvious what you want in love, leaving you to wonder if that other person is on the same page. It seems there will be some slight lagging behind by them, which could lead you to have to be a bit more charming. Sure, a little humbling, but easy enough to solve.

For The Week Of July 18-24, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You can worry yourself sick over everything you have and don’t have, but why put yourself on such a paranoid path? Who cares? Every day can bring new surprises, which can lead you through varying standards by-the-day. The only one judging yourself is you, and why play that game when you always put yourself last on every list? Yes, time to rethink your approach.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares what gets in your way now, you have the force to make anything happen, as your will to succeed will be indomitable! So, remember this as this week starts with some curve balls thrown your way, leaving you wondering what the point is. However, know if you work through it, the pot of gold at the end of this rainbow will be larger than you expect!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Hold tight, as your rise to fame is going to go faster and much more direct! Yes, good news is coming, as what you’ve been wishing on a star for will finally start to show hints that it’s going to happen. Just don’t hesitate to know you deserve this moment and go with it. Consequences? They’ll be minor and you can deal with them later. For now, time to celebrate!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sometimes it’s what others expect of you that makes you work harder to reach that goal, so don’t slack off and give up on that someone that has been showing sluggish signs of inferiority. As it goes, it is in them, but it will just take a bit more encouragement. Thankfully, this is a week when playing cheerleader will suit your style.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don‘t hold back the animal in you, as bringing it fully now is what it’ll take to get that other to open their eyes and see the real you. Sure, the coy routine works if you want to spend your life as a bottom, but why suffer at the whims of another? Time to grab the bull by the horns and show it what you’ve got, because that’s the only way to incite their passion from within.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you blown the way you like. Yes, buying favors now will be what gets your honey to do as you wish. Not that you have to be extravagant, but showing some appreciation with your wallet will be just what is needed to revive the magic once again, as flashing a little green will get you tickled pink.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

No matter how lackluster you’re feeling, fake it until you can make it. Yes, bring those bells and whistles to your style and show off, even if you have to put on a happy face. As the sign of theatrics, you know you can play any part if need be, and that is what will be required of you. You never know what you can spark to ignite another and yourself at any moment’s notice.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You love to bark out orders, so this week will be right up your alley — knowing what direction you want to go in and how you want others to follow suit will matter. Seems as though it’ll also require some risk-taking, as going along worn paths won’t be where you will find your treasure. In fact, the more left of center you aim, the more on target you will be.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you aren’t feeling it, there is no need to let yourself loose all over town. This week, if you want to get it good, the odds are in your favor to get it delivered right to your door. Yes, time to host some impromptu get togethers and invite one and all, as who winds up ringing your doorbell could be just what you’ve been waiting for.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You have a gift with words, so don’t let anyone out talk you when it comes to your feelings, ideas or decisions. They can say whatever they want, but be ready to throw back what you’ve got, even if you have to drag some drama into your case. In fact, hearing you say what you must may be your biggest eye-opener yet!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

To be at your best, you need to feel as your best. If this requires you indulge some of your naughty little vices, well, then so be it. After all, you’re not applying for sainthood and god knows you need the release. So, do what you will, as it’s all about the decadence and glamour you submit yourself into now that’ll bring you back round to feeling like the real you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Break free of that someone that doesn’t get it and be done with it already. No more beating your head against a brick wall trying to get them to see the obvious, as they just won’t. Best to cut your loses now, as nothing should be this hard and the only conclusion you can make at this point is that they truly are that stupid.

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