Kiki T’s Friskyscopes are my forever fave, but count me among Debra Silverman’s newest fans. The psychotherapist also considers herself an “astrology professional” and has a series of YouTube videos in which she acts out the primary personality traits of the 12 zodiac signs. I can only speak for myself, but her Scorpio impression is both terrifically accurate and hilarious. Scorpio, whether she’s been drinking or not — Debra’s Scorpio seems like she’s had a few — is always at risk of blurting out what she really thinks, which explains why we can be kind of quiet. Check out a few more of Debra’s astrological impressions after the jump and the rest at the link! [ViralNanoNews] Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): A breakthrough is going to happen, slipping your brain into a new dimension and leaving you with messages from the beyond. Yes, it’s going to get freaky, in terms of feeling like you are channeling an energy that is without explanation. Love it for what it is, as it’ll be one of the more profound and trippiest times you’ll have legally in ages!
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 27
Leo (July 23-August 22): Submit to blending into the crowd, no matter how much you despise the people around you. Camouflage is key now, as those who are too much in the spotlight will only wind up with egg on their face. Yes, the vibe will be rough out there, as there are animals that want to bite heads off now. Hone in on an escapist vibe and make it your mission to get to next week safely.
Best Lay Day: Sunday, June 29 Keep reading »
Cancer (June 21-July 22): A lot of emotions will be stirred up this week. Brace yourself for the rush, because you can expect 10 times more force back than you’ve put into your latest obsession. Yes, a lot of pent up surprises will explode in your face, making you have to react fast. Seems a new drama is going to emerge and it’ll be one that’ll dazzle as much as it dismays.
Best Lay Day: Saturday, June 21
Leo (July 23-August 22): Beware, your emotions may get the best of you now and it’ll be easy to manipulate your empathetic nature. While you do love to play hero, this week’s mission may be completely thankless and bruise your self-esteem more than it would elevate it. So, let go of that sad puppy that wants to attach to you now, because it won’t be cute.
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 20 Keep reading »
Gemini (May 21-June 20): It’s crunch time in terms of needing to commit to summer plans. There are a lot of logistics to sort out, which will be pivotal to making sure your entire summer is all fun in the sun over sad and soggy. Plus, if you don’t make those decisions now, it’ll be over before you know it. This is not the time for you to be square.
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 13
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Testing history and various other uncomfortable conversations will be front and center now. Do yourself a favor and stay on top of it, as it’ll be an eye-opening experience to get to know another side of that special someone that you didn’t expect. It could also be amazing to feel this security, but it doesn’t have to be deep either. Don’t project.
Best Lay Day: Tuesday, June 10 Keep reading »
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Minor delays are going to screw up your flow, alter plans of attack and raise your ire to the roof. Yes, heavy eyeliner and black clothes are in order now, as you’ll want to emphasize the injustices against you. However, don’t let the self-pity get out of hand, as there are reserves of ingenuity you can dredge up from the deepest parts within you. If you do, by week’s end, you’ll see some light.
Best Lay Day: Friday, June 7
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Shocking run-ins are going to happen this week, making you feel like you might faint from surprise. Yes, be prepared to have an awkward conversations or two. No matter, as it’s a small world and it was going to happen one day anyway, so why not now? Despite the weirdness, it’ll feel good to get rid of this ghost that haunted you more than you were willing to admit.
Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5 Keep reading »
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t get lured in by comfort, because the minute you submit to a routine, you’ll squandering your kinetic mental energy that could otherwise fuel amazing change. Mastery is out there for you, but it’ll mean putting aside the drink, donut, cigarette, or whatever your vice is to bring forth the smartest part of you.
Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Every minute of every day can’t be hot, and to work with that logic as your primary motto won’t get you far now. Watch out, as your dreams are going to get a nightmarish hue and will force you to confront the source of your current negative thinking. Yes, it may sound a bit too sci-fi, but it’s no joke. Whatever is next, start with buckling your safety belt.
Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31 Keep reading »