Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer. Keep reading »
Whether you live in Portland or have seen a few “Portlandia” sketches, you know this city marches to the beat of its own naked bongo drummer. As two lifelong Portlanders, we thought it would be fun to imagine where all the astrological signs fit into the culture of “Portlandia.” Is your sign tasting gourmet coffees or playing the didgeridoo or competing on an anarchist bocce ball team? Read on to find out! Keep reading »
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your world is about to get mystical and you’ll be re-feeling the love for something you had a passion for in the past, which could turn your life’s direction onto a different path. While it might sound scary, don’t fret. This new epiphany will be making you think clearer than ever before, so watch out world, because it’s going to be all yours, dammit!
Aries (March 21-April 19): The sluggishness turns chronic this week and you’ll be feeling all the symptoms. While this might not be able to lift you from your slumber that easily, remember that guilt can make you manic. Everybody needs to just forget reality every so often and if that means doing it on your back, there could be worse things, n’est pas? However, know this is a luxury, not a right. Keep reading »
Happy birthday, dreamy Pisceans! This world would be a sad, dreary place without you. As the oldest sign in the zodiac, you are wise beyond your years, but there’s something playful and innocent about you as well–no wonder people are drawn to you wherever you go. When the rest of us get bogged down in reality, you’re lost in the beauty of possibilities. We could all learn a lot from the way you live your life; here are 10 ways we can start… Keep reading »
Breakups. Job losses. Bombed college entrance exams. Canceled Lady Gaga concerts. As much as we might try to control our circumstances and resist unexpected changes, it’s inevitable that life will throw us a few curveballs. Read on to find out how each sign reacts when their best laid plans fall apart… Keep reading »
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your imagination will try to run wild, but reality will keep you in check. Yes, expect truth to come to light at the right moment, saving you from making a big mistake. However, instead of the horror you expect, you’ll get more excitement and a different route to romance. Just hold tight, as these bumps do have the ability to knock you about.
Aries (March 21-April 19): You know all about fatal attractions from both sides of the fence. This week, those memories will come flying back and it will be drama, drama, drama, as your libido will be acting up in a strange way that could awaken your dark side. However, as you attempt to fight the forces at play, understand this nightmare is replaying for a reason. Keep reading »
Whether you’re in love already or lusting for someone new, it never hurts to take some wooing tips from the stars. All you need to know is the astrological sign of the one you’ve got in mind, and we’ve got magical tips for making them yours. Click on to learn how to woo every sign (illustrated with ridiculous stock photos, of course)…
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be feeling the heat and it might make you delirious and off with your judgments. Thankfully, good fortune is shining on you and those little debacles can wind up to be a perfect storm of romance, creativity and happiness. So, follow your raw instincts without apology, as it’s your primal hunger in control now.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can’t think about the past and you certainly don’t need to think about the future. Instead, focus on the present and nothing else. It’s about what you are feeling, what you are doing and what you need. If all is well, then you won’t feel so overwhelmed or hyper for too long. If not, then an aggressive feeling will overtake you, helping you squash any bad habits. Keep reading »
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Don’t let your brain make all the decisions, because it’ll want to take the easy way out. This week, to bust through to the other side, you’re going to have work a little harder, as it will take sweat to uncover genius ideas. Settling will be on the table, but if you can tempt fate, surprise will be your reward.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): There will be poetry in the way you think and the romance will be pouring out of you. This is a beautiful thing, so don’t listen to that someone trying to tell you otherwise. This week, you are going to have to raise that voice of yours, as there is a dream out there that’s in reach, but you’ll need to push the haters out of the way to get to that creamy nougat. Keep reading »
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Cool your jets. Otherwise, you can count on crashing and burning. Yes, love the energy out there for you, but don’t be a pig. You have the tendency to go overboard in a way that doesn’t leave you ahead when left to your own devices. Thankfully, that’s what friends are for; they reel you in as you buck and bonk your way through your week’s need for excess.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re sensitive and sweet and people need to love you for it. If they dare abuse this beauty in you, then it’s time to see them for who they are. But that doesn’t mean you should go the victim route, as that’s just another vicious cycle that will do you no good. This week, action should be your reaction! Keep reading »