Aries (March 21-April 19): The one things no one expects from you is humility, so if you flash a little of it now, you could surprise onlookers. Of course, you are a bad girl to the bone, but sometimes rebelling just for the sake of theatrics is a bad choice. This week, aim for the middle and you won’t miss, as peace of mind for everyone won’t come across as conformity, but as a gift.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): There are a lot of reasons you will be feeling glum this week, but you can’t be so hard on yourself. Sure, the road ahead still seems long and without many breaks in the near future, but who cares? Such is life, and so is this moment. Celebrate what you have accomplished and to hell with the future. Turn it out now, as that is all you’ve got. Keep reading »
Happy birthday, awesome Aries! Your natural zest for life inspires the rest of us to amp up our enthusiasm and join in the fun. As the youngest sign in the zodiac, you bring a youthful energy and sense of wonder to this world. We could all take a page from your playbook, especially when we’re feeling bogged down and stuck in the same old routine. Here are 10 ways to start living the Aries lifestyle! Keep reading »
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your moodiness will hit an all time crazy, soaring high, then slamming you down and then flying you out into a new direction. You’ll be vibrating such a wacky energy, people will wonder what you’re cooking in your basement, but be too polite to ask. Of course, to know you is to love you, so do take notice of those running for cover.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Whoever said you were slow obviously didn’t have the patience for your thorough decision-making or the stamina to keep up. So, screw them. This is not the time to let critiques get to you, because it’ll be about the person spewing the judgments, not you. For some, putting you down is the only way they feel they can get a leg up. Lame. Keep reading »
We’ve discussed the reasons to date each sign, and the reasons you might end up dumping each sign, but what if you’re already coupled up? How do you keep your significant other happy? Click through to find out 3 ways to keep your partner satisfied, based on their zodiac sign!
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll have gone as far as you can with a secret and it’ll be time to liberate yourself from all the skeletons you have piled up in your brain. Things are not as crazy as you think, so don’t let your imagination get the best of you and try to assume you know how others will react to your news. You’ll find there are key people on your team that you can always rely on.
Aries (March 21-April 19): We all can’t be beautiful, rich and talented … or can we? Yes, remember, you were born to break the rules and forge a new undiscovered path, on your own terms. If you can think it, you can have it. Sure, things don’t always proceed in that way, but this isn’t the time to go down without a fight. Random surprise victories can occur now. Keep reading »
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer. Keep reading »
Whether you live in Portland or have seen a few “Portlandia” sketches, you know this city marches to the beat of its own naked bongo drummer. As two lifelong Portlanders, we thought it would be fun to imagine where all the astrological signs fit into the culture of “Portlandia.” Is your sign tasting gourmet coffees or playing the didgeridoo or competing on an anarchist bocce ball team? Read on to find out! Keep reading »
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your world is about to get mystical and you’ll be re-feeling the love for something you had a passion for in the past, which could turn your life’s direction onto a different path. While it might sound scary, don’t fret. This new epiphany will be making you think clearer than ever before, so watch out world, because it’s going to be all yours, dammit!
Aries (March 21-April 19): The sluggishness turns chronic this week and you’ll be feeling all the symptoms. While this might not be able to lift you from your slumber that easily, remember that guilt can make you manic. Everybody needs to just forget reality every so often and if that means doing it on your back, there could be worse things, n’est pas? However, know this is a luxury, not a right. Keep reading »
Happy birthday, dreamy Pisceans! This world would be a sad, dreary place without you. As the oldest sign in the zodiac, you are wise beyond your years, but there’s something playful and innocent about you as well–no wonder people are drawn to you wherever you go. When the rest of us get bogged down in reality, you’re lost in the beauty of possibilities. We could all learn a lot from the way you live your life; here are 10 ways we can start… Keep reading »
Breakups. Job losses. Bombed college entrance exams. Canceled Lady Gaga concerts. As much as we might try to control our circumstances and resist unexpected changes, it’s inevitable that life will throw us a few curveballs. Read on to find out how each sign reacts when their best laid plans fall apart… Keep reading »