assholes

Trump PAC Founder Defends Assault On Black Activist At Rally

He rationalized this by saying he would get beat up if he went to a black church.

Robyn Pennacchia | November 23, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Fred Durst Impersonator Oddly Distraught Over Dad Who Bought His Son A Doll

Evangelist dad retaliates against dad who bought his son a Little Mermaid doll by having his own son shoot a gun, because ‘Murica.

Robyn Pennacchia | August 26, 2015 - 6:11 pm

40,000 Imbeciles Insist Slavery Monument “Shames White People,” Want It Taken Down

Nearly 40,000 sad ass motherfuckers have signed a petition demanding that the State of South Carolina remove a memorial to the African American Monument on the South Carolina Statehouse grounds. Why? Because…

Robyn Pennacchia | July 17, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Hide Your Cat’s Hideous Butthole With A Sparkly, Beautiful Jewel

If you are #blessed enough to live with a cat, you are likely more familiar with its asshole than you are with your own. Your cat’s asshole is basically another…

Megan Reynolds | July 15, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Surprise! Rich Californians Don’t Care About The Drought, Will Use As Much H2O As They Want

Oh look, another example of rich assholes doing what they do best: being rich assholes.

Certainly #notallrichpeople, but for some Californians, the water limitations imposed due to the…

Katrin Higher | June 14, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Just Look At This Asshole: Garbage Lawmaker Wants To Kick Baltimore Protestors’ Families Off Of Food Stamps

Oh for crying out loud, people are just gross. Meet Maryland State Delegate Patrick McDonough, who suggested this week on a radio show, that it would be just lovely if…

Robyn Pennacchia | May 1, 2015 - 12:00 pm

High Schoolers Celebrate “Anti-Gay Day” With Matching Outfits

This past Wednesday, members of the Gay Student Union at a Pittsburgh-area high school participated in the National Day of Silence, meant to call attention to the bullying and harassment many…

Robyn Pennacchia | April 20, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Former NFL Player Darren Sharper Now Wanted in Four States for Raping Instead of Just Three

Darren Sharper, a retired NFL safety who played for the Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, and New Orleans Saints, was charged with two counts of sexual assault for drugging and…

Beejoli Shah | March 20, 2015 - 3:30 pm

State Rep. Justin Harris Used Foster Daughter In Campaign Materials, Violating DHS Rules

When the story about Rep. Justin Harris “rehoming” his adopted daughters with a man who raped one of them first came out, it was reported that he had adopted the…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 16, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Racist Frat Boy’s Parents Are Totally Sure He Is Not Racist In His Heart

Brody and Susan Pettit, the parents of Levi Pettit, one of the University of Oklahoma Students caught on film singing a racist chant, have taken out a whole entire web page

Robyn Pennacchia | March 11, 2015 - 10:35 am

Garbage Frat Makes Racist Video, Gets Booted Out Of University Of Oklahoma

This Sunday, the University of Oklahoma officially cut ties with the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity after a video surfaced online on Saturday of their chapter singing a bizarre racist chant on…

Robyn Pennacchia | March 9, 2015 - 2:00 pm
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