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Quickies!: Pete Wentz Parties With Strippers While Ashlee Is Stuck With The Baby

  • When Ashlee is away, Pete will play! [Dlisted] — With bikini wearing skanks that is.
  • Nerve’s guy blogger has a list of his favorite feminist icons. We love guy feminists! [Nerve]
  • Sam Ronson won’t be bring a restraining order against Lindsay. [Celebitchy]
  • What? Cancer survivor Christina Applegate was spotted smoking. [Oh No They Didn’t]
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    Ashlee Simpson On “Melrose Place”?! Discuss!

    As if news of a rebooted “Melrose Place” weren’t bad enough, Michael Ausiello of Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Ashlee Simpson has been cast in this epic s**tshow. According to The Aus, Simpson is slated to play country bumpkin Violet, “a character whose disarming naiveté masks the calculating, shrewd sex kitten within.” In plain talk, she’s gonna be Sydney 2.0. It takes some doing to be outraged by this apparent threat to the integrity of a show that regularly featured poolside cat fights and characters with lobotomies, but surely MP’s legacy deserves more than this. Thoughts? Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo Hoping To Get Pregs

  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are supposedly actively trying to have a baby because there is no effing way Jess is letting Ashlee steal her thunder. [Perez Hilton]
  • Pete Wentz is so edgy. He tasted Momma Ashlee’s breast milk! Punk rock! [DListed]
  • John Mayer is THE WORST. He apparently hates Jennifer Aniston’s dogs. You know what I hate? Stupid fat lipped singers who hate dogs. [DListed]
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    Can The Dog Whisperer Train Hemingway Simpson-Wentz?

    Everyone’s favorite wife banger, Pete Wentz, and his lovely spouse, Ashlee Simpson, are going to be on an upcoming episode of “The Dog Whisperer.” It’s clear from the preview above, taped before Bronx Mowgli’s arrival, that Ashlee is way worried that their bulldog Hemingway is going to hump her new baby to death. Will Cesar Millan’s techniques (which consist of making sounds like “psst!”, poking pups in the ribs, and teaching them to run on a treadmill) work so that the Simpson-Wentz family doesn’t have to send Hemingway away? Let’s hope! If not, I will take the little bugger. He’s cute. Keep reading »

    Quote Of The Day: Pete Wentz On The First Time He “Banged” Wife Ashlee Simpson

    “It was the single best sexual encounter I’ve ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.’” — Pete Wentz on Howard Stern’s radio show Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Chris Martin & GOOP Are Having Marital Problems

  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s marriage is on the rocks. No wonder GOOP doesn’t have a relationship advice section. [DListed]
  • Kate Walsh’s husband of just a year has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. [DListed]
  • Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have decided that Travis McCoy, from Gym Class Heroes, is Bronx Mowgli’s godfather. [Perez Hilton]
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