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Leonardo DiCaprio Leaves Club With 20 Ladies, Remains Hero To Bros Across The Land

Newly single Leonardo DiCaprio threw an Art Basel party in Miami this weekend and apparently is having no trouble navigating the nightlife circuit without his former love Toni Garrn. DiCaprio, who, lest we forget, is also the UN Messenger of Peace, sported a man bun all evening which occasionally forced him to pause for hair adjustments. As the party wound down in the early hours of Sunday morning, the New York Daily News spotted him partying with Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas [Dude. Leo. Your new "pussy posse" suckkkkks. -- Amelia] before leaving the club with every single woman who’d been chilling in his VIP section — all 20 of them. A club goer told the Daily News: “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.” No word on whether poor Joe ever recovered from the traumatic lady stampede, but Leo sure had a good time. Leonardo DiCaprio: international peacekeeper, not-yet-Oscar winning actor, national treasure to aspiring club bros across America. [New York Daily News] [Image via AKM-GSI]

Hot Links: North West Met Artist Jeff Koons At Art Basel, Is Unimpressed

  • Oh, here’s a photo of baby North West hanging out with artist Jeff Koons at Art Basel in Miami, because that’s how North West rolls. [Celebuzz]
  • Kate Gosselin is in the market for a tall, physically fit, childless boyfriend, or basically the complete opposite of her ex husband, Jon. [The Blemish]
  • Rumor has it, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have been secretly engaged since this summer. [Socialite Life] Keep reading »

Watching This Clip Of James Franco’s Hero Riff Raff Talk About Art Will Make You 100% Dumber

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Rap Snax!

You all know how I feel about James Franco (not good). And you can’t say I didn’t warn you with the headline of this post — rapper and “Spring Breakers” inspiration Riff Raff is trying to pull some art world shit, and it is not pretty. Clad in a track suit, stone-washed denim and some press-n-curls, Mr. Raff took a break from “making rap,” getting diamond gifts from Soldier Boy and appearing on “From Gs to Gents” to head down to Miami Art Basel and heckle art world snobs, like some poor man’s Hennessey Youngman. This is the sad, sad result. [YouTube]

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Art Basel Miami

Every winter, artistas and galleristas gather down in Miami to celebrate the newest and next in the art world. If you’re at Art Basel Miami art fair, chances are you’re rich or famous, or some combination of both. But having lots of money or celebrity doesn’t always equal sartorial splendor. Click through to see some of the best and worst of Art Basel.

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