Happy birthday, awesome Aquarians! Your brilliant minds, quiet determination, and dedication to improving the lives of others means you’ll probably be the ones who end up saving the world–and you’ll plan some great parties in the meantime. The rest of us would be wise to take a page from your playbook, so here are 10…
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.