Buttholes Are Being Cast in Bronze These Days Because Nothing Matters
"When you laugh, it changes shape!" doesn't sound like the worst phrase in the world, until you realize that this kind old grandpa is saying it while staring into the depths of a porn star's anus. Enter the world of having your butthole cast in bronze, because that is a thing you can do now,…
Why Is Everyone So Concerned About My Anus?
It has recently come to my attention that perhaps I am not as concerned about the cleanliness of my anus as I should be. See, in the last few weeks, I feel like the universe has been trying to tell me that keeping my chocolate starfish pristine should be higher on my list of priorities.