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I’m Literally Having Heart Palpitations From The Cuteness Of This Pony Sweater Situation

Are you mad because whatever you were going to do today is now ruined by this amazing photo of two Shetland ponies in Fair Isle sweaters? Sorry! Too bad! It’s only the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen, so I thought I’d share. Apparently, this pony/sweater combo situation is being used in order to promote Scotland or whatever. Well Scotland, it’s definitely working. Check out another picture after the jump! Keep reading »

Selena's pink ponies
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Unicorn, Pony or Dolphin?
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Tavi Pets A Mini Horse
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Cat Vs. Dog, A Petting Showdown

Sure, dogs will let you pet and scratch them all over. But cats? Cats really make you earn it. You can’t just willy nilly pet a cat — unless you want a bite, or a case of cat scratch fever. So take a good look at these helpful charts before you extend a hand out to that tabby’s paw. [Buzzfeed]

Cat Love
20 reasons it's better to share your bed with a cat than with a man. Read More »

Did Somebody Say Rare White Lion Cubs?

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White lions are incredibly rare: a majority of their population is kept in zoos because of a (recently-dispelled) belief that they could not survive in the wild, and another large part are bred in South African camps for “canned hunting” purposes, which makes me want to say, “Fuck this whole being human thing.” There are only about 200 of them in the world, but these numbers got a healthy boost recently when twin female white lions gave birth to six cubs between them. They are, as you can imagine, to die for — and it’s easy to see why indigenous African priests recognize these beautiful creatures as direct messengers of the divine. Check out the cubs in this video, then hop on over to White Lions Homeland to learn more, and see what you can do to protect their future. [BuzzFeed]

Gina The Chimp Only Wants To Watch Porn (And Us Humans Are Rather Fond Of It As Well)

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Women & Porn
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chimpanzee

Sometimes I feel bad about wild animals enclosed in zoos. But I feel slightly less bad for Gina, a chimpanzee at the Seville Zoo in Spain, who spends her days watching porn on TV.

Gina’s TV has lots of different channels, but the only ones that this frisky primate watches are the ones rated “adult entertainment.”

Chimps are, of course, one of the closest cousins to humans; we share 90 percent of our DNA with them.

That information should, I hope, make Salon.com writer Issac Abel, 23, feel slightly better: Abel published an essay this weekend about how he came of age masturbating to internet porn and now he’s having difficulties getting sexy with real, live women who don’t fulfill his fantasies quite like those on set. Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend (Someday): Evan, The 10-Year-Old Cat Lover Who Donates His Allowance To Save Kitties

Dear Evan,

I realize that at 10, you’re a bit too young to actually be my boyfriend. However, I’d just like to give you a shout out, as a fellow cat lover and feline fanatic. In 2009, when you were just seven years old, you donated your entire year’s worth of allowance to help save animals at City Kitties in Philadelphia, and have done so every year since. I understand you’ve now got three cats, and are well on your way to being a bonafide crazy cat person, and I, for one, couldn’t be more thrilled. Keep reading »

Be My BF: Heavy Metal
He gets disability for his heavy metal addiction. Read More »
Be My BF: Gassy Chef
Congratulations on farting on all of your employees, sexy! Read More »
Be My BF: Poem Tattoo
We love his poem tattoo. Read More »

While We Wait For The Final Episodes Of “Breaking Bad,” Please Enjoy This Canine Version Of Walt And Jesse

"Breaking Bad"-icure
A meth-inspired manicure for "Breaking Bad" fans. Read More »
Breaking Bad Simpsons
If "Breaking Bad" and "The Simpsons" had a baby. Watch »
Aaron Paul Tweets
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His sweet tweets to fiancee Lauren Parsekian. Read More »
Aaron on "Price Is Right"
Watch a teenage Aaron Paul on "The Price Is Right." Read More »

Sigh. The final few episodes of “Breaking Bad” return in July of 2013. Until then, we’ll take the doggy versions of our two favorite meth makers instead. [Uproxx]

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