Do you have an extra $25 to $65 you’d like to spend to torture your cat? Me too! That’s why I am all about this Etsy seller CATatelier, who makes specially designed cat hats, cravats (cravcats, say it three times fast), and ties. Your cat is totally naked without one of these specialty garments, trust me. Like, do you ever look at your cat’s head and think, Cat face, you need a newsboy cap? Or, your cat’s collar is kind of boring, so you’re like, “David Duchovny” — you named your cat David Duchovny, BTW — “you could use a bowtie.” Blam, CATatelier has those in spades. Your cat will hate you, but that’s a small price to pay for looking good. [Prices Vary, CATelier]
Ay mami! My new favorite TV show, “Gatonovela,” has everything: romance, action, adventure, drug cartels, cats in outfits. You know, all of my favorite things. [VideoSift]
Beware if you are planning to visit the Caribbean island of St. Kitts. There are a species of monkeys that will steal your fruity rum drink with the paper umbrella while you tan. BBC’s “Weird Nature” featured a segment about vervet monkeys, the alchies of the animal kingdom. And I’m kind of obsessed. But unlike us humans, the drunkest monkeys are the most well respected. I challenge you not to enjoy every moment of this video. Especially the part where the wasted monkeys roll around on the picnic table. You are welcome.
These adorable little fluffernutters are a little bit cranky this morning. They’ve just been woken up by their owner, and would probably prefer to get another 12 hours of nap time in. These little British Shorthair kittens just wanna sleep, dammit, but since they’re up, would you mind getting them a bowl or three of milk? [The FW]
Confirmed: Kittens love making paw biscuits, and they will do it whenever and wherever they please. Kittens just being kittens! As such, this pug is enjoying a special personal biscuit sesh that seems to be putting him to sleep. [Tastefully Offensive]
Bristle worms are a species of deep-sea-dwelling worms that, at just the right angle under a macro camera lens, happen to look exactly like … vaginas! Wow, that’s a striking likeness. Click through to see more creatures that resemble ladyflowers. [Buzzfeed]
I don’t know much about the Tampa Bay Rays (kidding, I don’t know anything about them), but I do know I can get behind their recent decision to replace their old mascot with the Internet-nerd-friendly DJ Cat. Nice move.
So, I don’t know about you, but I love watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Somehow it’s very calming, right? And as I was watching the conclusion last night, I realized that a lot of the breeds actually look like famous faces. Click through to see what dogs (with hilarious fancy breeder names) look like which celebrities!
Meet Emeranthus, a four-month-old Angora rabbit who took the Best In Show title at The Rabbit Grand National for fancy rabbits under five. He or she is also my dream pet. I’m dying. He/she will be mine!. Look at those ears! Look at that fluff! Important question: when are they going to start televising the Rabbit Olympics? [Buzzfeed]