Posts tagged "animals"

Best. Job. Ever.

Dear Amelia: I am quitting to move to China and reintroduce fuzzy panda cubs back into the wild — effective immediately. The Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda in Wolong National Nature Reserve breeds pandas and then tries to successfully integrate them into the forest and bring them back from extinction. Uh,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 14, 2010

Tommy Lee Up In Arms Over Whale Masturbation

“We understand you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your chief sperm bank, and we know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety … that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water. Even in my…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 8, 2010

Puppies Vs. Goat In A Barnyard Bread Fight

Guys, guys, guys! There’s enough bread for everybody! [BuzzFeed]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 3, 2010

Man Weds Dog

A lot of us love our dogs — ahem, Amelia — but not enough to marry them. Not the case for Aussie dude Joseph Guiso. Yesterday he married his best friend, Honey, a 5-year-old Labrador. He proposed to Honey when the pair were on a walk in the park and saw another couple getting married.

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 1, 2010

Happy Hump Day! It’s A Salsa-Dancing Doggie!

Try not to smile at this salsa-dancing pooch. I’ve been looking for a new dancing partner. I think this guy made the cut. Look at that hip action. Aye aye aye!!! [BuzzFeed]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 1, 2010

OMG! Rabid Otter Attack!

Note to self: never go to Boca Raton and observe a rabid otter. Done and done. You don’t even have to ask me twice. Also, I’m adding “otter attack” to my ongoing list of random things to be terrified about. [The Daily What]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 29, 2010

Seasons Greetings From My Worst Nightmare

Who was the cruel being who put everything that frightens me together in one terrifying holiday card? Cat, cat with hat, man with cat, man with turtleneck. It’s like a Dr. Seuss book gone terribly wrong. I’m having an anxiety attack right now. [BuzzFeed]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 22, 2010

This Horse Is A Famous Arteest

In Poland, McCaber, an Arabian horse, is building a following in the art world. Over a year ago, her owner gave her a brush and discovered she had a natural talent for painting. “Sometimes she just pounces around on the canvas and paints for a long time with a lot of expression,” say…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 21, 2010

Multi-Tasking Cat Hiccups And Farts With Adorable Efficiency

This is the best 13 seconds I’ve ever spent, in my whole entire life! The look on his lil face reminds me of Britney’s “Oops, I Did It Again.” He’s not that innocent, folks! [OMG Blog]…

By: Simcha / November 18, 2010

That’s One Dramatic Eagle

This eagle should strongly consider a career in acting. He’s got a natural gift and Hollywood is always looking for fresh eagle talent. Or maybe he’s just reacting to the news of Eva Longoria’s divorce. She’s calling it “q” over some text messages? Now my face looks like the eagle’s. [The Daily What]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 18, 2010

Hedgehog Prepares For Winter Weather

This hedgehog looks hot in his red galoshes. But seriously, there was an article about how they are becoming an endangered species. Sadz. Especially because they look so darn cute in wellies. [The Daily Mail]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 14, 2010

Dick Van Dyke Was Saved By A Porpoise

“I woke up out of sight of land. I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought ‘I’m dead!’ They turned out to be porpoises. And they pushed me all the way to shore. I’m not kidding.”
—Dick Van Dyke, who was so freaking cute when he…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / November 13, 2010

Hello There, Four Eyes

First I got the cutes, then I got the sadz. This dog in glasses, part of a brilliant photo collection aptly titled Dogs In Glasses, looks exactly like my childhood dog Mandy. Well, if she had worn glasses. But she had perfect eyesight. Actually, she was perfect. RIP, Mandy. I miss you. [Crusahble]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 12, 2010

Your Daily Cry: Faithful Dog Edition

Wayne Giroux was killed by a drunk driver nearly five months ago, but Wayne’s dog Spot doesn’t know that. Everyday, Spot sits along the roadside and waits for her owner to come home. Says Wayne’s son, Paul, “If you ever find anything like that that loves you that much, it’s the most precious gift i…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 12, 2010

What A Frisky Dolphin!

TGIF, everyone! What Friday is complete without a funny animal video? Today’s video is especially apropos for us because it features a dolphin who is so very frisky. I mean, my goodness, I haven’t seen moves likes his (or if it a “her”? Hmm…) since, well, never mind that — just watch the clip!

By: Wendy Atterberry / November 12, 2010

Horse Vs. Ball (Ball Wins)

Cruz the colt loves his exercise ball — even though his exercise ball doesn’t quite love him back. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / November 9, 2010

Aardvark Acrobatics

Watch the agile anteater perform aerial acrobatics. This anteater is so Cirque du Soleil bound. Keep practicing, Stewie. Someday you’re gonna be a star. [Buzzfeed]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 9, 2010

Lesson Of The Day: Don’t Mess With A Feral Hamster

Great! Now I have something else to keep me awake at night: the fear of running into a feral hamster in a dark alley. Why do these dolts keep provoking it? Worst nightmare.[The Daily What]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 5, 2010

Domo Arigato, Mr. El Gato

Animals get shocked too. And savvy pet owners snap pics when they do. Whoever caught this kitty in mid-air with that redonklulous expression is a genius. It is one of many wonderful snapshots from the ultimate collection of Shocked Cats and Dogs. Action shots (human and animal) give me the funnies. [BuzzFeed]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 4, 2010

Baby Panda Born In Atlanta Zoo

Breaking cute thing news! A baby panda was born this morning to mama panda, Lun Lun, at Zoo Atlanta. Let me repeat that: A BABY PANDA!!!! Lun Lun, age 13, gave birth to a cell phone-sized cub inside a special “birthing den” in the zoo’s giant panda house. This is a huge deal because only…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 3, 2010
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