animals

5 Times Animals Served As Witnesses In Criminal Cases, From Talkative Parrots To Blood-Stained Cats

Fascinated by the bizarre logic involved in using a parrot as a witness, I rounded up five more cases in which animals were used as witnesses. More »


These Angry Animals Covering Evanescence’s “Bring Me Back To Life” Will Start Your Week Right

Luckily, for those of us needing that dose of emotional catharsis, there is this fabulous video of angry animals covering Evanescence and it fully delivers the goods. More »


Ugh: Gorilla Shot And Killed At Cincinnati Zoo After 4-Year-Old Kid Gets Into Enclosure

And yes, we can all be pissed at the parents. I’m sure they’re pissed at themselves. But like, 4-year-olds are wily fuckers. More »


Is It Bad To Hug Your Dog? This Study Says One Thing, My Heart Says Another

My dog Lucca, meanwhile, says she loves my hugs. More »


Runaway Bull Rescued By Jon Stewart

A bull escaped from a slaughter house and escaped from its holding area in Queens on Friday night. The poor Black Angus then ran through the streets of New York City before it was captured by none other than Jon Stewart and taken to safety because Jon Stewart is now St. Francis Of Assisi apparently. More »


Snoop Dogg Launches New Nature Show Called ‘Planet Snoop’ On His YouTube Channel

Snoop Dogg has launched a new series on his amazing YouTube channel “Merry Jane.” The series is called “Planet Snoop,” where he narrates animal scenes in true perfect Snoop style. Basically a nature documentary style-show but where it’s just Snoop getting high and commenting on nature. Um, perfect?

Some observations include: “This squirrel… More »


This Ferret Takes Out The Trash More Than My Roommate

If you were a fan of Pizza Rat, allow me to introduce you to our new friend,  Trash Ferret.  Although ferrets generally have a reputation for being quite stinky, this one ferret is challenging our previous perceptions by helping its owners out with some spring cleaning.

People of the internet, myself included, are obsessed… More »


New Spider Discovered In Australia…And Its Name Is “Brian”

Brian. The spider called Brian. More »


Dwarf Goat Born In Boston Zoo Is Cutest Little Thing Ever

Boston area zoo, Franklin Park Zoo has an adorable new addition!

Newborn Nigerian Dwarf Goat ‘Chewebacca’ was born to parents Leia and Lucky this week weighing in at just 4 lbs. Awww.

Watch the cute little thing walk around hours after her birth:

Here she is smiling… More »


Aquarium Cancels Octopus Sex Show For Fear Of Cannibalism

Looks like you’ll have to get your octopus jollies somewhere else! More »


Thirsty Thursday: Check Out This Gorgeous Vet

I’m not going to frame this as anything other than a trickle of hunk images, because you all knew what you were signing up for when you clicked “Thirsty Thursday.” So without further adieu, here he is: Dr. Evan Antin. More »


The Duplass Brothers’ Animals Trailer Speaks To Me On Many, Many Levels

Imagine what your dog is thinking when you release him into the dog park to “play with his friends.” More »


Watch This Seal Play Carly Rae Jepsen On Sax Like A Goddamn Hero

I know you aren’t a monster lacking the ability to partake in joy, and so I am gifting you with this Vine of a seal dancing and playing sax on loop to Carly Rae! More »


Female Red Panda Escapes Her Zoo Prison, Hopes To Make It In The Big City

Be free, little one. Be free. More »


Would You Like A Hedgehog Muffin? Of Course You Would!

Do you like hedgehogs? Do you like baked goods!? Then you’ll probably love this very important footage by camera-happy hedgehog owners of their cute little critters chillin’ out adorably in a muffin pan. It’s every bit as wonderful as it sounds. Happy weekend! [Tastefully Offensive] … More »


“The Saddest Dog In The World” Is Smiling Again!

MY HEART. More »


This Mini Pig Loves Fall As Much As You Do

Join her in living your autumnal best life. More »


This Facebook Group Is Helping South Carolina Flood Victims Reunite With Their Pets

When South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley declared a state of emergency on Thursday evening due to floods cause by extreme amounts of rain, many people unfortunately thought she was exaggerating. Nine people have died in total since then and though the rain has slowed, it is still very much a crisis situation. As of today, 550 roads… More »


Chicken Wing Squirrel > Milkshake Trash Can Squirrel

Fuck Milkshake Trash Can Squirrel. Chicken Wing Squirrel is so much more metal. More »


Tourists Bombard Turtle Nesting In Costa Rica, Proving Tourists Are Terrible

Everyone is terrible. That’s it. We’re awful.

Thousands of tourists decided to gather along Ostional Beach on Costa Rica’s Pacific Coast, taking numerous selfies and even sticking their damn kids on the turtles’ backs (!!!) right when the olive ridley sea turtles were about to settle down to nest and hatch their babies. More »


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