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The Mexican actress is from cinematic royalty, but with this album she truly makes a name for herself. Like a Latina Fiona Apple, her album of jazzy, seductive grinds translates even though it’s in Spanish.
Plus, a bonus shot of Chris Christie’s epic moose knuckle!
Well, we knew it was coming, right? Rumors have been flying for months, nay, YEARS that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were on the verge of splitting, but today — a day after their 10-year wedding anniversary — the couple announced that they’re calling it quits for good.
“After much thought and careful consideration,…
Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!
Context, folks. It’s all about context. …