Ximena Sarinana Mediocre
The Mexican actress is from cinematic royalty, but with this album she truly makes a name for herself. Like a Latina Fiona Apple, her album of jazzy, seductive grinds translates even though it’s in Spanish.
Is looking at Justin Bieber’s penis, swinging betwixt his legs and unknowingly being photographed by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens, WRONG? …
Don’t worry though! You can still purchase it for $49.99.
The singer also debuted the album artwork at a gallery in Los Angeles last night. Cool, cool, now, when the fuck do we get to hear it??
You might say they’re ROARING mad.