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Evening Quickies: Just Kidding, Brangelina Isn’t Getting Hitched!

  • Rumors (in Us Weekly, left) that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to marry in the coming months are false, sources tell People. (See, I told you, Amelia!) [Whatever. -- Editor] They should just poop out another baby and give the American public another distraction. [People]
  • Lots of people send Casey Anthony money in jail, apparently. Then she goes on wild jailhouse canteen shopping sprees for ponytail holders and jalapeno nacho cheese dip. [Village Voice]
  • Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith are all leaving “Glee” when their characters — who are seniors — graduate at the end of the fall season, says the show’s creator Ryan Murphy. At least someone learned a lesson from the nightmare that was “That ’70s Show.” [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Have you ever had your “ponytail” waxed? Yeah, not that ponytail, honey. [xoJane]

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Evening Quickies: Us Weekly Claims Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Getting Married

  • Three sources tell Us Weekly that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will marry in the new few months. They have been together six years and repeatedly say in interviews their six children want a wedding! Amelia thinks a Jolie/Pitt wedding rumor could be true because she says “Us Weekly usually isn’t wrong about stuff.” I am more skeptical, however. I genuinely believe this couple doesn’t give a crap about making it legal. What do y’all think? [Us Weekly]
  • Rilo Kiley split up! Blake Sennett told the blog Spinner he got tired of “deception, disloyalty [and] greed” in the band. Harsh! [Popdust]
  • Levi Johnston’s sister will finally pose nude for Playboy, proving that both good looks and bad judgment are genetic. Mercede Johnston will show us her Wasilla in a four-page pictorial for the September issue, which will also feature an article about the Palins. [NY Post]
  • “Don’t pretend it’s a date” and other rules of booty call etiquette. [How About We ]

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Jennifer Aniston’s New BF, Justin Theroux, Forgot To Break Up With His GF First

Remember when Angelina Jolie finally responded to the rumors that she and Brad Pitt had an affair while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston by saying she would never do such a thing to another woman because she saw her dad do it to her mom? That is one of the oldest and best excuses in the book — “That terrible thing happened to me or someone I love and I would never do that terrible thing to someone else!” — and tends to be pretty believable except when it’s not because, really, you never know what you might do when presented with a tempting but amoral conundrum. (Also, whether Brad and Angelina had a physical affair or not, an emotional affair clearly occurred and is that any better? Legalese!) Keep reading »

Quickies: Angelina Jolie Goes Sans Fards For Louis Vuitton & Taylor Momsen Flashes Her Boobs Again

  • Angelina Jolie’s first print ad for Louis Vuitton features the actress with no makeup (sans fards!!!) and wearing her own clothes. Because Louis Vuitton is so relatable. [Dlisted]
  • Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen’s ex and mother of his two young daughters, is apparently writing a tell-all about their marriage and divorce. I suppose I would be willing to put down my copy of War & Peace in order to make time to read it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Some fans of HBO’s nerdy incest- and violence-filled “Game of Thrones” are threatening to stop watching the show after last night’s shocking episode. Meanwhile, I am threatening to stop watching the show if the blonde sister and brother don’t have a celebratory screw during next week’s finale. Spoiler alert at the link, FYI. [EW]

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Quickies: Angelina Praises Brad’s Hefty Package & Why Is Bill O’Reilly Screaming At Kim Kardashian?

  • Angelina Jolie praised the size of Brad Pitt’s penis, calling him “physically a real man … in all things that it means.” The kids are gonna love reading that quote in 10 years. [Celebuzz]
  • Naomi Campbell may sue Cadbury, the chocolate company, for an ad she says is racist which reads, “Move over Naomi, there’s a new diva in town.” She told the UK Independent, “It’s upsetting to be described as chocolate. … It is insulting and hurtful.” [Styleite]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton asked for their baller Seychelles honeymoon villa to be stocked with Brussels sprouts and cream cheese. How … romantic. [US Weekly]
  • Adele might release a new album as soon as next May. Hooray! [ONTD]

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Angelina Jolie Says Her Cleopatra Won’t Be A Beauty Or Sex Symbol. Huh?

“[Cleopatra] has been very misunderstood. I thought it was all about the glamour, but then I read about her and she was a very strong mother, she spoke five languages and she was a leader. My performance will never be as lovely as Elizabeth’s. We are trying to get into a different truth about her as a pharaoh in history and not as a sex symbol, because she really wasn’t. Even this idea of her having many lovers—it was possible that it was only two. She is very interesting, but she wasn’t a great beauty.”

Angelina Jolie talks about Cleopatra, the role Elizabeth Taylor made famous and that Angelina will be taking a stab at in an upcoming movie to be directed by “The Social Network”‘s David Fincher. In the flick, Angelina claims the famous Pharaoh’s romances will be toned down and that her diplomacy and intellect will be played up. But I dunno—by casting Angie, isn’t it guaranteed the role will be sexy? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Demand Time To Bone

“There are no secrets at our house. We tell the kids, ‘Mom and Dad are going off to kiss.’ They go, ‘Eww, gross!’ But we demand it.”

Brad Pitt on how he and partner Angelina Jolie sneak away from their army of kids in order to get some alone time. I love that “kiss” really means “animalistic sex session” (that’s how Star once described the couple’s sex life, BTW). [USA Today] Keep reading »

Brad Pitt Always Loved The Chaos Of A Big Family

“I know it seems extreme from the outside, but I’ve always kind of operated this way. When I know, I know, and why mess around? I had a friend who had a big family when I was a kid. I just loved the chaos around the breakfast table and the fighting and the ribbing, and the mom making pancakes for everyone or the dad making pancakes. And I just decided then if I was ever going to do it – this left some indelible mark on me – if I was ever going to do it, that’s the way I was going to do it.”

Brad Pitt talks about going from zero kids to six kids, three biological and three adopted, all in the span of just a few years. During a press conference for “Tree of Life,” Brad said he’s always wanted to have a big family. Oh, and he also let it slip that he and Angelina Jolie are hoping to do another movie together. Here’s hoping they go for a fresh idea rather than, say, “Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Angelina Jolie Says In Real Life, She Is Actually “Very, Very Soft”

“Certainly my alter ego is who I am 100 percent, a mommy who is changing diapers and coloring all night long. I’m sure I’m very, very soft. I’ve always been drawn to strong characters and I admire strong women, emotionally and physically, just people I feel are fighting for something and have a sense of justice and injustice. I’ve been very lucky that I came to my career at a time that women are being allowed these roles and have such great opportunities for these types of characters.”

Angelina Jolie talks at the Cannes Film Festival about being a part of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ and says that in many ways, it’s closer to who she is in real life than the bad-ass characters she usually plays onscreen. I sort of love the image of Angie coloring all night. I bet she gives good crayon. [PopSugar] Keep reading »

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