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Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Finally Pushes Out The Twins

No info has been released yet, but the French hospital that Angelina has been laid up in confirmed she gave birth. And, as expected, they’re two girls, instead of a girl and a future sexy pool boy for me. Anyway, Castor and Pollux, welcome! [Us Weekly]

UPDATE: ZOMG we take it back. Angelina actually had a boy and a girl, that she named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Knox is Brad’s grandfather’s middle name and Marcheline was Angelina’s mom’s name. [DListed] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Jessica Biel Can Take Or Leave Marriage

  • Jessica Biel tells the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she doesn’t “have to have marriage.” Okay, I am/was one of those people too, but something tells me Biel is just saying that to make herself feel better cause Justin Timberlake is a total committment-phobe. [Us Weekly]
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    It’s Never Too Late To Spawn

    It’s a rare man with super sperm that can impregnate a woman when the two of them are in their seventies. The late conservative Senator Strom Thurmond, fathered a child at 74, comedian Charlie Chaplin helped his wife conceive at 73, and abstract artist Picasso made a baby at 68. And all this was before Viagra! Now science has made things possible for any Tom, Dick, and Harry with in-vitro fertilization. Thanks to IVF, Charam Singh, who is in his mid-70′s, and his 70 year-old wife just gave birth to twins over the weekend in India. Congratulations?! So we get why Angelina Jolie wants to spawn over and over again with Brad Pitt, but why on earth would this woman want to take a loan out to pay all the expensive medical bills, not to mention take her va-jane out of retirement? The Panwars already had two daughters and five grandchildren together, but it wasn’t enough for them. They wanted, and finally got, a male heir to pass their family farm onto. Thanks chauvinism! [BBC via Dlisted]

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    Quick Pic: Did Angelina Jolie Finally Pop?

    That’s what the French magazine Closer is reporting. Yay! Two Cancers! [Closer]

    UPDATE: Apparently Angie is in the hospital (yes, I did call her Angie, we are BFFs, deal with it) and will give birth in the next few days. [AP] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Mary Kate Olsen Says Spencer Pratt Is Wormy

  • Mary-Kate Olsen went to the same high school as Spencer Pratt and said he was “wormy” and had a bad temper. Really? [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Anne Hathaway Dumps Her Italian BF

  • Anne Hathaway is taking a break from her sketchy Italian boyfriend, Raffaelo Follieri. Smart move, though she does look like a lady in mourning. [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Gisele Bundchen Thinks Tom Brady Is Da Bomb

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  • Gisele Bundchen says her boyfriend Tom Brady doesn’t have a bad bone in his body and that her ex, Leonardo Di Caprio, broke her heart. Aww. [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

  • Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Homeboy forgot to take his crazy pills. [Defamer]
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    Frisky Quote Of The Day: Angelina Jolie

    “We have that problem all the time. I say ”partner’ sometimes. ‘Father of my children’ is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ‘So, your wife this, your husband that.’ We’ve stopped correcting everybody. It’s not a big intentional thing not to marry. We immediately were a family when we became a couple, and children were the priority, and we’re both legally committed to the children. And that seemed to be the right thing.” — Angelina Jolie, on what she and Brad Pitt call each other, since they are not married. [EW.com] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Chris Martin Wants To Bang

  • Coldplay’s Chris Martin wants to be the guy that “everybody bangs.” We can’t give you everybody, Chris, but will Gwyneth Paltrow do? [Us Weekly]
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