I think this headline in and of itself is enough to keep us all entertained for a while. But I’m sure the details of the incident won’t hurt. Porn star Andy San Dimas, who Deadspin reports is part of a “unicorn army,” attended the Pirates/ Mets game last weekend while in Pittsburgh for a stripping gig. She was allegedly kicked out of PNC Park for doing a sexy dance while wearing the unicorn mask. According to her seat mates, she appeared to be glassy-eyed and on heroin (that is all speculative, of course).
Sometime between the sexy unicorn dance and being escorted out of the park, this picture of a cop wearing San Dimas’ unicorn mask surfaced on Twitter and was removed shortly thereafter. Police are now investigating the unicorn cop in question to determine his involvement in the stunt. I ask: what’s the harm of sexy unicorn dancing? [CBS; Deadspin]