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Andy Samberg & Joanna Newsom Got Hitched This Weekend

  • “Saturday Night Live” star Andy Samberg married singer Joanna Newsom this weekend in Big Sur, California. Girlfriend’s gotta know her first anniversary present is going to be a dick in a box, right? [US Weekly]
  • An unsigned “Real Housewives Of New Jersey” contract reveals exactly how your reality TV sausage gets made. [RadarOnline]
  • “Happy Endings” star Casey Wilson is engaged to the show creator David Caspe. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Rashida Jones has sold a second TV show pilot, this time to NBC, for a romantic comedy called “A To Z.” [Splitsider]
  • Pamela Anderson will run the New York City Marathon to raise money for Haitian relief. I hope she has a good sports bra. [New York Daily News]
  • Bryan Cranston, Cher, Peter Dinklage, Jim Parsons and other stars are offering custom voicemail recordings for charity. [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »

Watch Bill Hader & Andy Samberg Roast James Franco (And Then See James Respond)

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Did y’all watch Comedy Central’s Roast of James Franco last night? You guys. SO FUNNY. While some of our picks for roasters were not present — Anne Hathaway didn’t make it and was the butt of many jokes — Franco pals like Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Andy Samberg, Nick Kroll, and Aziz Ansari were on hand, as were Roast staples like Sarah Silverman and Jeffrey Ross, and Roast newcomers Natasha Leggero and Bill Hader. They each took the others to task in truly hysterical, no-holds-barred fashion: Jonah Hill was torn a new asshole for how much of a cock he’s become since being nominated for an Oscar, Hader and Samberg were ribbed for making the dumb decision to leave “Saturday Night Live,” and there were lots of jokes about how much Judd Apatow dick they all suck. Then, of course, it was all about roasting Franco — for his squinty eyes, shit hosting job at the Oscars, his many, many, many (crappy) side careers, and, of course, all those gay rumors. My favorite roasters were Bill Hader, who came out as “The President of Hollywood” and delivered his roast in character, and Andy Samberg, who perfectly delivered a series of intentionally weak zingers. Watch Hader’s roast above, and then Samberg’s after the jump. Franco then took to the stage to roast his pals and it was, well, way better than anything we saw from him at the Academy Awards. Keep reading »

An Open Letter To The New Movie “Adore” (Which Is Eerily Similar To That Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake Song “Mother Lover”)

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Dear the movie “Adore,” starring Naomi Watts and Robin Wright,

Let me start by saying that I’m not here as another social media troll who just wants to make fun of your semi-absurd plot. That would just be too easy. I know that you didn’t just turn the satirical “Mother Lover” into a pouty, melodramatic screenplay. After all, I just Googled that your director is French and your writer is British, so they could have been clueless to its existence. However, because we are friends here, I feel it’s only fair to warn you that you’re going to eat a lot of shit for this. I mean, a lot.

You see, if you’ve been on planet Earth lately, you know that the “Saturday Night Live” music video starring Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake went viral a few years back. In it, they don bad ’80s garb and monstrous chin straps while cheering on each other on their crooning quest for mother loving. Keep reading »

Andy Samberg & Joanna Newsom Are Engaged

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  • Andy Samberg and singer-songwriter Joanna Newsom are engaged! Do you think Justin Timberlake will get the happy couple a dick in a box? [People]
  • Janet Jackson got secretly married to a billionaire last year and didn’t tell us. Some friend you are.  [Stupid Celebrities]
  • So, some dude wants to start a holiday called National Have Sex With An Ugly Person Day. How charitable of him! [Nerve]
  • The priceist Starbucks beverage in existence is a $47.30 “Quadriginoctuple Frap.” It’s got 40 shots, which might kill you. [Newser] Keep reading »

Impressive Manipulator Shirley Hornstein Attempts To Photoshop Her Way Into Silicon Valley Success

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Look, I know we’ve all done some crazy things for a job. But nothing tops Shirley Hornstein, an erstwhile, according to her Twitter, “Angel Investor and (dare I say) Entrepreneur” (nice random capitalization there, Shirley). To give herself credibility in the tech industry, Hornstein posted several heavily doctored photos online, showing herself hanging with famous notables, including Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg. On her blog, she boasted of working with tech players like iMeem, Nitro PDF and Dropbox.

And she probably would have gotten away with it, too, had she not boasted of working with the wrong guy. Keep reading »

Andy Samberg Squeezes His Sizable Bulge Into A Tiny Pair Of Shorts

Well, hello there, Andy Samberg. I had no idea the “Saturday Night Live” star and member of The Lonely Island — who was photographed filming “Grown Ups 2″ — was so groin-heavy. “Dick in a Box”? More like “Dick in a Shipping Container.” [Photo: FameFlynet]

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