The rich aren’t like you and I. They even have better oral sex! Why, Gloria Vanderbilt once had a lover who was the “Nijinsky of cunnilingus,” as she referred to him in her memoirs. Anderson Cooper recounted the story of awkwardly proofreading these memoirs during a roundtable discussion on CNN. His guests pointed out Coop likely knows as little about cunnilingus as he does about modern dance. NSFW, so pop in your earbuds! [YouTube]
“I tell you what you do, give it to them. Because if folks been following this case since last night, you been following me since last night, you know I got a job anyway. Just went picked it up, paycheck. What that address say? Where are them girls living? Right next door to this paycheck. So yes, take that reward and give it to — that little girl came out the house and she was crying.”
– Charles Ramsey, the most famous neighbor in America right now, told Anderson Cooper that he’s not interested in accepting any reward money for his part in helping to save Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight. Ramsey heard Amanda Berry’s cries and helped her, her daughter Jocelyn, and her fellow hostages, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight, escape from the house in which they’d been imprisoned for the last decade. Keep reading »
First of all, Happy New Year, you guys! Did you kiss anyone special when the clock hit midnight? Sadly, I was smoochless, but even that’s preferable to the kissing Kathy Griffin and Jenny McCarthy engaged in on New Year’s Eve. Griffin was, as usual, hosting CNN’s New Year’s coverage with Anderson Cooper and thought the ball dropping was the appropriate opportunity for her to drop to her knees – to kiss Anderson’s crotch and simulate oral sex on him, live on camera. (First video above.) Multiple times. As he uncomfortably giggled and covered his manly bits with his hands, pushing her away. Nothing says “2013 is going to be a great year!” like sexual harassment, amiright?
Meanwhile, the makeout session between Jenny McCarthy and a soldier (second video above) was far more consensual — the comedienne has a tradition of picking a random New Year’s reveller to lock lips with. After they were done playing tonsil hockey, Jenny interviewed the lucky fellow — and it became painfully clear to everyone watching that something was going on above his upper lip. Something red and inflamed and … sore looking. Lipstick? Possibly. But many on Twitter thought the dude was rocking a herpes outbreak on his mug. Yikes. [Hyper Vocal]
“They have these jeans you don’t have to wash now — or so they say. It’s true! … I went to this store APC which has really nice stuff. And you buy these things and the person said to me, ‘Don’t wash them for a long time.’ They mean like six months, I think … [I've washed my jeans] maybe twice in six months …The times I’ve done it, I’ve worn them and walked into my shower with them and put some soap on them and then air dried them … Isn’t that how you are supposed to do it?”
– Anderson Cooper explained his jean washing habits to Stacy London of “What Not to Wear” on his show. I’m glad he’s talking about this because I never wash my jeans either. And it’s usually something I’m ashamed to admit. My reasons for this: I don’t want the dark wash to fade, I like the worn in, stretched out comfiness of my jeans, and also, I’m lazy. I never thought of just wearing my jeans into the shower and soaping them down. That’s a great idea. Maybe I’ll try that. [Celebitchy]
Anderson Cooper indulged in an epic rant against Star Jones, of all people, on his daytime show today while co-hosting with Andy Cohen of Bravo. Asked by Cohen to reflect on his coming out in July, Cooper gave a normal response first before launching into his takedown of Jones in a clip obtained by TMZ. It seems Jones accused Cooper of coming out in an attempt to boost ratings, and that did not sit well with Cooper—or his mom. First of all, “If I was wanting to boost ratings, I would have waited to announce it on ‘A Very Special Episode’ that would have been promo’d for weeks and weeks and there would have been commercials,” Cooper pointed out. “‘Anderson’s Huge Announcement.’” Read more…