Amy Schumer Steals Katie Couric’s Phone, Texts Her Husband: “I Wanna Have Anal Tonight”
Never leave your phone unattended.
Important Rosebudding Update: You Can Breathe A Sigh Of Relief Because This Gross “Trend” Is Actually Really Rare
How was your weekend? Mine was pretty great, except for the random moments when I would remember that rosebudding exists and I would start audibly gagging like a…
Why You Shouldn’t Put An Eel Up Your Butt
You probably weren’t considering putting an eel up your ass today. But just in case you were, please let this terrible eel-in-anus tale dissuade you from doing such a thing.
What Your Sexual Fantasy Says About You
Maybe you’re planning to try something special, sexually speaking, this Valentine’s Day. Or maybe you’re a human being and you have sexual fantasies year-round and not just on February 14th.
Ask A Tattoo Artist: What You Should Know Before You Get An Anal Tattoo
Do Not Put That In Your Butt
A deeply inebriated Romanian man put two hammerheads up his butt to alleviate a case of constipation. Guess what? It didn’t work. In this helpful x-ray, one can see that…