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“Performance Art” Is Now A Gay College Student Having Anal Sex In An Art Gallery

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There’s a stigma around virginity, so gay college student Clayton Pettet, 19, is doing his part by having anal sex inside an art gallery in front of a live audience on January 25th. Pettet’s performance art will be called “Art School Stole My Virginity” and will include first-time butt sex with a friend and then a chat with the gallery patrons about what they thought of the performance. All this will then be graded, presumably, for London’s Central Saint Martin’s art school. Methinks he is totally overestimating his ability to have anal sex to completion on the first try; his “once-in-a-lifetime performance” might need a couple tries.

Well, at least they are having safe sex. Carry on. [Queerty] [Image of monkeys via Shutterstock]

Anal Is The Sex That God Can’t See (NSFW)

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29/31 Song
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Anal Sex Songs
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We think these supposedly clean pop songs are actually about anal. Read More »
"The Loophole"
You can't procreate if you anally copulate.

“The Loophole” is another brilliant piece of musical comedy from Garfunkel & Oates, the duo that brought you “29/31.” This time, they’ve moved on from single bitterness to Christian girls who stay “virgins” until they’re married but have anal sex instead. Otherwise known as “going to fifth base” or having “the sex that God can’t see.” They also refer to touching the clitoris as “ringing Satan’s doorbell,” which just killed me. [Jezebel]

Beyonce Debunks Preggo Rumors With A Glass Of Wine — Plus Anal Sex And Strap-Ons On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

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  • Beyonce’s DEFINITELY not pregnant because she posted a picture of herself drinking wine on her Tumblr. [Buzzfeed]
  • Definitely-not-pregnant Beyonce and Jay-Z couldn’t make it to Kim Kardashian’s baby shower because they were busy buying out an entire movie theater to watch “After Earth” (which bombed at the box office, BTW). I thought that only happened in movies like “Annie.” [DListed]
  • Speaking of private movie screenings that I’ll never see, “After Earth,” is being called “Will Smith’s Love Letter To Scientology.” [Vulture]
  • Behind scene 63 of “Frances Ha,” the best and only movie I saw this weekend. Not in a private theater — with other people who ate popcorn very loudly. Still, I loved it. [NY Times Magazine] Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door Teen Mom” Sex Tape Is Here (NSFW)

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The Farrah Abraham/James Deen sex tape photos are here. Read More »
Farrah's Sex Tape
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Farrah Abraham wants "a couple million" for James Deen sex tape. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
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Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »
Warning: This Is Super NSFW!!!

That “private” Farrah Abraham and James Deen sex tape is here to ruin lunch for us all! From a blowjob, to P-in-V sex, to the “back door” anal sex as promised, we see James and Farrah in all kinds of clearly-planned-in-advance-for-Vivid fun. Farrah’s her usual nasally, kinda ditzy self but you’ll never look at “Teen Mom” the same way again. For some reason, this sex tape is especially uncomfortable. (Though I beg to disagree with her allegation that Deen is rocking a small penis. There’s a reason this guy is a professional porn star.) You can watch an edited clip above and the full 5-minute clip here. It’s very NSFW. Like, don’t get it twisted, it is straight up hardcore pornography.

Now excuse me while I go try and burn the image of Farrah Abraham’s anus from my mind. I need to “Enternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind” that shit.

12 Supposedly Clean Mainstream Pop Songs That Are Probably About Anal Sex

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Here’s a shocking surprise: The Frisky staff are a bunch of total pervs. And even though I don’t write a ton about sex, I basically have the mentality of a 12-year-old boy, where I think butts, boobs and penises are super funny all the time. This morning, in a haze of cold medicine, I started thinking about my long-held theory that tons of supposedly clean pop songs are actually just thinly veiled missives on boning. Like come on, just what are Hall & Oates referring to when they sing “I can’t go for that, no no, no can do”? It’s definitely about anal.

After the jump, we ruin some of your favorite songs.

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“The Straight Girl’s Guide To Gay Sex” Answers All Of Our Most Pressing Questions

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This straight guy lived as a gay man for a year. Read More »
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Dan Savage discusses his new show, "Savage U." Read More »
Important Questions Answered!
"Is it true you lick each other's bung holes?"

Graham Gremore, generous gay man that he is, took the time to answer the five most common questions straight girls have about gay sex. His tutorial includes annalingus, enemas, tops and bottoms versatiles, sluttiness and poop. Yup, I think I’ve asked my gay friends all of these questions in the past. But I certainly learned something from Graham’s video: that gay sex really isn’t all that different from straight sex. Wait, I think I knew that. Butt seriously. I learned that gay men don’t talk about top/bottom preferences. The top usually goes for the condom and the bottom goes for the lube. Interesting. [Gay]

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