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Rick Santorum Would No Longer Like His Name Associated With Anal Sex

Julie GersteinSeptember 21, 2011 //

Conservative Pennsylvanian politician Rick Santorum announced that he’d be running for president earlier this year, but he’s facing an uphill battle–in part because he’s got a little Google name association problem. You see, Mr. Santorum raised the ire of sex columnist Dan Savage the last time he ran for president because of Santorum’s stringent anti-gay positions, so Savage advocated that “Santorum” should become the new name for “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” So yes, now when you Google “Santorum” you get results for Rick Santorum, conservative presidential candidate and, well, that other stuff.

And now Santorum wants Google to do something about it. Keep reading »

Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

Jessica WakemanAugust 2, 2011 //

If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin Laden. If sticking this terrorist where the sun don’t shine is still too good for him, you are in luck. CelebrityButt-Plugs.com has many other fine other butt plugs on the way, like Sarah Impalin, Barack O-Bum-A, Buttney Spears and The Sperminator. I guess someone decided “Lady CaCa” and “Sarah Jessica Pooper” were too literal? [The Gloss] Keep reading »

How To Have Anal Sex

Ask MenDecember 8, 2010 //

The secret to making anal sex a fantastic experience is all in the preparation. Whether you’re doing it for the first time or you’ve made it a regular part of your sex life, there are some essential steps to take before any back door action goes on.

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Sex With Steph: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Play With His Butt

Stephanie AuteriOctober 7, 2010 //

I have been with my boyfriend for four years and we’re definitely on the “will be getting married” track. As far as our sex life goes, it’s been amazing. We really click in bed, and we’re both the same kind of pervy. But this summer he brought something up that I never expected. He told me he likes to have his butt played with.

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At The Boys’ Club: How To Try Something New In Bed

The FriskySeptember 11, 2010 //

Your guy wants to try something new in bed. AskMen says here’s what he shouldn’t do if he wants to get there with you.

Sex can be an intimidating experience for a variety of reasons, but there are some things that can happen in bed that are likely to truly scare your partner. In order to avoid freaking her out, keep a few guidelines in mind when it comes to weird, unexpected or downright frightening acts like these.

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Before You Try New Sex Moves, Talk To Your Guy

Carli Alexa BlauJune 8, 2010 //

Whether they are from magazines, websites, or our friends, we are constantly hearing sex tips that are supposed to make our men go wild in bed. Some of these sex tips should never be tried, ever. However, some of them can be done, just not without consulting your partner first. Whether you’re with a serious boyfriend, a new guy, or a one-night stand, these sex tips are never a good surprise. While discussing a finger in his butt, using your teeth during a blow job, biting his nipples, how hard to hold him, or if he wants a rim job may feel awkward over dessert, doing these things without warning (and a green light!) might lead to an even more uncomfortable interaction.

There is nothing wrong with trying new things in bed, but to ensure that you don’t create an “Oh God, did that just happen?!” moment between you and your man, give him a heads-up before trying these five sex moves. Keep reading »

GuySpeak/GirlSpeak: The Anal Debate

LemondropDecember 9, 2009 //

Let’s get ready to rumble! Here comes this week’s GuySpeak/GirlSpeak, where we listen carefully to the advice given by the guys over at GuySpeak to women in distress, and then we jump in and agree, disagree, or make fun of them — sometimes all three!

Today’s question is about how to handle a boyfriend who keeps trying to have anal sex and gets pouty when it doesn’t happen. Read more … Keep reading »

4 Sex Acts Guys Think They’d Enjoy (But Won’t)

Phil DotreeOctober 13, 2009 //

Men look at sex the way dogs look at bacon: The object is to get as much as possible in any form or by any means before our inevitable deaths.

Some of the more inventive people in our society have come up with a variety of sex acts intended to improve the pleasure of sex. But messing around with sex is like trying to improve the taste of bacon; you can try, but, ultimately, bacon is just good. Some sex simply sounds much better on paper than it turns out to be, often leaving guys wishing they’d just gone with some basic intercourse instead.

Here’s a look at a few sex acts that guys are convinced would be awesome, but in real life turn out to be pretty disappointing. Keep reading »

Doin’ The Butt, A Musical Starring Scott Baio

SimchaSeptember 25, 2009 //


What do you do when a girlie finally takes you home and you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole? Call Scott Baio. As this hilarious music video proves, Charles will get in charge of you and your loved one’s no-no factory. Although, now that we know he loves anal, we kinda get why Scott Baio was 45 and single. [WOW Report] Keep reading »

Barbara Walters Gives “Bruno” Two Enthusiastic Thumbs Down

Amelia McDonell-ParryJuly 14, 2009 //

Barbara Walters is having a very educational week. Sexually, we mean. Last week Margaret Cho visited “The View” and gave Barbara a lesson on the G-spot. Then, over the weekend, Barbara saw “Bruno” and learned more than she cared to about anal and giving oral sex. I saw “Bruno” this weekend as well and was shocked to see a man in his, I swear, 90′s, sitting front row and center. I was concerned he would have a heart attack. Anyhoo, check out Babs’ disgust in the clip above. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

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