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More Valuable Life Lessons From Amy Sedaris: How To Make Edible Kitty Litter And Cat Turds

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Just Like Mining For A Ruby!

Basically, “Strangers With Candy” is my religion and Simple Times: Crafts For Poor People is my Bible. I suppose this makes Amy Sedaris my own personal Jesus? Maybe not that exactly, but something close. On a recent episode of Jimmy Fallon, Amy gifted us all with an instructional on how to make edible kitty litter and cat turds. You never know when that sort of thing will come in handy. So, you’ll probably want to stay fully stocked at all times with crushed walnuts, cocoa powder, and 100 Grand bars for the scat. Oh, and don’t forget your fake teeth. I have no idea why. But Amy ate the litter and poop with fake teeth and I have faith in her. There’s a gratuitous Jerri Blank GIF after the jump. Just cuz. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

Amy Sedaris Teaches Us How To Roast A Weenie

There’s more than one way to roast a wiener. Amy Sedaris shows us how in this demo of one of her unorthodox weenie preparation methods from her book Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People. AND I humbly request to come back in my next life as her. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Come On, Get Crafty

Congratulations, you made it through another holiday season. But you’re so broke you’ll be stuck at home eating ramen noodles until April! Never fear, actress and crafting extraordinaire Amy Sedaris won’t let those hands get idle. Simple Times: Crafts For Poor People, a belly-achingly hilarious tome of super-easy crafts and recipes, is a follow-up to her amazing book, I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence. In both books, the uber-creative Sedaris proves you need panache — not cash! — to entertain and be entertaining. In Simple Times, Sedaris will teach you how to make homemade sausage, cilantro treats for a pet rabbit, and seashell toilet seat covers. When you finally dig yourself out of credit card debt, you’ll be a total crafting diva. Being broke never looked more fun.

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Who’s America’s Sexiest Comedienne?

Obviously, we are big Tina Fey, Amy Sedaris, and Aisha Tyler enthusiasts. So we immediately clicked on this Huffington Post poll about 15 of the leading ladies of funny. But—wait—it asks readers to rate the women on their looks? Even HuffPo acknowledges that it’s a “poll of ridiculous proportions.” Sure, these women are beautiful. But it’s their wit, slapstick antics, and all-around hilariousness that stole our hearts. So while we wished they asked, “Who’s the funniest comedienne?” we decided to take a look at the current rankings. What we found may surprise you. Keep reading »

Amy Sedaris Demonstrates How To Clean Your (Felt) Vagina

Amy Sedaris was hilarious on a recent episode of “Chelsea Lately” — seriously, I would love to have a slumber party with those two. The best part is when she says she used to go to acting auditions and perform monologues from the female body tomb “Our Bodies Ourselves”. Classic. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Janet Jackson And Jermaine Dupri Are Ooover

  • DON’T FORGET to come to The Frisky TONIGHT starting at 9pm EST — Amelia will be liveblogging the “Project Runway” finale, postponing less important activities like debate watching. Live blogging is no fun if there is no audience. Don’t humiliate her!
  • Janet Jackson dumped Jermaine Dupri. Well, actually, her management dumped him for her. [Mediatakeout]
  • Gale Harold of “Desperate Housewives” was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident and is being treated in the intensive care unit. [Pop Eater]
  • Ruh-roh. What if you’re not sure your boyfriend is THE ONE? [Dear Sugar]
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