Remember our friend Fan Lung, the unfaithful man in China whose wife chopped his penis off twice? Remember how the doctors re-attached it, then his wife came back in his hospital room like, “Nope, sorry bud,” and chopped it off AGAIN and threw it to the street? Well, a porn company wants to help his rehabilitation by offering him a starring role in a movie of his very own. The Mirror reports that company Bang You Later reached out to our possibly-penis-less friend. Here’s what they had to say:
We would like to make a porn film that features you and your current romantic partner, Zhang Hung…
Our intention is to help you financially through this incredibly delicate time but to also help you to restore your sexual confidence.
It has been repeatedly demonstrated that being intimate on camera can function as a liberating and effective form of therapy.
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Cheating is terrible. Don’t cheat. But, if you do, don’t be an idiot and use your wife’s cell phone to send sexts to your mistress, because your wife might come for you and chop your dick off. According to The New York Post, when 34-year-old Fan Lung of China was found sending dirty messages to his lover on his wife Feng’s cell phone, Feng responded the way any completely irrational scorned wife would: by sneak into their shared bedroom at night and chopping his dick off. Incensed and relatively bloody, Fan managed to locate the severed appendage, sad and discarded like an undercooked sausage, and had it reattached — but it wasn’t long before his wife returned to chop that shit off again, this time throwing it out the window and into the night. The detached peen was never found, and local authorities believe it may have become dinner for a stray cat or dog. Lesson learned: don’t fuck with Feng. [New York Post] [Image via Shutterstock]
I barely knew that there was a civil war in Sierra Leone until it was declared over in 2002. I remember seeing an episode of “Oprah” about the horrors women were suffering there: rape, murder, AIDS, extreme poverty. I knew as horrific as it was, I needed to know more. So I will definitely be reading the new memoir Bite of the Mango that tells the excruciating details of Sierra Leone survivor, Mariatu Kamara, who was 11 when her village was raided by rebel forces who took her prisoner. Her story is so unbelievable that you would swear it was fiction.
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Two teenage girls were seriously injured when they were hit by a freight train in Lebanon, Maine. The two apparently were sunbathing on the train trestle when they were hit. One of the girls suffered an amputated ankle while the other’s leg was amputated just below the knee. Police aren’t sure why the girls didn’t hear the train coming, but as a seasoned tanner, I suspect the heavy duty smell of baby oil lulled them into a Vitamin D coma. Happens all the time to me, that’s why I tan on my roof, not in the middle of the freeway. [WMUR.com] Keep reading »