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An Ode To The Ugly Ducklings Of “America’s Next Top Model”

Ann Ward is by leaps and bounds the most awkward girl to appear on “America’s Next Top Model.” At 6’2″ she towered over the other already-tall contestants and she had a Vivien Lee-sized waist that caused controversy before Cycle 15 even started. Oh, and her personality. Ann is not just soft-spoken—when she speaks, it actually sounds like it hurts her to force out words—and she is shy to the millioneth degree. While Ann continuously blew the judge’s away with her photos over the course of the season, when it came to walking the runway she was like a baby giraffe to take its first steps. And when it came to shooting commercials, it was just hard to watch. See: her falling over and over again and breaking into tears during the roller skating commercial.

But now, SPOILER ALERT, Ann is no longer the season’s the freaky girl. She is America’s Next Top Model. She somehow managed to out-model her icy blonde competitor, Chelsey, and will get the most high fashion placement the show has offered this far—a spread in Vogue Italia as well as representation by an agency. Ann, of course, represents a familiar “Top Model” archetype—the ugly duckling Tyra hopes to turn into a swan. Let’s take a look back at Ann’s sisters in awkward. Keep reading »

Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

I’m back bitches. Tonight, starting at 8 pm EST on the nose, TyTy continues to terrorize this season’s crop of wannabe models with her fierceness and I will be there to point and laugh. Keep reading »

Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

Hello lovelies! I’m going to be out and about tonight and will watch “Top Model” on DVR later, but Sasha will be here to liveblog the latest episode tonight at 8 pm EST! Will Tyra continue to hate Celia for ratting out Tahlia’s wavering interest? Oooh, cannot wait to watch. — Amelia Keep reading »

Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

Don’t forget! Tonight at 8 pm EST, I’ll be liveblogging yet another episode of that hot mess masquerade they called “America’s Next Top Model.” I need Tyra to do something crazy, and soon. Or I need Mr. Jay to get bitchy with the girls. Everything has been far too nice so far this season. Oh, and will my beloved Cokey last another week? Let us pray! Keep reading »

Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

Y’all, my DVR messed up and I missed last week’s episode! What did I miss? Oh, nothing? Wait, did I miss makeovers? Please tell me I didn’t miss makeovers! Anyhow, check back to this post at 8pm EST, as I dissect Mr. Jay’s latest hideous ensemble, question Ms. Jay’s sanity, and praise the Goddess Of Fierce aka TyTy. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: A Top Model Melee!

  • Dude, see what happens when Tyra Banks tells a bunch of short chicks that they could be “America’s Next Top Model?” [Just Jared]
  • Robert Pattinson was overheard complaining that he can’t get laid in New York City. See, this is what happens when I don’t go out. [DListed]
  • Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller popped out twin boys this weekend, named Max (another one?) and Bob. Just BOB. [DListed]
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    Liveblogging “America’s Next Top Model”

    Tonight, while myself and the rest of The Frisky staff goes bowling, special guest blogger Sasha I is going to be filling you in on the dirty “Top Model” details. Will TyTy make someone cry? Will she find some way to talk about herself even when it’s totally not appropriate? What hideousness will Mr. Jay be wearing? And most important of all — who will go home? Check back at 8 pm EST to find out! — Amelia Keep reading »

    America’s Next Top Model: The Goddess Of Fierce Returns!

    Hooray! America’s Next Top Model is BACK and more ridiculous than ever. The best part of each season’s first episode is finding out what theme TyTy and the Jays have decided on for that cycle. Last season, the theme was so ridiculous (um, sending the models into this weird chamber, in some sort of weird laboratory/space motif) that she scrapped it by, like, episode three. This season, Tyra decided to go back in time, to the Roman era, as she — “The Goddess of Fierce” — begins her quest for America’s…Next…Top…Model. In the clip above, TyTy’s disciples freak the eff out as she makes her entrance, and one model declares her to be “extra-terrestrial.” From the Planet Fivehead? We couldn’t agree more.

    Tune in NEXT WEDNESDAY at 8pm EST, as we begin our weekly “Top Model” liveblogging, with yours truly, and a few other Frisky guest bloggers! Keep reading »

    The Best Cries Of 2008

    2008 was a year filled with ups and downs. We laughed, we cried, and we captured it all on camera! While 2009 promises plenty of tears — thanks to Brody Jenner’s upcoming show “Bromance,”, we must honor the whimper that was the past 12 months. So, to commemorate those who weren’t afraid to just let it all out, here are the Best Cries Of 2008:

    10. Kenley Was Finally Humbled On “Project Runway”

    Project Runway’s most hatable hack, Kenley, wouldn’t even tone it down when Tim Gunn gave her a talking to, but Diane von Furstenberg was finally able to break her! Just the mere sight of the fashion icon turned Kenley into mush. Damn, wrap dresses really do amazing things for women! Keep reading »

    Sashay! Diva Davanna Is America’s Next Top Model

    Diva Davanna is a better runway walker than all the contestants on “America’s Next Top Model” combined. She might even have Tyra Banks beat! [Giggle Sugar] Keep reading »

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