The battle of the vocal chords will come to an end soon, and either David Cook or David Archuleta will be named our American Idol. But we’re more concerned in what you think about their looks than whether you like their music. Keep reading »
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The Daily Hotness: Chris Brown
On American Idol this week, David Archuleta sang Chris Brown’s “With You.” David sucked, but because he swayed back and forth without speck of dancing ability, he reminded me just how great Chris Brown is. (No, I am not saying this simply because I think Rihanna is fabulous and the two of them are clearly together.) As you can see on the June cover of Ebony, Chris has filled out nicely. And by filled out, I mean developed ridiculous muscles. Also, Chris has moves we ain’t never seen — according to a video on Ebony.com, Chris took gymnastics for four years. Hot. Keep reading to see behind-the-scenes footage from the Ebony photo shoot where Chris isn’t wearing a shirt. [Ebony.com] Keep reading »
The Daily NOTness: American Idol’s David Archuleta
I’m so over these fools on American Idol, especially that cheeseball David Archuleta. The kid had the gall to sing Chris Brown’s awesome song “With You” on the show last night. No one made him sing it — he chose it. And it was awful, because a lily white dork like David should not be singing about “my boo”. Keep reading »
Jason Castro Jah-Rastafari’s Himself Right Out Of Our Hearts
Dear, sweet, sexy Jason Castro. I should have known you’d pick a Bob Marley song to sing during Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame week on American Idol. And I love Bob! I do! And I commend you for picking such a bad ass, revolutionary song as “I Shot The Sheriff”. But with your hair, and your style, the chances of this performance tredding into terrible immitation territory were too great. Why did you have to do those horrible dancing in place moves that remind me of the drum circles out in the quad during college? Why did you have to give the song that “Whoopee! I shot the sheriff and it was AWESOME!”-giddyness that was totally lacking in the original? He shot the sheriff, dude, but he did not shoot the deputy, and seriously, it was not all fun and games. And neither was your performance. David Cook sang The Who’s “Baba O’Reilly” and it wasn’t as blasphemous. Be on your way, lovely Jason, I guess we’ll know tonight who was right in our poll. Keep reading »
Poll: Which One Of These Things Will End First?
So, Indiana and North Carolina are voting for the Democratic nominee as we speak and something tells me, this race isn’t going to end tonight. It got me thinking about the things that could potentially happen first. What do you think? Keep reading »
Simon Cowell Relives His First Kiss On American Idol
It’s easy to forget that evil, mean Simon Cowell was once a young, impressionable, and innocent nine-year-old. Tara Miller called up during American Idol last night to remind Simon (and the millions who watch the show) that she remembers him from those days — they shared their first kiss at the bottom of Simon’s garden back in England when he was just a little boy. Watch this clip carefully — he nearly blushes. Keep reading »
Paula Gets A Lil’ Confused On American Idol
Last night’s American Idol was fun, and not because the final five all sang songs by the king of karaoke, Neil Diamond. No, last night was fun because it featured the return of crazy, confused Paula Abdul. I’ve missed her this season! Keep reading »
Andrew Lloyd Weber Bats His Eyelashes At An American Idol
Last night’s episode of American Idol was almost a disappointment — Andrew Lloyd Weber was the mentor and for a while there it looked like no one was going to sing “Jesus Christ, Superstar”. If you’re following our Twitter, you know we were bitching about this fact last night, until Carly finally strutted on stage and belted it out like the best of the Broadway he-divas.. Nevertheless, the gayest moment of the night came when David Cook went into his one-on-one time with Lloyd Weber and an awkward flirtation ensued. Clip above. Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson Unconfirmed Pregnancy Already For Sale
Oh Mimi! Mariah Carey On American Idol
So, as we mentioned yesterday, Mariah Carey was the guest artist on this week’s American Idol and by and large, the contestants didn’t butcher her songs. Everyone we expected to be safe, was, and that annoying little horseback rider Kristy Lee Cook was sent packing. But the most exciting moment of the night was when Mariah performed! Loving her new album, E=MC2, which came out yesterday. Mimi is also on the cover of the new Us Weekly discussing how she lost 20lbs and is down to the same size she was in 1991. That kind of upsets us, as Mariah was too skinny back then and we all know she was in a miserable marriage with Tommy Matolla. Don’t get too thin, girl, you need to have enough to weight to push out those high notes. Keep reading »
