Dear People Who Decided “American Horror Story” Should Air At 10 p.m.,
First, let me begin this letter as a thank you note for providing us fantastic entertainment and a weekly dose of Jessica Lange since October of 2011. Every season of your mini-series has been compelling, addictive and straight up scary, as expected. This brings me to my next point: why did you choose to have your hour-long, frightening show air at 10 p.m., just before most of the adults in the world have to turn out their lights and go to bed? Not cool. Keep reading »
I don’t know about you people, but I can’t wait for tonight’s season premiere of “American Horror Story: Freak Show.” Fresh off the heels of “AHS: Coven,” the folks at FX are bringing back one of the creepiest shows on TV, this time taking place under the big top at one very eerie, sure-to-be-scary freak show.
To celebrate the premiere, tons of artists from the DeviantArt community have created alternate official show posters. Some beautifully haunting and others dark and mysterious, check out some of our favorite fan art pieces to get you pumped for “Freak Show,” airing tonight on FX from 10-11:30 p.m. ET. Will you be watching?
Hoooomygosh. I knew Jessica Lange was a badass bitch, but this video says it all.
While attending the red carpet premiere for “American Horror Story: Freak Show,” Lea Michele was hamming it up for the paps, posing all seductively on the red carpet when the GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD happened: Ryan Murphy’s other superstar, Jessica Lange, showed up in the photo line next to Lea. When the “Glee” star saw Jessica heading her way, she stopped to say hello to Jessica, who proceeded to walk right past her without blinking an eye, as if she couldn’t even fathom breathing the same air as such a lowly peon. After being completely burned in front of tons of photographers and videographers, Lea continued to smile and pose, but at the 1:05 mark, you can see her soul start to slowly die.
Long live Queen Lange.
I’m never going to the circus again.
In an attempt to tease fans and give grown adults bed-wetting nightmares before the season premiere, “American Horror Story: Freakshow” has released their opening credits. Chock full of paralyzing clowns, eerie noises and murderous-looking dolls, I’d expect nothing less from the twisted folks over at FX. We’ve already caught a glimpse at some of the show’s characters in the first official trailer, but the credits give us a sneak peek inside the big top tent. Check out the main titles and someone please tell me what’s up with the weird person at the :42 mark who has an entire leg as a penis. K thanks.
FX has released an extended trailer for “American Horror Story: Freak Show” and it is creepy as hell in the best of ways. It fittingly features the song “Carousel” by Melanie Martinez and gives us a look at Sarah Paulson as a two-headed woman, Kathy Bates as a bearded chick, and Jyoti Amge, who is the smallest woman in the world. Thankfully for my sanity, this trailer isn’t so heavy on the scary clowns like some of the show’s other promos. Only one more month to go until the premiere! [Nerdist]
In the event you’ve been sleeping entirely too much, look no further for a solution–we’ve got one right here! Well, three actually. The new “American Horror Story: Freak Show” promos have just been realized by FX, and they are great. And by “great” I mean “I’m super creeped out, which is probably the desired effect but BRB, I need to go cuddle something soft for a little while.” Read more on The Gloss…