Instant Messenger, 11:11 a.m., Frisky offices:
Jessica: You’re not going to let me post Hanson’s new video, are you? They’re dancing in the street! Like, old time-y bebop dancing.
Amelia: if you must. i need the posts today. because i am hungover.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.