Rather than waiting around to see if Amanda Bynes calls you ugly via Twitter, use this handy flowchart to figure out what she thinks about your personal appearance before she has the chance!
She’s at it again! Amanda Bynes has hurled her favorite insult at two more famous faces. Yesterday, she went after both Perez Hilton (who has been writing on his website about her seemingly public meltdown) and Miley Cyrus. I’m not entirely sure why she is pissed at Miley, but I think it has something to do with Amanda finding Liam Hemsworth hot. Really, there seems no rhyme or reason for Amanda calling someone “ugly.” She just can’t think of anything else to say! Here’s a timeline of all those she has hit with the “ugly” stick in 2013…
She’s over it.
Amanda Bynes, who once infamously declared that she wanted Drake to”murder” her lady parts, is now no longer attracted to the rapper.
In a tweet posted on Thursday, the former Nickelodeon star had officially deemed him to be too “ugly” for her to date.
“Drake has the ugliest smile, ugly gums uneven teeth ugly eyes,” she wrote in one tweet before quickly deleting it. Read more on Celebuzz…
When you have that many enemies, it’s safe to have a few friends around.
Amanda Bynes may be black-listing almost every celebrity — and a few Hollywood journalists — out there, but she’s also keeping a few people close to her heart.
The former Nickelodeon star, whose Twitter is followed by over 1.7 million users, only follows a handful of people on the social network. On top of that, there are even fewer stars the actress hasn’t called “ugly” yet. So, who is in Bynes’ good books? Read more on Celebuzz…
Even in the throes of her video-making, bong-throwing, wig-wearing, Twitter insulting breakdown, somebody still wants to marry Amanda Bynes. Melissa the Great (aka The Love Vault) of Tilicum, Washington, posted an impassioned Craigslist ad proposing her hand in “gay marriage” to Amanda:
“I have seen you since I was a young folk in high school 9th Grade, 10th Grade, you took me away with your show. You are so deep and you allowed me to feel things about myself, like how I can talk to myself and answer myself. Its a road less traveled dear Amanda but you pulled it off and allowed me to relax to be who I was — a costume loving, creative goofball with a camera just like you!!
Amanda I would take your hand in gay marriage, but lets not be so fast with our approach. Nothing breaks my heart worse than the shattering glass of the bong from way up high… and you, to me, are way up high! Pieces of the bong scattered like pieces of my heart, And I want you to help me pick them up!! … I want to move you here to my house Amanda Bynes. I got half an acre we can buy dogs, horses, whatever. I want to take you every where like a young girl takes a raggedy ann…You can fly over, I got a dad, a good dad and we can share him if you do not have a father figure.”
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Honestly, in this day and age, why do celebs need publicists when they can just broadcast the latest need-to-know themselves on Twitter? Amanda Bynes took to Twitter today to announce that her lawyer is working on getting her case dismissed, by agreeing to not pursue charges that the arresting officer “slapped” her vagina. But she’s still planning to sue him for a monetary sum, which, in combination with knowing he’s not “handsome” enough to be her boyfriend, will be a punishment “worse than jail.” So, that’s what Amanda claims is happening with her case. No word on what the actual truth is. Keep reading »
While you were busy trying to relax and enjoy your Memorial Day weekend, Amanda Bynes was working hard to improve her reputation. First, the embattled actress, who was arrested last week for allegedly tossing her bong out her apartment window (though she claims it was a vase), accused one of the arresting officers of sexually harassing her, saying, “He slapped my vagina.” As is apparently protocol, the NYPD opened an investigation into her claims, but the doorman who was present the night of Bynes arrest told police he saw no evidence of such a thing.
And then last night, seemingly out of nowhere, Bynes went after Rihanna over Twitter, tweeting at her — and the quickly deleting — “Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” Ohhhhh, girl. Don’t go there. Keep reading »
Sigh. This Amanda Bynes stuff just keeps getting worse. Last night, Bynes was arrested and taken in for psychiatric evaluation after she allegedly tossed a bong out of her 36th floor window. Today in court, Bynes — donning an obvious wig — told the judge that the bong in question was actually a vase. She was released and will have to report back to court in July. As for the wig? By the looks of her mugshot (which has not officially been released, but was snapped on police documents), Bynes went for the full-Britney after shaving half her head earlier this year. I have nothing to say other than I really, really hope this is the rock bottom she needs to get help for whatever her issues are. [TMZ] [Photos: Splash News]