Before your dude friends drag you from your couch to see “Lovelace,” the new flick about the star of the infamous porn film “Deep Throat,” you might want to share this phrase with them: “no full-frontal nudity.” At least not from Amanda Seyfried, the woman playing famed porn star Linda Lovelace. The reason for her modesty? “I want to save something for my husband!” Seyfried also described how she used a popsicle to simulate her oral sex scenes with Peter Sarsgaard, who she dubbed as the “easiest person to do anything with.” Those scenes “didn’t feel that sexual or invasive” while shooting, she explained, and instead said that the hardest ones were the ones involving domestic abuse between the two. I’m actually pleased to hear an actress confirm that violence, not sex, causes more distress.
The never-nude porn biopic is coming to a theater near you August 8th. [Metro] [Photo via Getty]
I know, I know, she’s not actually wearing a sweatshirt with her own picture on it. But the face and mouth of this little sweatshirt angel do look suspiciously like Ms. Seyfried in all her “Les Mis” glory.
I am a happy spectator of any and all awards shows for what is likely the same reason that most people are: I love nothing more than to turn on my TV, eat a ton of bread, and watch the most beautiful people in the world prance around in designer dresses and the kind of makeup I could only dream of applying. Be still my heart! There were quite a few beauty highlights from the Screen Actors Guild Awards this weekend: here’s just a few, and how to get them…
So. When I saw the little thumbnail of this photo while browsing a gallery from Sundance, I thought to myself, Wow, Amanda Seyfried is getting all up on Gary Oldman. I wonder if he’s married. This led me into a very dark place, i.e. a 15-minute Google Images k-hole in which I learned that not only is Gary Oldman married, but he has an incredibly beautiful wife who is about 20 years younger than him. Then I forced everyone in the vicinity to tell me that they could indeed see the very strong resemblance between Gary Oldman’s incredibly beautiful wife and myself. Then I went back to this photo only to realize: IT WAS NEVER GARY OLDMAN. IT WAS PETER SARSGAARD THE WHOLE TIME. So Maggie Gyllenhaal, watch your back. Alright. I’m done for the day.