Even in the throes of her video-making, bong-throwing, wig-wearing, Twitter insulting breakdown, somebody still wants to marry Amanda Bynes. Melissa the Great (aka The Love Vault) of Tilicum, Washington, posted an impassioned Craigslist ad proposing her hand in “gay marriage” to Amanda:
“I have seen you since I was a young folk in high school 9th Grade, 10th Grade, you took me away with your show. You are so deep and you allowed me to feel things about myself, like how I can talk to myself and answer myself. Its a road less traveled dear Amanda but you pulled it off and allowed me to relax to be who I was — a costume loving, creative goofball with a camera just like you!!
Amanda I would take your hand in gay marriage, but lets not be so fast with our approach. Nothing breaks my heart worse than the shattering glass of the bong from way up high… and you, to me, are way up high! Pieces of the bong scattered like pieces of my heart, And I want you to help me pick them up!! … I want to move you here to my house Amanda Bynes. I got half an acre we can buy dogs, horses, whatever. I want to take you every where like a young girl takes a raggedy ann…You can fly over, I got a dad, a good dad and we can share him if you do not have a father figure.”
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Honestly, in this day and age, why do celebs need publicists when they can just broadcast the latest need-to-know themselves on Twitter? Amanda Bynes took to Twitter today to announce that her lawyer is working on getting her case dismissed, by agreeing to not pursue charges that the arresting officer “slapped” her vagina. But she’s still planning to sue him for a monetary sum, which, in combination with knowing he’s not “handsome” enough to be her boyfriend, will be a punishment “worse than jail.” So, that’s what Amanda claims is happening with her case. No word on what the actual truth is. Keep reading »
While you were busy trying to relax and enjoy your Memorial Day weekend, Amanda Bynes was working hard to improve her reputation. First, the embattled actress, who was arrested last week for allegedly tossing her bong out her apartment window (though she claims it was a vase), accused one of the arresting officers of sexually harassing her, saying, “He slapped my vagina.” As is apparently protocol, the NYPD opened an investigation into her claims, but the doorman who was present the night of Bynes arrest told police he saw no evidence of such a thing.
And then last night, seemingly out of nowhere, Bynes went after Rihanna over Twitter, tweeting at her — and the quickly deleting — “Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” Ohhhhh, girl. Don’t go there. Keep reading »
Sigh. This Amanda Bynes stuff just keeps getting worse. Last night, Bynes was arrested and taken in for psychiatric evaluation after she allegedly tossed a bong out of her 36th floor window. Today in court, Bynes — donning an obvious wig — told the judge that the bong in question was actually a vase. She was released and will have to report back to court in July. As for the wig? By the looks of her mugshot (which has not officially been released, but was snapped on police documents), Bynes went for the full-Britney after shaving half her head earlier this year. I have nothing to say other than I really, really hope this is the rock bottom she needs to get help for whatever her issues are. [TMZ] [Photos: Splash News]
After months of disturbing online and real-life incidences, actress Amanda Bynes was taken into custody Thursday night and ordered to have a psychiatric evaluation. Bynes was arrested earlier in the evening after she threw a bong out the window, prompting a neighbor to call the police. NYC police charged her with reckless endangerment, and took her to Roosevelt Hospital for an evaluation. After the evaluation, she was booked at a Midtown police station. Keep reading »