- Lindsay Lohan wet herself with glee this morning as Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI after hitting a cop car. TMZ reports Amanda tried to pass a West Hollywood police car, but ending up swiping it. She was released on a $5,000 bail. We’re glad no one was injured. [TMZ]
- Courtney Stodden is super sexy sensually hunting for Easter eggs! Don’t look at this unless you’re cool with your eyes bleeding. [ONTD]
- Ke$ha debuts a new, geometric haircut, addresses rumors she drops acid, and praises a ban on the sale of shark fins. Yes, that is the weirdest sentence on the whole Internet. [PopCrush]
- Wait no, this is: “My Little Damon” is a thing on Reddit in which My Little Pony fans super-imposing Matt Damon’s face on pony faces. [The FW] Keep reading »
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“Twilight” director Catherine Hardwick has a new angst-ridden project in the works: a remake of Shakespeare’s “Hamlet.” Emile Hirsch is the tasty choice picked to play the passionate Prince. We can’t wait to see him strut and fret in ye old tight pants. While we’d happily watch the grass grow if irresistible Emile were lying in it, it’s a total bonus that this just happens to be one of our favorite sub genres—a twisted teen take on a Shakesperean classic. Since there’s nothing like a hunk who wants to school us in the ways of love, here are other modern blockbusters that have helped us avoid actually reading Shakespeare.
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Psst. Hey. Hey, you. Yeah, you. Amanda. Amanda Bynes. I wanted to tell you know something. Your butt? You know, your banana roll, as they call it? Falling out the back for your shorts? That’s not workin’. I mean, it’s your butt. The bottom of your butt. And we’re all looking at it. Sure, sure. You were just jumping out of your car “for a minute” to grab some magazines at that newsstand. Really, though, that’s still a major TMI fashion faux pas you got there. And we have to imagine you noticed that fleet of paps following you, and you’re well aware that they’re standing there waiting for your behind to fall out of those crack-splitters so they can get a shot. So, why? Why parade your rear for all to see? Do you want to be the next Britney? Because we know where she ended up after all those flashes. Bald and institutionalized. What about you, ladies? Would you rock these booty shorts in public? Keep reading »