Almie Rose Does Every Episode Of “Scandal” In Two Minutes
Never seen an episode of ABC's "Scandal," starring the divine Kerry Washington? No worries, Almie Rose has got you covered. Above, Almie sums up basically every episode of the show in just two minutes. You DO want to watch this, you DO need to press play, and DON'T forget to pour yourself an extremely large…
Almie Rose On Hooking Up In College
You're in college. You don't want to waste any time on loser dudes. Especially loser dudes who don't appreciate the acting talent and sheer dynamism of Nicolas Cage. Here, Almie explains how to discern a hook up from a hang out, and imbues us with a reminder of just why "Con Air" is such a…
For The Sylvia In All Of Us: Almie Rose’s Drunken “Mad Men” Makeup Tutorial
Our dear friend Almie Rose is back and with a new drunken makeup tutorial for how to look like "Mad Men"'s resident married upstairs apartment hussy Sylvia Rosen. You want to look like Sylvia, right? With the lips, and the eyeshadow, and the potentially explosive extramarital affair with Don Draper? Well, regardless, Almie has a…
Ask Almie: How To Go From Hipstar To Pornstar
Almie Rose is a versatile young lady. Want proof? Check out her informative transformation from regular ol' Silverlake hipstar girl, replete with glasses and sweater, to lip glossed porn star. And you'll want to do this, of course, because boys love porn stars.
How To Celebrate Your Stupid Birthday
Do you have a birthday coming up? Good! Because our fearless correspondent Almie Rose will show you the proper way to celebrate. Hint: It involves concealer and wine.
How (Not) To Write A Love Letter
Who writes love letters these days? Me, that crazy kid Almie Rose, that's who. In this helpful video, I show you the ins and outs of writing a proper love letter. Hint: Don't mention your dying cat.
Almie Rose Presents Mitt Romney-Inspired Pick-Up Lines
I think Mitt Romney is my favorite reality show of all time. He just keeps the gaffes coming. The joy (and horror) in Romney's campaign relies on his bizarre verbal blunders, and thanks to his campaign's Twitter, the gold keeps coming. Check out this video where I turn some of Romney's classic lines from hi…
I’m Sorry, What? What’s Going On With Men And Photoshop?
It's not big news that ads are photoshopped. But every once in a while I see something that's so completely ridiculous that I have to wonder if the people involved are for real. You have to understand, from far away, I had no idea who the hell those guys were supposed to be, and it'…
Frisky Original Video: Almie Rose On How To Land An Older Man
You've always wondered what it might be like to get with that older, distinguished dude in your office, right? You're all, "What was life like before the Internet?" And he's all, "Shut up and help me boot up my computer." You're so clearly meant for each other, if only he could see it! Our friend…
Your Must-Read List: 26 Ladies To Read And Follow On Twitter
Look, we know you love The Frisky -- and we love you too! Which is why we'd like to introduce you to some very special friends of ours; hilarious and smart ladies we recommend you start following on Twitter. After the jump, a short list of some of our readin', writin', bloggin' and critiquin' faves.