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Almie Rose Does Every Episode Of “Scandal” In Two Minutes

You DO Need To Press Play!

Never seen an episode of ABC’s “Scandal,” starring the divine Kerry Washington? No worries, Almie Rose has got you covered. Above, Almie sums up basically every episode of the show in just two minutes. You DO want to watch this, you DO need to press play, and DON’T forget to pour yourself an extremely large glass of wine first. [YouTube]

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Almie Rose On Hooking Up In College

Almie Rose on hooking up in college
"I don't think Nicolas Cage was in 'Top Gun.'"

You’re in college. You don’t want to waste any time on loser dudes. Especially loser dudes who don’t appreciate the acting talent and sheer dynamism of Nicolas Cage. Here, Almie explains how to discern a hook up from a hang out, and imbues us with a reminder of just why “Con Air” is such a great movie.

And don’t forget to grab Almie’s awesome new e-book, I Forgot To Be Famous, out now on Thought Catalog!

Almie: Wanking tips
How to wank with someone else in the room! Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »

Like This, Love That: Your Music & Book Recommendations For The Week!

Like This, Love That: Your Music & Book Recommendations For The Week

Welcome to a new semi-regular feature on The Frisky in which we comb through all the new releases in books and music, and present you with our top picks. We’re calling it “Like This, Love That” — think of it as a human “Amazon Recommends,” or that friend of yours who’s always on top of the newest and the latest. Check out our picks for this week — including a new album from R&B crooner Joe and Frisky contributor Almie Rose’s first e-book — after the jump! Keep reading »

My Top 3 Favorite Female Essayists

Almie: Wanking tips
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Q&A: Amy Ephron
Almie Rose interviews her mentor, the essayist Amy Ephron. Read More »

Good non-fiction is hard to find. After about 3 years of working on turning my blog into a book, I amazingly and bafflingly have an e-book coming out (I Forgot To Be Famous) of essays . In writing it, I realized a few things. 1. A blog is not a book. 2. I will never be as good as these writers. 3. But that’s okay. Their voices are in my head whenever I write. They’re all fearless, funny, and freaking awesome. Keep reading »

A Note About Being A Female Blogger — And The Sexual Harassment That Comes With It

Street Harassment
How do you respond? Read More »
Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
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This is not directed at any one person. This is something I feel I have to say on behalf of myself and possibly many other female bloggers out there.

It makes my freaking day when people email me or comment or come up to me in public and tell me that they like my blog or my videos or my writing for The Frisky. To know that there is someone else out there, across the vast and uncertain hollow space of Internet, to know that someone is reading, someone is taking the time out of their day to process words that I wrote or watch a video I made, means a lot to me.

As women bloggers though, we’re faced with certain issues that men aren’t. Keep reading »

How To Be Really Good At Being Really Depressed

Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »
Almie: Wanking tips
How to wank with someone else in the room! Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
"Step one: stop showering."

Almie Rose knows a thing or two about a thing or two. In this installment, Almie dissects the finer points of how to deal when you’re depressed. Or, maybe, how not to deal. In any case, it’s always a good idea to make videos with your pets.

Almie Rose Explains: How To Wank With Someone Else In The Room

Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
"Do it under their bed."

Life. So many unanswered questions. Thank God Almie Rose is here to guide us through our most intimate quandaries. In this webisode, Almie helps us figure out how to masturbate when someone else — your roommate, your study buddy, or unwanted house guest — is in the room. Because you shouldn’t be deprived of yourself, just because someone else happens to be there…

Ask Almie: How To Go From Hipstar To Pornstar

Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
Start By Taking Off Those Glasses!

Almie Rose is a versatile young lady. Want proof? Check out her informative transformation from regular ol’ Silverlake hipstar girl, replete with glasses and sweater, to lip glossed porn star. And you’ll want to do this, of course, because boys love porn stars.

How To Celebrate Your Stupid Birthday

Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
How To Celebrate Your Stupid Birthday

Do you have a birthday coming up? Good! Because our fearless correspondent Almie Rose will show you the proper way to celebrate. Hint: It involves concealer and wine.

How (Not) To Write A Love Letter

Dating Don'ts: The L Word
There are certain times when "I love you" doesn't count. Read More »
Unrequited Love
Ami talks about how she loves unrequited love. Read More »
Romney Pick-Up Lines
Who knew Mitt knew so much about flirting? Read More »
Don't Bring Up Cancer

Who writes love letters these days? Me, that crazy kid Almie Rose, that’s who. In this helpful video, I show you the ins and outs of writing a proper love letter. Hint: Don’t mention your dying cat.

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