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A Note About Being A Female Blogger — And The Sexual Harassment That Comes With It

Almie RoseFebruary 19, 2013 //
Street Harassment
How do you respond? Read More »
Female TV Writers
These ladies are making big stride in comedy this year. 15 Photos »
Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »
This is not directed at any one person. This is something I feel I have to say on behalf of myself and possibly many other female bloggers out there.

It makes my freaking day when people email me or comment or come up to me in public and tell me that they like my blog or my videos or my writing for The Frisky. To know that there is someone else out there, across the vast and uncertain hollow space of Internet, to know that someone is reading, someone is taking the time out of their day to process words that I wrote or watch a video I made, means a lot to me.

As women bloggers though, we’re faced with certain issues that men aren’t. Keep reading »

How To Be Really Good At Being Really Depressed

Almie RoseFebruary 15, 2013 //
Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »
Almie: Wanking tips
How to wank with someone else in the room! Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
"Step one: stop showering."

Almie Rose knows a thing or two about a thing or two. In this installment, Almie dissects the finer points of how to deal when you’re depressed. Or, maybe, how not to deal. In any case, it’s always a good idea to make videos with your pets.

Almie Rose Explains: How To Wank With Someone Else In The Room

Almie RoseJanuary 25, 2013 //
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
"Do it under their bed."

Life. So many unanswered questions. Thank God Almie Rose is here to guide us through our most intimate quandaries. In this webisode, Almie helps us figure out how to masturbate when someone else — your roommate, your study buddy, or unwanted house guest — is in the room. Because you shouldn’t be deprived of yourself, just because someone else happens to be there…

Ask Almie: How To Go From Hipstar To Pornstar

Almie RoseDecember 13, 2012 //
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
Start By Taking Off Those Glasses!

Almie Rose is a versatile young lady. Want proof? Check out her informative transformation from regular ol’ Silverlake hipstar girl, replete with glasses and sweater, to lip glossed porn star. And you’ll want to do this, of course, because boys love porn stars.

How To Celebrate Your Stupid Birthday

Almie RoseNovember 12, 2012 //
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
How To Celebrate Your Stupid Birthday

Do you have a birthday coming up? Good! Because our fearless correspondent Almie Rose will show you the proper way to celebrate. Hint: It involves concealer and wine.

How (Not) To Write A Love Letter

Almie RoseOctober 11, 2012 //
Dating Don'ts: The L Word
There are certain times when "I love you" doesn't count. Read More »
Unrequited Love
Ami talks about how she loves unrequited love. Read More »
Romney Pick-Up Lines
Who knew Mitt knew so much about flirting? Read More »
Don't Bring Up Cancer

Who writes love letters these days? Me, that crazy kid Almie Rose, that’s who. In this helpful video, I show you the ins and outs of writing a proper love letter. Hint: Don’t mention your dying cat.

Almie Rose Presents Mitt Romney-Inspired Pick-Up Lines

Almie RoseSeptember 19, 2012 //
Oh Romney!
God Bless America!
Landing An Older Man
Almie Rose has some advice for getting your own grey-haired hottie. Read More »

I think Mitt Romney is my favorite reality show of all time. He just keeps the gaffes coming. The joy (and horror) in Romney’s campaign relies on his bizarre verbal blunders, and thanks to his campaign’s Twitter, the gold keeps coming. Check out this video where I turn some of Romney’s classic lines from his speeches and tweets and warp them into patriotic, sexy pick-up lines. God bless America!

I’m Sorry, What? What’s Going On With Men And Photoshop?

Almie RoseSeptember 12, 2012 //
I'm Sorry, What?
Almie Rose on Katrina Darling. Read More »
Photoshopped Dudes
Women aren't the only ones who've suffered from Photoshop. Read More »
Photoshop Disasters
Celebs who have suffered at the hands of Photoshop. 12 Photos »

It’s not big news that ads are photoshopped. But every once in a while I see something that’s so completely ridiculous that I have to wonder if the people involved are for real. You have to understand, from far away, I had no idea who the hell those guys were supposed to be, and it’s a giant billboard — it’s the size of the building. I honestly thought that Michael Chiklis on the right was a Pixar creation.

No, this is in no way the worst case of photoshopping ever. I’m not saying that. You might even be thinking, This isn’t a big deal, I wouldn’t have looked twice. But isn’t that the problem? Why aren’t we looking twice? Why aren’t we surprised by these photoshopped images any more? Why are we accepting this?  And I’ve noticed that lately, men seem to finally be getting the same crazy photoshop treatment that women get, though I don’t see this as a victory. All it does is perpetuate this stupid cycle of raising standards by depicting all celebrities so flawless, they look computer generated. (Or worse, when the images become so manipulated, they look like other people. I thought that Kim Cattral on the “Sex and the City 2″ poster was Katherine Heigl.) Keep reading »

Frisky Original Video: Almie Rose On How To Land An Older Man

Almie RoseSeptember 4, 2012 //
Celebs Who Date Older
These celeb men love an older woman. 8 Photos »
Older Men, Younger Women
Do all older men want a much young girlfriend? Read More »
Old Time Dating Rituals
Sweaty apples, dance cards, and dainty gloves, oh my! 10 Photos »
"Oh, Your 401K Is So Big!"

You’ve always wondered what it might be like to get with that older, distinguished dude in your office, right? You’re all, “What was life like before the Internet?” And he’s all, “Shut up and help me boot up my computer.” You’re so clearly meant for each other, if only he could see it! Our friend Almie Rose has made this helpful video which will guide you through the process of snagging an older guy. Enjoy! — Editors

Your Must-Read List: 26 Ladies To Read And Follow On Twitter

Julie GersteinJune 6, 2012 //
WOMEN WE LOVE

Look, we know you love The Frisky — and we love you too! Which is why we’d like to introduce you to some very special friends of ours; hilarious and smart ladies we recommend you start following on Twitter. After the jump, a short list of some of our readin’, writin’, bloggin’ and critiquin’ faves. 

And please, share your favorite Twitter frayuns in the comments!

(Of course, you can always follow us, too: @xoamelia, @havethehabit, @amibeth78, @winonarose and @jessicawakeman.)

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