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A Disney World Alligator Snatched A Toddler, And The People Of Twitter Need To Lay Off The Parents

Like with every recent incident in which a young child is in close proximity of a dangerous animal, the parents were viciously attacked on social media. While they possibly should have been watching their kid better, they’re going through enough without strangers of the internet ripping into them. So lay off, assholes. More »


Two Florida Alligators Were Found Feasting On A Human Body, Leading The Police To A Potential Homocide

On Tuesday, things took a terrifying turn when authorities in Southwest Ranches, a town just southwest of Fort Lauderdale, were called to a scene straight out of American Horror Story: The Bayou Edition. More »


Prince George Gets A Baby Crocodile From The Government Of Australia

Some will send binkies. Some will send booties. Some will send rattles. But the government of Australia gave the newborn prince/their monarchal overlord Prince George Alexander Louis another sort of gift entirely: a baby crocodile. The little snapper was hatched on December 3, the same day Kate Middleton announced her pregnancy to the world, and… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Rick Myers, Psychotropic Mushroom & Alligator Enthusiast

Dear Alligator Enthusiast Rick Myers,

It seems like your two favorite things are alligators and drugs, and though I’m not a fan of either of those things, really, I admire your desire to combine the two into one event. From what I understand, you were wandering around with four of your friends in… More »