Posts tagged "alison gold"

Alison Gold Is Done Celebrating “Chinese Food,” Gets Roofied In Weird Video For “ABCDEFG”

Alison Gold is one of those post-Justin Bieber/Rebecca Black aspiring pop star types who is looking to hit it big via the interwebs. Her first effort was the vaguely racist ode to egg rolls and wonton soup, “Chinese Food,” the video for which featured her creepy producer, Patrice Wilson, bouncing around in a panda suit.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 5, 2013

WTF: Is Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” The Next “Friday,” Only Totally Offensive?

Listen, I love to go to the mall and gorge on Panda Express as much as the next MSG-addicted person, but this is too much. Behold, tween Alison Gold’s ode to chow mein and egg rolls, “Chinese Food.” Ark Music Factory co-founder Patrice Wilson —  the guy who brought us Rebecca Black and her shit hit song “Friday&#8221…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 15, 2013