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All The Deets On Lindsay Lohan’s First Days In Jail

Jessica WakemanJuly 22, 2010 //

You might have thought when Lindsay Lohan got locked up, we’d be granted a reprieve from her 24/7 news coverage. Haha, no. Tracking LiLo’s day-to-day goings-on is just as breathless when she’s in jail as when she’s posing in the nude. Fortunately for those of us who couldn’t care less about her jailhouse dinner menu, Lindsay may only serve two weeks of her 90-day sentence as prisoner #24097527.

So, what have Lindsay’s first days of jail been like? They’ve included painkillers (maybe), cold cereal and visits from her mom and sis. Keep reading »

A Detailed Timeline Of Yesterday’s Michael And Lindsay Lohan Drama

Kelli BenderApril 23, 2010 //

Yesterday, a new round of Lohan-related havoc broke loose when the tabloids’ go-to guy, Michael Lohan, escorted officers of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to Lindsay‘s home. Michael claims that he called the authorities because he was concerned about the safety of Lindsay’s little sister, Ali, who has been living with her sister. As with some of the other occurrences of Lohan family drama, things quickly escalated into rapid fire exchanges of tweets, lies and accusations, leaving most of us confused about what really happened. After a tireless night of TMZ scouring and scientific equations, we think we have created a pretty accurate timeline of Lindsay waking up to police at her door. Read on if you dare care. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Storms Her Apartment With Cops, Lindsay Takes To Twitter

Jessica WakemanApril 22, 2010 //

The sad Lindsay Lohan story just keeps getting sadder: according to her Twitter feed, Father of the Year Michael Lohan stormed Lindsay’s Los Angeles apartment with sheriffs this morning trying to either stage an intervention or “rescue” her 16-year-old sister, Ali Lohan. Resourcefully, Lindsay chronicled the whole drama live as it was happening:

“my lawyer isn’t answering I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!” my BUILDING didn’t STOP him, isn’t it supposed to be safe? THAT’S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up… let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY.”

Oof. Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Frances Bean Cobain Puts Ali Lohan In Her Place

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 7, 2009 //

“im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i’m wrong because generally i’m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement.”

– Frances Bean Cobain in an “Open Letter to Ali Lohan” posted on her Twitter, which has since been deleted. Read the whole missive here. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: This Is An Appropriate Outfit For A 15-Year-Old

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 6, 2009 //

How do you support your hot mess of a sister’s Paris Fashion Week debut? In a hot mess of a dress, of course! [Paris, 10/4/09] Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: RPatz And KStew Getting Hitched? Ali Lohan A Party Animal?

adminSeptember 16, 2009 //

I don’t know about you guys, but this has already been the longest week ever and I could use a vacay. But since that’s out of the question, we’ll have to take a vacation with our minds. What better way to do that than indulge in some trashy tabloid drama? We did the dirty work and packaged the headlines in short, easy-to-read blurbs, cause we like you that much!

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Quickies!: How Old Is Ali Lohan!? And Nick Lachey Speaks Out About Jessica’s Weight

Persia AliJanuary 30, 2009 //
  • Lindsay Lohan’s lil’ sister Ali was striking a pose for a photo shoot in Times Square today. [DListed] — But little Lohan is only 15! (Going on 27!)
  • A group of girls abandoned their supposed friend in a rural wooded area in eight degree weather angry about some insurance claim. [College Candy] — The saying “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” didn’t know these friends existed.
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is moving on after splitting up with her fiance. She’s supposedly dating her “Ghost Whisperer” co-star Jamie Kennedy. [Popeater] — THAT must be why she broke off her engagement.

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    Quickies!: Ali & Lindsay Lohan May Shack Up?

    Leigh RainesSeptember 12, 2008 //
  • Lindsay Lohan might have Ali Lohan move in with her because she’s such a good influence now. [Celebslam]
  • Celebrity moles. Sweet. [Lemondrop]
  • Sex education is necessary because the average person still can’t tell when a celebrity has actually flashed her vagina. [Boinkology]

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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan Says Ali Did Not Have A Boob Job

    Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 14, 2008 //
  • Us Weekly finally noticed what we pointed out two weeks ago — did Ali Lohan get a boob job? Then Lindsay Lohan responded on her MySpace blog saying, “…my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year old child to alter her body. I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it’s not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!” So…no? [DListed]

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    Star Couplings: Ali Lohan Accidentally Auditions For Porn Director

    Amelia McDonell-ParryJuly 31, 2008 //
  • Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for a porn director’s new movie. Um, where was mommy Dina? Auditioning too? [Us Weekly]

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