Something has changed within her. Something is not the same. She’s through playing by the rules of someone else’s game. Too late for second-guessing. Too late to go back to sleep. It’s time to trust her instincts. Close her eyes and leap! It’s time she tries defying gravity. She’s flying high, defying gravity. And you can’t pull her down! I hope you enjoyed this extended “Wicked” reference. Thank you. TGIF! [Buzzfeed]
“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?”
– Ali Lohan laughs off rumors that the seemingly sudden change in her facial appearance this year was the result of plastic surgery. I have no idea what led to Ali’s “new” look — surgery, an eating disorder, puberty, whatever — but her question is hilarious. Does she not realize that the public perception of Dina Lohan — mom to her and, uh, Lindsay Lohan — is exactly that of a parent who would sign off on her teenage daughter getting drastic plastic surgery? [Page Six Magazine via Just Jared]
I assumed Lindsay Lohan’s little sister would be “pursuing a modeling career” posing for Lindz’s clothing line (BTW, does that still exist?), but not actually modeling. However, Ali Lohan has proven me wrong. The teen model posed for a mod spread in Fault Magazine and puts those Lohan genes (and freckles) to good use. Let’s just hope this one stays on the straight and narrow. [Styleite] Keep reading »
“Ali Lohan Has A New Face.” “A 17-year-old shouldn’t have a plastic surgeon playing Frankenstein with her face.” “Ali Lohan Gets Crazy Plastic Surgery, No Longer Looks Like A Lohan.” “R.I.P. Ali Lohan‘s old face, 1993-2011.” These are just a few of the headlines and comments being written about Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister Ali, who recently signed a contract with NEXT Model Management. Clearly Ali looks shockingly different in this recent photo (you can see others here) than she did just two years ago (inset). Her lips appear to be a bit fuller, her cheekbones are more pronounced, and her eyes seem wider; the general consensus among writers on the internet is that she’s had drastic plastic surgery. But while I wouldn’t put it past Dina Lohan to give the thumbs up to her 17-year-old putting her face under the scalpel, my first thought upon seeing these photos was, Oh my god, she must have an eating disorder. Keep reading »
Here’s Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan‘s 15-going-on-45-year-old sister, modeling one of the designs (the sweater not the skivvies) from LiLo’s 6126 clothing line. Ahh, the Lohans: proving they have no concept of what’s appropriate since 2005. Keep reading »
You might have thought when Lindsay Lohan got locked up, we’d be granted a reprieve from her 24/7 news coverage. Haha, no. Tracking LiLo’s day-to-day goings-on is just as breathless when she’s in jail as when she’s posing in the nude. Fortunately for those of us who couldn’t care less about her jailhouse dinner menu, Lindsay may only serve two weeks of her 90-day sentence as prisoner #24097527.
So, what have Lindsay’s first days of jail been like? They’ve included painkillers (maybe), cold cereal and visits from her mom and sis. Keep reading »
Yesterday, a new round of Lohan-related havoc broke loose when the tabloids’ go-to guy, Michael Lohan, escorted officers of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department to Lindsay‘s home. Michael claims that he called the authorities because he was concerned about the safety of Lindsay’s little sister, Ali, who has been living with her sister. As with some of the other occurrences of Lohan family drama, things quickly escalated into rapid fire exchanges of tweets, lies and accusations, leaving most of us confused about what really happened. After a tireless night of TMZ scouring and scientific equations, we think we have created a pretty accurate timeline of Lindsay waking up to police at her door. Read on if you dare care. Keep reading »
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