Behold, Alexander Skarsgard sitting fully nude on a toilet in the middle of the South Pole in Antarctica. The Swedish actor stripped down to his birthday suit and pretended to take a pensive poop during his trek, this pic snapped by his Walking With The Wounded Challenge team guide. While I would never ever ever turn down a chance to gaze upon Alexander’s nude form, I’m concerned about the effect -30C temps could have on his penis. I don’t want frostbite to take the one remaining reason to watch “True Blood,” you know? [E! Online]
I wouldn’t normally take time out of my day to post a Cut Copy music video, but this Cut Copy music video stars a shirtless, long-haired Alexander Skarsgard as a cult leader-type who likes to wear his pants realllllllly low on his hips. So, now you understand. [Dlisted]
Last week, the girls of College Humor had a “boner” to pick with HBO about their lack of dongs. Whether they show them “in between the boobs” or on their own, they plead with the network to show us “an inch of grade A man meat” for every pair of breasts. A fair request. The good news is that the “True Blood” season six finale delivered some dong. Sure, it was a blink-and-you-miss-it glimpse of Alexander Skarsgard’s flaccid, flaming penis. But still, with the magic of slow mo, we saw it in all of its uncircumcised glory. It’s a step in the right direction. Click through for a SFW retrospective of all the love sticks we’ve seen on HBO. [Beasts of Man]
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“True Blood” has trekked down a kind of questionable road with the whole comparing the persecution of vampires to what happened to African-Americas in this country and the Jews during the Holocaust. But I’m still half watching the show, mostly for the chance of seeing Alexander Skarsgard and Joe Manganiello naked. Last night’s episode was low on nudity — boo! — but lordy, did my ears perk up during this first scene, in which Eric threatens a young woman named Willa with some, um, very suggestive dirty talk. Clip above!
We have to wait another two months to see what Alexander Skarsgard as Eric Northman
isn’t wearing is up to on “True Blood” season 6, and yes, waiting sucks, but thankfully the swoon-worthy Swede has been keeping busy during his Bon Temps hiatus: Skarsgard is starring in two upcoming films, “The East” (co-starring Ellen Can’t-Possibly-Be-Dating-Alexander-Skarsgard Page) and “Disconnected,” co-starring Jason Bateman (phew!). The films are similar in that they both present a dystopian sort of view of modern society gone horribly wrong: “Disconnected” is described as the story of “interconnected characters who are affected — and in some cases destroyed — by the Internet and other forms of modern communication”; “The East” ”follows the exploits of an anarchist collective of the same name which … attacks global conglomerates who have committed a range of environmental, medical, and social injustices.”
Honestly, both movies look pretty damn good, and I’m not just saying that because of ASkars. But since we’re talking about him anyway, let’s see which of his characters — rebel leader Benji in “The East” or philandering former Marine Derek Hull in “Disconnected” – has more in common with the real Alexander Skarsgard? Read more on The Stir…