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Alexander P. Broughton denies taking anything up his butt

Last week, we told about about that alleged near-death-by-butt-chugging incident of a Pi Kappa Alpha brother at the University of Tennessee. Yesterday, Alexander P. Buttchugger, I mean Broughton, came forward to deny all charges that he took Franzia (or anything) up his ass and that the details of his story were fabricated. In a press conference led by his fraternity lawyer, Daniel “Foghorn Leghorn” McGhee (you can watch it above), Broughton denies even knowing what butt chugging is, so how could he have done it? But way, way, more importantly, they want you to know that Broughton is not GAY.

This is the most awful press conference I’ve ever seen for a number of reasons. I’ll get to my many gripes in a moment. But first, let me ask you this:  If this were simply a near-death binge drinking incident, would this kid be holding a press conference? Keep reading »

Everything You Never Wanted To Know About “Butt Chugging”

Leave it up to frat boys to come up with deranged and potentially deadly ways to consume alcohol. Whereas “icing” was just lame, “butt chugging,” the practice of ingesting wine through a tube inserted directly into the anus, is violent and dangerous.

An “unresponsive” 20-year-old University of Tennessee Pi Kappa Alpha was rushed to the hospital on Saturday appearing to be “extremely intoxicated and show[ing] signs of physical and possible sexual assault.” Alexander P. Broughton had a blood alcohol level “well over” 0.4 percent, and he had damage in his rectum, authorities soon discovered, because he had been engaging in a practice known as “butt chugging.” Keep reading »

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