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The Palin Family Threw Down At A Snowmobile Party On Saturday

Bristol Palin reportedly has a mean right hook. No, really: police in Anchorage, Alaska confirmed to the politics blog Wonkette that the entire Palin family were part of “20 people” involved in a brawl at a party on Saturday night for the annual Iron Dog snowmobile race.

The whole matter started, allegedly, when the elder son, Track, exchanged words with a guy who had dated his younger sister, Willow. Then Bristol allegedly started throwing punches, and apparently Daddy Todd dropped a C-bomb. But no Palin throw-down would be complete without the almost-Vice-President-of-the-United States shrieking, “Don’t you know who I am!” at the peasants.  Keep reading »

Bear Crashes Birthday Party By Falling Through Family’s Skylight, Proceeds To Eat All The Cupcakes

A Juneau, Alaska, couple was prepping for their child’s birthday party at their home when they received a visit from a surprise party crasher — a 180-pound black bear who fell through the skylight. The couple ran out of the room, but the bear wasn’t about to show himself out before he got a chance to nom on the party cupcakes. I can’t say I blame him. Who would walk away from free cupcakes? Keep reading »

Coming To A Bar Bathroom Near You: Pregnancy Tests!

Worst Idea Ever

Alaska has the highest rate of fetal alcohol syndrome in the United States, so apparently, the obvious solution to lawmakers is to put free pregnancy tests in the restrooms of local bars so women can make sure there’s no bun in the oven before they order a beer.

I don’t know about you, but nothing gets me fired up for a an after-work drink quite like peeing on a state-funded stick. Keep reading »

MTV’s “Buckwild” Reality Show Rebooted, Heads To Alaska

  • MTV is bringing back their reality show “Buckwild,” only this time it’ll be set in Wasilla, Alaska — AKA Sarah Palin’s hometown. “Buckwild” was originally canceled after cast member Shain Gandee died suddenly in an accident. [TMZ]
  •  A tiny bright spot in the natural disaster that is Terry Richardson: the text to a British model named Emma Appleton promising to put her in Vogue if she slept with him was from a fake account. Richardson denied he’d sent the text, but he denies everything he is accused of having done, so … [Page Six]
  • Ramona Singer’s husband’s mistress allegedly sent her a letter, which of course is now on the Internet. [In Touch Weekly]
  • Mark Zuckerberg and a hoodie are now fixtures in Madame Tussaud’s wax museum. [MTV News]
  • Miley Cyrus is finally out of the hospital after a bad reaction to antibiotics. Get well soon, Miley. [People] Keep reading »

HAHAHA: Prankster Gets Pitbull Exiled To Alaska

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Our hats are off to Something Awful writer David Thorpe, the genius who had the forethought, dedication and passion to orchestrate a major prank against reggaeton/rapper dude Pitbull. A few months back, Pitbull launched a contest in conjunction with Walmart wherein fans voted to get a free Pitbull concert at their local Walmart. In response, Thorpe began an #ExilePitbull hashtag campaign on Twitter. He urged voters to send Pitbull to a remote Walmart in Kodiak, Alaska, and the Kodiak location received more than 60,000 likes, handily defeating the competition. Thorpe won! Keep reading »

Alaska Town’s Cat Mayor: Feline Mayor Is The Cat’s Pajamas

The mayor of a sleepy Alaska town is feline fine. The part-Manx cat clawed his way onto the political scene of Talkeetna, Alaska, through a write-in campaign shortly after he was born 15 years ago.

Although his position is honorary, Stubbs’ popularity is real. His election earned him enough press to catapult the town at the base of Mount McKinley into a tourist destination. Read more…

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