Posts tagged "alana"

Let’s Get That Secret “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Clip, Shall We?

Admit it, despite your Grizzly Bear records and your taste for artisanal cheeses, you friggin’ love “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Mama June and Alana and Uncle Poodle are seriously…

Julie Gerstein | January 8, 2013 - 1:20 pm

The “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Family Goes Grocery Shopping

Presented without comment (except to say I love this family!). [Photo: Splash News]

35 “here comes honey boo boo” gifs you need to see right now

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 1, 2012 - 4:40 pm

The Soapbox: In Defense Of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

It took me all of 10 seconds to fall madly in love with “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” the “Toddlers and Tiaras” spin-off about Alana Thompson, the 6-year-old pageant hopeful…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 10, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Here’s What We Know So Far About “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” On TLC

The preview for TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” featuring “a dollar makes me holler” Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty…

Ami Angelowicz | July 23, 2012 - 1:20 pm

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Alana Gets Remixed

It’s the simple things in life that I’m grateful for. Like when the universe conspires to produce internet video amazingness. I’m talking about “Honey Boo Boo Child” THE REMIX. Duh.

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2012 - 11:20 am

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to…

Julie Gerstein | March 26, 2012 - 3:20 pm

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of “Toddlers and Tiaras.” Alana’s signature phrase is “honey boo boo child,” but she’ll also let you know…

Julie Gerstein | March 19, 2012 - 2:20 pm

Teens React To “Toddlers & Tiaras” Honey Boo-Boo Child Alana

“Toddlers & Tiaras” breakout star Alana has made a lot of waves in recent weeks, with her Go-Go Juice pusher mom June, and her totally outrageous personality. So when the…

Julie Gerstein | February 20, 2012 - 12:40 pm

Ron-Ron Juice Vs. Go-Go Juice

Ron-Ron Juice is the creation of “Jersey Shore” meatball Ronnie. Go-Go Juice is the invention of “Coupon Queen” June, mother of “Toddlers and Tiaras” breakout star “Honey Boo-Boo Child” Alana.

Julie Gerstein | February 16, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Honey Boo-Boo Alana And Her Mom In Matching Outfits

I’m sorry, I’m sorry for doing this to you. Because once you see something like this, you can’t unsee it. A grown ass woman wearing a child’s pageant costume is…

Julie Gerstein | February 16, 2012 - 10:40 am

Alana Is Back And Headed For Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers!

I simply must commend the wise minds behind “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” for concluding that Alana, our latest muse from “Toddlers & Tiaras,” was worthy of appearing on a show with…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 22, 2012 - 3:00 pm

10 Terms That Have Very Different Definitions On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Shannon June, mother of our newest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse Alana, is speaking out about feeding her daughter “go-go juice” in last week’s episode. Was I the only one who…

Ami Angelowicz | January 13, 2012 - 10:00 am

Introducing Alana, Our New “Toddlers & Tiaras” Muse

Miracles happen when you mate extreme couponing with children’s beauty pageants. From the inner sanctum of a paper towel hoard in McIntyre, Georgia, emerges our latest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2012 - 1:50 pm