Posts tagged "alana"

Let’s Get That Secret “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Clip, Shall We?

Admit it, despite your Grizzly Bear records and your taste for artisanal cheeses, you friggin' love "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Mama June and Alana and Uncle Poodle are seriously addictive, and we are so glad there's a new season of…
By: Julie Gerstein / January 8, 2013

The “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Family Goes Grocery Shopping

Presented without comment (except to say I love this family!). [Photo: Splash News]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 1, 2012

The Soapbox: In Defense Of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”

It took me all of 10 seconds to fall madly in love with "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," the "Toddlers and Tiaras" spin-off about Alana Thompson, the 6-year-old pageant hopeful known for her one-liners and love of Go-Go-Juice, and her self-described redneck family. While I was already enamored with Alana after seeing her on "Toddler…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 10, 2012

Here’s What We Know So Far About “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” On TLC

The preview for TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," featuring "a dollar makes me holler" Alana and her family, is upon us. We already know the go-go juice guzzling beauty queen and her gaseous mother June from "Toddlers & Tiaras," but we have much to learn about the rest of her Georgia clan. Here's what…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 23, 2012

“Toddlers & Tiaras”‘s Alana Gets Remixed

It's the simple things in life that I'm grateful for. Like when the universe conspires to produce internet video amazingness. I'm talking about "Honey Boo Boo Child" THE REMIX. Duh. Alana of "Toddlers & Tiaras" was born to be sampled and made into a club track. I can't believe it took the internet so long…
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 4, 2012

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Rush Limbaugh Vs. Alana

After Round One of March Madness, it seems that our fair friend Rush Limbaugh trounced his conservo-pal Kirk Cameron. He beat Cameron in the crazy competition by nearly 6 to 1. Rush's anti-woman, anti-slut diatribes now go up against our favorite honey boo-boo child, Alana, the Go-Go Juice chugging beauty pageant…
By: Julie Gerstein / March 26, 2012

The Real March Madness: “Toddlers & Tiaras”‘ MaKenzie Vs. Alana

In one corner, there is Alana, the breakout star of this season of "Toddlers and Tiaras." Alana's signature phrase is "honey boo boo child," but she'll also let you know that "a dollar makes me holler." Her mom, Coupon Queen June, keep Alana perpetually doped up on a probably-illegal-in-some-states mix of Mountain Dew and…
By: Julie Gerstein / March 19, 2012

Teens React To “Toddlers & Tiaras” Honey Boo-Boo Child Alana

"Toddlers & Tiaras" breakout star Alana has made a lot of waves in recent weeks, with her Go-Go Juice pusher mom June, and her totally outrageous personality. So when the Fine Brothers showed a tape of Miss Alana and her mama to a group of jaded teenagers, you can imagine that they were…
By: Julie Gerstein / February 20, 2012

Ron-Ron Juice Vs. Go-Go Juice

Ron-Ron Juice is the creation of "Jersey Shore" meatball Ronnie. Go-Go Juice is the invention of "Coupon Queen" June, mother of "Toddlers and Tiaras" breakout star "Honey Boo-Boo Child" Alana. Both get their users hyped up and ready for the club/pageant stage. Both cause uncontrollable freak outs and grabby hands. But while Go-Go…
By: Julie Gerstein / February 16, 2012

Honey Boo-Boo Alana And Her Mom In Matching Outfits

I'm sorry, I'm sorry for doing this to you. Because once you see something like this, you can't unsee it. A grown ass woman wearing a child's pageant costume is a terrible, terrible thing and I'm really, really sorry. But at the same time, I felt duty-bound to let you know that "Coupon Queen" June…
By: Julie Gerstein / February 16, 2012

Alana Is Back And Headed For Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers!

I simply must commend the wise minds behind "Dr. Drew's Lifechangers" for concluding that Alana, our latest muse from "Toddlers & Tiaras," was worthy of appearing on a show with such a name. In the episode airing Feb. 2, Alana shares her love of pageants with Dr. Drew, who also gives her Go Go Juice…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 22, 2012

10 Terms That Have Very Different Definitions On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Shannon June, mother of our newest "Toddlers & Tiaras" muse Alana, is speaking out about feeding her daughter "go-go juice" in last week's episode. Was I the only one who snickered at the term? Last I heard, "go-go juice" was slang for, well, female juices shall we say. We know that's not what she wa…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2012

Introducing Alana, Our New “Toddlers & Tiaras” Muse

Miracles happen when you mate extreme couponing with children's beauty pageants. From the inner sanctum of a paper towel hoard in McIntyre, Georgia, emerges our latest "Toddlers & Tiaras" muse, Alana. Part drag queen, part Southern diva, this child knows what the pageants are all about -- the Benjamins, Honey Boo Boo Child! She'll holler…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 5, 2012