Posts tagged "advice from a stripper"

Advice From A Stripper: How To Wear High Heels

Today's high heels regularly reach five inches, and platforms formerly reserved for stripper shoes are an honest-to-goodness civilian trend. While the figure-enhancing allure of a higher heel is obvious to this dancer, I'm surprised every time I see a young woman clomping along the sidewalk in a pair of shoes in which she clearly can't…

By: Bubbles Burbujas / June 28, 2010

Advice From A Stripper: The Early Warning Guide To Bad Boyfriends

You can tell a lot about a man by how he acts in a strip club. Does he treat it like a consequence-free environment, or does he act like the same person he is outside? So many of my coworkers at the club make no personal use of all their professional experiences observing and interacting…

By: Bubbles Burbujas / March 25, 2010

Advice From A Stripper: Strip Club Etiquette

Stupid mainstreaming of stripper culture. If I have to read another article about recession strippers, pole dancing classes, or strippers-turned-respectable-citizens, I'm going to throw my platforms at the cat. Our audience has changed, and instead of show behavior being learned by a young man on the occasion of his 18th or 21st birthday, it's imparted…

By: Bubbles Burbujas / February 17, 2010