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Gossip Girl Ads Get Parents Hot And Bothered

We knew it wouldn’t take long before someone complained about the OMFG ads for Gossip Girl — only it’s not the implied curse words that has got the Parents Television Council pissed off. The ads feature “cleavage kissing”, which the PTC considers inappropriate marketing for teens 12-17. Gotta say, there are far more worrisome messages being sent on Gossip Girl (like encouraging shallow consumerism!) that I’m not so sure I’d be psyched about my impressionable teen watching the show. Gossip Girl is for adults, darnit! [WND.com] Keep reading »

Want To Reconnect With A Long Lost Ex? This Dude Can Help.

He apparently attracts his girlfriends’ ex-boyfriends like the plague. Now he can get you yours! But you’ll have the best results, if you sleep with him. [Craigslist] Keep reading »

Annoyance Of The Day: Facebook Wedding Ads

If your status on Facebook is “engaged”, you get inundated with various bridal and wedding B.S. on your profile page. As if you need a reminder that you’re supposed to be planning a friggin’ wedding, not adding “tanning, indoor gardening, and mac ‘n’ cheese” to your interests. Ugh. Keep reading »

Goodyear’s Golden Girl

Just like good tires, you can get a lot of smooth rides out of a good woman. Well, that’s what Goodyear’s new Italian ad is claiming. A silver fox, wearing nothing but a mink stole and a “come hither” smile, poses like a pin-up next to the slogan, “The only thing in your truck that never gets old.” We basically want to grow up to be her. [Ad Week] Keep reading »

Gossip Girl Ads Really Do Imply The F-Word

Last night when we were walking home, we came across a wall of posters advertising the return of Gossip Girl. Guess that Keep reading »

Pee Like A Man!

God, I love foreign advertisements. This is for the “Whiz Biz” a product made by an Australian company “whose products give women the freedom to wee anywhere a man could.” It’s not nearly as phallic as the Shenis (link NSFW) and it comes in hot pink. They really know how to market urine technology to the ladies. [Via Gawker] Keep reading »

Gossip Girl Ads Go For Text Speak

Check out the new print ad for Gossip Girl. I’m not entirely convinced this particular one is real, because I saw a similar version in my Us Weekly yesterday that only said “OMG” not “OMFG”, but whatever, I can’t find that one online. And this one has CHUCK, who’s hot. [Jossip] Keep reading »

Vintage Lingerie Ads Were Kinda Cute And Cheeky

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Woody Allen Beats Off American Apparel

American Apparel is known for perverse ads which feature their scantily dressed female employees. Although, CEO Dov Charney has already been sued by some of his former employees, he believes in equal opportunity, or so he said in a deposition tape, “I frequently drop my pants to show people my new product.” Vomit. But now someone with a little more to his name is suing American Apparel. Woody Allen, who was featured in a few ads in 2007, including a billboard in New York City, is suing the company for using his image. If you’re afraid to see Woody bent over wearing nothing but a neon g-string and some tube socks, fear not, the ad is actually just of his face — a shot of him dressed up like a Hasidic Jew from his classic romantic comedy Annie Hall. According to our friend Nachshon, who translated, the ad’s slogan reads in Yiddish, “The Holy Rebbie,” which essentially means Woody Allen is Dov Charney’s perv hero. Allen isn’t honored, and just slapped American Apparel with a $10 million dollar lawsuit. While Charney might get away with the ads by calling them “parodies”, it’s comical that someone found a way to make Woody Allen feel violated. [Ad Week]
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Underalls To the Rescue!


I totally love ads for various feminine products, whether it be yeast infection creams, douche, or undergarments — they can be either so stone-cold serious or cheekily hysterical. Like this ad from the ’70s for Underalls, an old school pantyhose/undie combo, which shows an animated Underall eraser flying through the air, wiping the visible panty lines from womens’ rear ends. Sounds better than thongs. [YouTube via ] Keep reading »