Oh man, sooo much to love about this series of photos featuring Oscar-winner Adrien Brody and his girlfriend, Lara Lieto, sharing a frisky shower on board a yacht in Saint Tropez, France. First of all, what’s this position called? It seems hard on the knees. Also, is she washing his butt crack and balls? I hope she used plenty of soap. And lastly, is that a scrunchie in her hair? She must read Cosmopolitan. I heard they think it’s the perfect sexytime accessory. Click on to see all the hilariously invasive shots! [Photos: Bauer-Griffin]
This is like my lucky day. No, f-ck “like.” This is my lucky day. The only thing that could make this day luckier is if I were on that boat in Cannes with Adrien Brody while he’s shirtless and drinking junky white wine.
I’ve run across some pretty steamy Adrien Brody photos that depict the actor in various positions (shirt on, shirt off, smiling, not smiling, sitting, standing …), all of them laying under the warm, joyful blanket of “so f-cking hot”-ness. Read more …
If you’re Miuccia Prada, you don’t get just anybody to walk in your fashion show. No, no, you enlist some of your famous friends — like Tim Roth, Willem Dafoe and Emile Hirsch — to pretty themselves up and walk the catwalk for your Fall/Winter 2012 collection. Keep clicking to see who channeled their inner “Zoolander.”
“The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats. It’s best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free… because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one’s behalf… so I sent them off to Sonoma.”
– Adrien Brody on what happened when he bought two male goats, one of whom was quite endowed, for the farm we didn’t know he had. [Toronto Sun] Keep reading »
… and waves at me. Doesn’t he look great with his tan skin and blue streaks? And I love his neon green laces. OK, I’m gushing. [New York City, 4/28/09] Keep reading »
What happens when you pack an auditorium full of attention whores…er, I mean actors? Oscar Night! The stars are all dying to shine at Hollywood’s biggest award night and the lengths they’ll go to to get some applause always make it worth watching! So, let’s take a tour of Crazy Tinseltown with the Top 10 Most Outrageous Oscar Moments! Keep reading »