... and waves at me. Doesn’t he look great with his tan skin and blue streaks? And I love his neon green laces. OK, I’m gushing. [New York City, 4/28/09]

What happens when you pack an auditorium full of attention whores…er, I mean actors? Oscar Night! The stars are all dying to shine at Hollywood’s biggest award night and the lengths they’ll go to to get some applause always make it worth watching! So, let’s take a tour of Crazy Tinseltown with the Top 10 Most Outrageous Oscar Moments!

Sarah Jessica Parker has stopped pretending she’s happy in her marriage with Matthew Broderick and is reportedly looking for her own place in New York City. Although Broderick was the one caught cheating, we think Parker will start dating someone else soon because she emotionally checked out of this marriage some time ago.

Starring Adrien Brody, Jeffrey Wright, Gabrielle Union, Columbus Short, Cedric the Entertainer, Mos Def, Beyonce Knowles

I took myself on a date yesterday to see “Cadillac Records” because I’m a history buff and love a biopic. Plus, I get fashion inspiration by seeing how people dressed in the past. I read very few reviews of the film before watching it because I wanted the movie to speak for itself. I was rather entertained, but, since I’m not a real blues fan or scholar, I didn’t notice the historical inaccuracies.

One of The Frisky staffers is insanely obsessed with what she calls “man noses”—noses that are distinctive, large, masculine, and rugged looking. The antithesis of what Michael Jackson has going on with his beak, basically. Can you identify the man noses above? Cheat sheet is below. Once you think you’ve got it figured out, click past the jump to see our slideshow and find out if you’re right…

Celebrity Man Noses (in no particular order): Tommy Lee Jones, Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Daniel Craig, Adrien Brody, LeBron James, Cameron Diaz, Harrison Ford, Jay-Z, and Javier Bardem.

Radar Online used Photoshop to fix the “flaws” of some of Hollywood’s top celebrities. But the question is, do these changes make the following guys more doable? Our snap judgment: Though we kind of like Adrien Brody’s impressive schnozz, we think he now resembles a more age appropriate Zack Efron. But Zach Braff? No amount of slicing and dicing makes him sexy—but you be the judge! [Radar]