The Pirelli Calendar is a weird annual tradition, born from the Italian tire company Pirelli. Once just a simple girly calendar that was to be hung in garage shops, the kitschy calendar has been elevated to high art — thanks to the involvement of fancy photographers and fashion supermodels. Last years? It was soooooo racy we had to put a double NSFW on it (naked Kate Moss! Milla Jovovich’s boobs!). But this year? Photographer Steve McCurry focused on the transformation in Brazil. There are still tons of sexy girls, but he put them in significantly more clothes — and included several shots of daily life. And he included a shot of a very pregnant and sexy Adriana Lima. Yes, she’s still a supermodel and everything, but it’s nice to see a kind of different body featured.
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Wow. Adriana Lima has revealed how she preps for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and it sounds … sucky. Adriana works out with a trainer every day, lifting weights, boxing, and jumping rope — which sounds normal for someone whose body is their livelihood — but beginning three weeks ago, she’s been exercising twice a day in preparation for the show. And that’s not the worst of it: Adriana regularly sees a nutritionist who measures out exactly what she must consume to stay alive but also keep her thin. This tasty diet means nine days before the show, Adriana cuts out solid food entirely and survives off of protein shakes. Twelve hours before the show, she stops consuming liquids. Keep reading »
Look! It’s models getting ready to walk in the Victoria’s Secret runway show! They call this “couture.” (Hm.) They are very excited about their fittings! The theme is “A Night of 1,000 Fantasies,” which is one way of saying, “Men across the country will be masturbating to this.” There are six sections that represent six types of women! What are they? I must know which one I am! They are Tough Love, Game On, Country Girls, Heavenly Bodies, Wild Things, and Pink. Which one am I?! Who knows. Adriana Lima says, “Zeriouzzly, dis iz deh beegest weeng eye evah hayd.” We concur! Only 20 more days until this thing airs. We can hardly stand the wait. Keep reading »
I was going to say Adriana Lima had a baby, like, 10 minutes ago, but I guess it was more like seven months ago, but still. Here, the Victoria’s Secret model reclines with erotic alphabet letter in hand on the cover of V Spain magazine. So, we’re supposed to wear underwear, garters, and no top come fall? Oy. [YB] Keep reading »
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Angel Adriana Lima is back from maternity leave. Sure, she walked in the Louis Vuitton show a few weeks ago, but that didn’t involve stripping on camera, so we remained skeptical. Color us creepy, but all we’ve got to say about this is MILF
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