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The 2013 Pirelli Calendar Features Pregnant Hotties

The Pirelli Calendar is a weird annual tradition, born from the Italian tire company Pirelli. Once just a simple girly calendar that was to be hung in garage shops, the kitschy calendar has been elevated to high art — thanks to the involvement of fancy photographers and fashion supermodels. Last years? It was soooooo racy… More »


Vanessa Lachey, Adriana Lima Give Birth!

Nick and Vanessa Lachey are the new parents of John Camden Lachey, who was born last night. Congratulations! [Socialite Life]
Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gave birth to her second girl, named Sienna, last night. The Angel is already a mama to two-year-old Valentina. Mazel tov! [People]
Early risers are both happier… More »


Adriana Lima Instructs Men The Ticket Into A Woman’s Pants Is A Bouquet Of Flowers

Men, let’s not forget the real reason you should celebrate Valentine’s Day: so you can get laid. [Styleite] … More »


Adriana Lima Reveals Her Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Diet/Starvation Plan

Wow. Adriana Lima has revealed how she preps for the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and it sounds … sucky. Adriana works out with a trainer every day, lifting weights, boxing, and jumping rope — which sounds normal for someone whose body is their livelihood — but beginning three weeks ago, she’s been exercising twice aMore »


Victoria’s Secret Models Have Trouble With Their Wings

Look! It’s models getting ready to walk in the Victoria’s Secret runway show! They call this “couture.” (Hm.) They are very excited about their fittings! The theme is “A Night of 1,000 Fantasies,” which is one way of saying, “Men across the country will be masturbating to this.” There are six sections that… More »


Adriana Lima Gropes Self On The Cover Of V Spain Magazine

I was going to say Adriana Lima had a baby, like, 10 minutes ago, but I guess it was more like seven months ago, but still. Here, the Victoria’s Secret model reclines with erotic alphabet letter in hand on the cover of V Spain magazine. So, we’re supposed to wear underwear, garters, and no top… More »


This Is How We’d Like To Announce We’re Back From Maternity Leave

In case there was any doubt in your mind, Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima is back from maternity leave. Sure, she walked in the Louis Vuitton show a few weeks ago, but that didn’t involve stripping on camera, so we remained skeptical. Color us creepy, but all we’ve got to say about this is… More »


Quickies!: Adriana Lima Is Married To An Alleged Pervert

Adrianna Lima’s husband, basketball star Marko Jaric, has been accused of sexually assaulting a Philadelphia woman. [TMZ]
Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jaime Kennedy are dating. There’s a D-lister out there for everyone. [Dlisted]
We can now add Katy Perry to our list of celebs who don’t wear pants. Check out pics from her “Waking… More »


Quickies!: Adriana Lima Got Hitched And Penile Fractures Hurt

Adriana Lima, the Victoria’s Secret model who claimed to be a virgin for years, got married to Memphis Grizzly basketball player Marko Jaric over Valentine’s Day weekend. Guess she lost her V-card. [Modelinia]
Jennifer Aniston said she’s “very happy” with John Mayer. But something tells us she’ll never be as happy with him as he… More »


Star Couplings: Britney Spears Sneaks Calls To Former Manager

Britney’s former manager, Sam Lufti is fighting back against the restraining order that was issued against him by the pop star. He claims he hasn’t been harassing Spears, but that she’s been reaching out to him. Supposedly, Brit has been sneaking calls to Lufti on a pre-paid cell phone. [People]
We mentioned last week how… More »